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    Default I want to post this everywhere at work (how to give an ld)

    I wish more girls would listen to advice like this:

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    this is an awesome article! thanks for posting!

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    I agree great advice!
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    Damn. This is REALLY helpful - all this time (2 weeks) I've been thinking to get the clothes off pretty quickly cause that's what they're paying to see, and then dancing myself into a sweaty mess...this is waaaay better!!

    How do you talk dirty during a LD?
    "...It was part of a lecture about how I should save my money so I could get out of the biz one day. I finally told him, "Every day I work I shove a $20 bill up my pussy. There's thousands of dollars in there. I call it my Rainy Day Fund." - xoxoGracexoxo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade View Post
    Damn. This is REALLY helpful - all this time (2 weeks) I've been thinking to get the clothes off pretty quickly cause that's what they're paying to see, and then dancing myself into a sweaty mess...this is waaaay better!!

    How do you talk dirty during a LD?
    I have NO idea. I'm so bad at that stuff except in real life. I'll ask what their fav part of a woman's body is, or be very coy about it, like 'Boobies!', but my work persona is pretty bubbly and cute, so that works for me!

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    im glad all the girls at work dont do this, its how i stay ahead of the game!

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    im glad all the girls at work dont do this, its how i stay ahead of the game!
    Hah true. It's just annoying that the raise the bar for the rest of us, since some guy got a $20 full gropy grindy dance next to the guy I'm trying to hustle.

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    amen. i tell this to girls all the time about working "no contact":

    ***Some customers will be annoyed that you didn’t scrape your ass crack on his belt buckle until you chafed, this guy was only going to get one dance—no matter what you did. Fine, he didn’t buy another, but you didn’t have get zits on your butt for $20. If you made him cum in his pants during an LD, what will he expect from you in the CR?***

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade View Post
    How do you talk dirty during a LD?
    Yeah really! I go for that sort of classic '50's housewife "seen and never heard" type of gig unless the customer obviously wants to converse.

    I'm always out of sit'n'wiggle ideas though by song two and I feel bad repeating shit so I still gotta find away around that problem, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    Yeah really! I go for that sort of classic '50's housewife "seen and never heard" type of gig unless the customer obviously wants to converse.

    I'm always out of sit'n'wiggle ideas though by song two and I feel bad repeating shit so I still gotta find away around that problem, lol.
    You've got to repeat it all, unless your couches are equipped with handles and a jungle gym. Sitting and wiggling are the worst things to do during an ld.

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    not to sound like a total idiot... but do you think this type of ld would be accepted by guys in a high contact/heavy grind club?

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianpixie View Post
    not to sound like a total idiot... but do you think this type of ld would be accepted by guys in a high contact/heavy grind club?
    Well, prob not. I've worked in a heavy grind club, and they except you to get on and ride. I still tryed to make it sensual and then I would pull out the acrobatics, because not ALL guys want a heavy grind and many haven't experienced anything but, so they don't know better.

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    Great article, I'm going to think about it as I hope in the shower right before work! Thanks for sharing!

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    wait wait.. so shes saying spend part of the song actually doing a strip tease? that would never fly at my club. there are regular or topless dances offered, and if theyre paying for topless, they sure as hell arent paying to wait a minute into the song to see my boobies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianpixie View Post
    not to sound like a total idiot... but do you think this type of ld would be accepted by guys in a high contact/heavy grind club?
    definitely. If heavy grinding is the norm, then you can always add some more grinding *in addition to* the sensual/erotic/teasing dance.

    Same for heavy contact being the norm...if it's within your personal boundaries (and club rules), then go ahead and allow it...but draw it out, dole out the contact a little bit at a time, and really tease him and make him want it. Don't just give it all up at once.

    You'd be surprised at the amount of custies who start out the beginning of the first song complaining about the fact that I didn't rip off my clothes, start grinding away and let them paw all over my body within the first 30 seconds...and by the end of the third or fourth dance completely changed their tune and raved about how sensual I am and how that was the best dance they've ever had. Sometimes customers don't know what they really want. You have to show them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianpixie View Post
    not to sound like a total idiot... but do you think this type of ld would be accepted by guys in a high contact/heavy grind club?
    yes. i think austin is pretty high contact, but this would go over just fine for my hustle.

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    Besides, the guys who are absolutely hell-bent on getting off in their pants and trying to gnaw your tits off...usually want to do it for as little $$ as possible too. They might be good for one dance, but they're not much use beyond that. So who cares if that type is not impressed by a sensual striptease? They aren't the ones with the real money anyway, and even if they were...do you really want to put up with them for long?

    Most guys actually do love a sensual, erotic experience...and will pay well for it. At least that's my experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by made_of_sequins View Post
    Besides, the guys who are absolutely hell-bent on getting off in their pants and trying to gnaw your tits off...usually want to do it for as little $$ as possible too. They might be good for one dance, but they're not much use beyond that. So who cares if that type is not impressed by a sensual striptease? They aren't the ones with the real money anyway, and even if they were...do you really want to put up with them for long?

    Most guys actually do love a sensual, erotic experience...and will pay well for it. At least that's my experience.
    very true. and hell no I don't want some guy gnawing on my tits for $20. this type of ld would probably go over well in the vip though where there is more time to spend.

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    Dude it works!! I tried this out yesterday (granted I don't really have it down quite yet) and pretty much got repeat dances across the board! Woo-hoo I LOVE SW!!!
    "...It was part of a lecture about how I should save my money so I could get out of the biz one day. I finally told him, "Every day I work I shove a $20 bill up my pussy. There's thousands of dollars in there. I call it my Rainy Day Fund." - xoxoGracexoxo

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianpixie View Post
    not to sound like a total idiot... but do you think this type of ld would be accepted by guys in a high contact/heavy grind club?
    I am also wondering if this would work in clubs in LA. Nude dances here are 40 bucks, not 20 so I feel like I'm ripping the guy off if I am not naked right away and sitting on his lap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianpixie View Post
    not to sound like a total idiot... but do you think this type of ld would be accepted by guys in a high contact/heavy grind club?
    I danced like this when I worked in Miami. I dance to my comfort level, not what was more requested. I still got repeat dances. I left these guys literally begging for more!







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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    wait wait.. so shes saying spend part of the song actually doing a strip tease? that would never fly at my club. there are regular or topless dances offered, and if theyre paying for topless, they sure as hell arent paying to wait a minute into the song to see my boobies.
    When I worked in high contact areas that actually surprisingly worked... they didn't mind the wait.


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    i tried this today and it didnt work. one guy even complained and was like "SIT ON MY LAP!!"
    :-(
    granted, the clientel today was ridiculously cheap and not to be racist...mexican...but i think i suck at teasing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    I wish more girls would listen to advice like this:

    http://www.strip-magazine.com/mmagaz...t=3&category=3
    GREAT advice, but I am REALLY glad not all girls know this stuff, or do it, lol. More money for me when they are just bouncing up and down and getting bored, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msonyxorb View Post
    i tried this today and it didnt work. one guy even complained and was like "SIT ON MY LAP!!"
    :-(
    granted, the clientel today was ridiculously cheap and not to be racist...mexican...but i think i suck at teasing.
    It's all practice. I've been doing this on and off forever and I've only been getting better in the past year.

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