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    so, I just told someone that they could essentially could go fuck themselves.

    how did I do it?

    I ended a text message: "Best of Luck."

    ever since I got an email from someone with this response tacked onto it, I knew the force of "Best of Luck."

    It's the ultimate my-hands-are-washed-of-you (at least when used the right way-- I'm sure many use it as a benediction.)

    this got me thinking-- damn it, I should have put the Southern Belle Fuck You in there as well-- I'm sure most of you know this one: Bless your heart.

    you can say whatever heinous things you want and then tack on Bless your heart (bless his/her/their heart if you're talking about someone else.)

    this guy apologized for being a jackass.

    I told him, among other things, though it was a short text: "no worries about being a dumbass. you can't help it...best of luck."

    it SHOULD have read: "No worries about being a dumbass, bless your heart. You can't help it...best of luck."

    so I was curious if any of you knew the old-school tactics for telling someone they could go fuck themselves-- and then doubly interested if there were regional variations.

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    "I beg your pardon?" Is a great one.

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    Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire, impersonating Porky Pig:
    p-p-p-p piss off!

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    My favorite "whatever "

    I also tend to say "Excuse me" in big crowds of lumbering cattle-people more like I'm saying "get the fuck out of my way asshole!" ;P

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl View Post

    ever since I got an email from someone with this response tacked onto it, I knew the force of "Best of Luck."

    It's the ultimate my-hands-are-washed-of-you (at least when used the right way-- I'm sure many use it as a benediction.)


    so I was curious if any of you knew the old-school tactics for telling someone they could go fuck themselves-- and then doubly interested if there were regional variations.
    I use "I wish you the best" to make it clear that it's probably the last they'll hear from me, so I want it to sound good. LOL

    It's a Karma thing too......

    There's a hysterical Mexican one- "God be with you, I won't forget you!" But you say it in a sprightly manner, with bright, happy sarcasm. Basically a sweet version of "Don't let the screen door hit your ass on the way out."

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    1. "Riiiiiiight, uh huh..." (with one eyebrow raised)

    2. "You are certainly a piece of work."

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    "Well aren't you a gem?"

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    I recently told a regular via text " have a nice life". he texted back "you do the same" followed a few days later by "i miss you" and I am not acknowledging it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarryEyes View Post
    "I beg your pardon?" Is a great one.
    Hah! I bust that one out ALL the time. I love it.

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    I find just tellin them to fuck off works for me

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    I always loved "Excuse me sir, but fuck you." from the movie 8 heads in a duffel bag

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    ^^^

    That really was a great movie....fucking Danny Devito...
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Thank you SO much for you (kindness, courtesy, understanding, whatever has been laking). with a big cheesy grin...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Have a nice day
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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    Take care, and don't worry about keeping in touch.

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    I usually use "ok, whatever you say" with a look of utter confusion or disdain.

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    Ooh, I have a ton of these. I use them all the time, especially at work! "Bless your heart" is my favorite, but there's also...

    "Wow, that's pretty special."
    "I think we're done here."
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya."
    *raised eyebrow, lingering look* "Mm-HMM." *walk away*
    "Well, aren't you something else?" *turn away to talk to another person or leave*
    "Oh honey. Your poor mama."

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    My favorite way to tell someone 'fuck you' is to not tell them anything.

    Because anybody who I have the desire to say fuck you to, I just don't deal with. At all.

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    Resurrected for your reading pleasure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    "Oh honey. Your poor mama."
    this and the one madmaxine posted are thus far my favorite.

    I have another one but I really only use it at work:

    when someone says something stupid I'll look at them like a little
    kid I'm humoring and say in an almost kid voice, "oooo, you're soooo cuute!" occasionally this comes with a head pat, sometimes not.

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    I can see using the Kerr quotation at work and making it:

    "You sir, certainly have some delusions of adaquacy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flick6 View Post
    Thank you SO much for you (kindness, courtesy, understanding, whatever has been laking). with a big cheesy grin...

    I do this all the time or i complement ppl on a quilty they raly dont have. Like i think your such a wonderful soul when the person knows full well there a lying asshat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
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    When insults had class.
    Those are great. I'm going to have to use this one......

    "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

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    My band played a show last night and I was talking to some people after. This dumb chick and her boyfriend were trying to get me to come to some stupid show on Sunday and I said I wouldn't be able to because I work. She asked where and I told her. With a look of utter pity she said, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I hope this band takes off because you are way to talented to be working at that place."

    I said, "It was lovely to meet you!" with a BIG smile and walked directly away. She sat in a corner looking like she felt like a total dumbass for the rest of the night.

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    I dont usually hold back..when I mean fuck you..I say fuck you.

    But I also often tell people who are acting completely stupid that they shouldnt be allowed out of the house without a helmet.

    I've also found a raised eyebrow, looking them up and down slowly,then rolling my eyes with a heavy sigh and turning away works wonders.

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    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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