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    EVER!! It looks like a rose garden shat on her head!!!


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    Aww, I was going to ask you to wear that at my wedding.

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    What the.....?

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    Well there you go, always a positive side...

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    actually, that particular type of fecal matter is expelled by Garden Gnomes.

    It's a little known fact that they're actually rosetarians, subsisting largely on a diet of roses, which is why this particular species is most often times found in the gardens of little old ladies.

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    Her mom should be the one wearing the headpiece since she has obviously hasn't had her roots done in 200 years.

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    I'm not sure about the strings though. I think that's a form of rose diarhea. poor garden gnome by the looks of it. that had to be painful to pass. wonder if the other gnomes helped get it out. that'd be a friggin righteous rose garden gnome brigade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1 View Post
    Her mom should be the one wearing the headpiece since she has obviously hasn't had her roots done in 200 years.
    No that over done pork chop is grandma, the bleach blonde on the far right , that is one face lift away from her ears touching that is the mama. I want to slap that bored look off the husbands face.

    Was a veil to easy? Should the bride be wearing white? Can't she do better than another tanner addicted guido?

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    BTW...if anyone watches LOST...the bride is Michelle Rodreiguez's ex girlfriend

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    Jellyfish, yep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Aww, I was going to ask you to wear that at my wedding.
    If YOU asked me I WOULD! I'd just plot your evil destruction later.....

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    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    I love the dress...where did she even find that hat thing though.

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    Im not sure whats funnier, the headpiece or the posts in this thread!
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    That is really bad. Usaually I'd try and be sympathetic with it being a wedding but that thing is just ugly!



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    They need to leave the posing with cars to girls with bikinis. WTH does that car have to do with a wedding? Made an already bad photo worse.

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    ^^

    So did her nasty tacky husband...That dress is really pretty, but the hat doesn't even make sense...the dress says Cinderella, the hat says Beverly Hillbillies....
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Her groom looks gay.

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    she's a really pretty girl!!! too bad the headpiece/groom/mother of the bride/overabundance of white on entire bridal party RUINED it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1 View Post
    Her mom should be the one wearing the headpiece since she has obviously hasn't had her roots done in 200 years.


    When I scrolled back up and saw that, I nearly peed. Thanks. LOL



    The lady on the right looks like a plastic-surgery-obsessed Lisa Kudrow.

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    I guess I'm the only person who doesn't think it looks that bad...def different- but cute.


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    ^as long as she doesn't spin in a circle too quickly.

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    Thanks for the lol with this picture...the bride kinda looks like a mix between David Bowie and Denise Richards.....hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    she's a really pretty girl!!! too bad the headpiece/groom/mother of the bride/overabundance of white on entire bridal party RUINED it.
    Agreed...you don't need too many bells and whistles when you're pretty.

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    ^yeah, gotta leave something for all the ugly girls with too much money on their hands

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