so, I just told someone that they could essentially could go fuck themselves.
how did I do it?
I ended a text message: "Best of Luck."
ever since I got an email from someone with this response tacked onto it, I knew the force of "Best of Luck."
It's the ultimate my-hands-are-washed-of-you (at least when used the right way-- I'm sure many use it as a benediction.)
this got me thinking-- damn it, I should have put the Southern Belle Fuck You in there as well-- I'm sure most of you know this one: Bless your heart.
you can say whatever heinous things you want and then tack on Bless your heart (bless his/her/their heart if you're talking about someone else.)
this guy apologized for being a jackass.
I told him, among other things, though it was a short text: "no worries about being a dumbass. you can't help it...best of luck."
it SHOULD have read: "No worries about being a dumbass, bless your heart. You can't help it...best of luck."
so I was curious if any of you knew the old-school tactics for telling someone they could go fuck themselves-- and then doubly interested if there were regional variations.



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