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    your kitten's favorite toy is a stripper top!

    She loves it. She trots around the house with it and is really protective of it. When she's not playing with it she hides it. Its so cute. She loves it more than any of the store bought toys I have. She also likes to steal pens and pencils while you're writing with them. She'll try to drag them away and hide somewhere to play with them.

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    Last edited by LilyLove; 10-11-2008 at 07:50 PM.

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    Watch out! Tyra might come after you for animal abuse! Taking sexual enticing photos of a kitten with a stripper top. you should be ASHAMED of yourself!


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    I love kitties with that extra layer of fluff. She's so cute!
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    haha not the same thing but i bought my kitties a toy thats called a "vegas showgull" and its a bird with all this makeup and tons of pink and purple feathers! i had to buy it just for the name!

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    my moms cat learned how to open her jewelery chest. He runs away with her necklaces and hides them! She'll hear a thud in her room and then see him run off with something sparkley. Unfortunately she can't look it. He is my hero.

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    my ferrets are forever plaing with my VS bras.

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    oh my dog! Thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! moar picturz plz




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    awwww look at the fluffy kitten! She's soo cute lilly!

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    Wow, I don't even like cats that much (sorry!) but your cat is ADORABLE!!!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Cute!

    You know you are a stripper when....
    Your 2 yr old tries to walk around the house in mommies 7 inchers.

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