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    What is the craziest diet you've been on???

    Ok- after a little binging---ok ALOT, lol. I'm on a mission to lose some weight, so I been thinking back on all the diets I've tried over the years. What works and what doesn't--- there have been so many.

    What is the craziest diet you've been on????

    For me probably consuming nothing but lettuce, water & tic tacs for almost a week. Not the smartest idea, but I was "in love" I felt so sick and weak after a couple days. And the weight didn't stay off anyways, so whatever.

    I've also tried:

    Xenical (worked good- a lil gross, but not crazyabout it)

    Phentarimine (not bad, I'm thinking about doing this again)

    Weight Watchers (this is NOT crazy, I've always had good results when I stuck to the plan, but it's a little slow, and takes a while)

    The Cabbage Soup Diet (good results, but pretty much water weight loss, that I gained back)

    Adkins (good results, but I get bored of meat, meat, and more meat after a while)

    Bulimia (been there, done that and DO NOT RECOMMEND!!!!)

    Lean Cuisine "Diet" (ooooh that got old very fast!!!!)

    Water Pills and Ephedrine (I ♥ Ephedrine, although it never made me lose weight always makes me feel "good")

    I'm know I've been on more than this but that is all that comes to mind right now, so dish---what are some of the best, worst & wackiest diets you've been on????


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    Default Re: What is the craziest diet you've been on???

    when i was 15 i ate nothing but yogurt for like 2 weeks. i dont remember how much weight i lost but i lost a lot.

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    I lost a bunch of weight only eating vegan desserts from an organic & vegan bakery here in NY. But my skin got greyish. I was basically breeding and feeding yeasts and parasites. I got really tiny but I lost my glow.

    It was an experiment.

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    Default Re: What is the craziest diet you've been on???

    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Worst diet I've been on? Anorexia, by far. Half a container of plain yogurt and a plain ricecake was all I ate per week. And I mean total for the week, not each day of the week.

    Wow how did you survive??????


    ETA::: Nevermind- i read anorexia--- dont have the willpower for that, sincerly hope all is well now and you are healthy.


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    Caffeine and cigarettes. I lost weight, and just about everything else. I would not recommend it to anyone.
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    Anorexia...went 10 days once on nothing but water

    Bulemia

    heavy diet pill use....I was taking 312mg's of ephedra twice a day. Worked though.

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    oh yeah and i "fasted" for 32 days on nothing but crystal light, water, and 100 percent cranberry juice when i was 16. i was a little bit crazy. i think i went from 132 to 106. i wouldn't call that a diet though, but i would call it crazy, because i was.

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    I ate one apple and then water every day for 2 weeks. I was in high school (had to wake up at 5am) and then after wards went to college till 5:30 and then hit rush hour and had to drive all the way across town to my home getting there at like 7:30...I ate my apple on the drive home, and after doing that much school i just passed out and did it all over again.

    I didn't really lose weight, I lost muscle. Like it hurt to write REALLY bad and my arm would stay sore. All my muscles were really sore...I'm pretty sure my body just started eating them. BAD!

    The best worst diet I was on was, one grilled cheese (toasted bread and cheese melted in the micro) and water, frozen strawberries and TONS of working out....I dropped like 20 pounds in a month, and didn't feel like total shit...it was great actually. There's no way I could keep it up though, so it's kinda dumb to do because I could never maintain it, ya know?

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    A bowl of rice and frozen vegetables a couple times a day for at least several months. I had just moved out of my parents' house and I was dead broke. I was about 17 yrs. old at the time.
    I actually enjoy the detox diets every other month or so. I tried Master Cleanse and Cabbage Soup diets and they're fine for the moment. Sometimes my body really does need a rest from all the crap I dump into it. They're not intended as a permanent solution to weight-loss, though.
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    I ate one meal a day on Guam after Supertyphoon Pongsona either at Denny's or King's (no way to cook in my living quarters, no electricity or stove.) It was so hot outside I got by on that allright (decreased appetite). Kinda funny when I think about it now.

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    Default Re: What is the craziest diet you've been on???

    They have a Denny's & Kings in Guam?????


    Guess you learn something new everyday......

    Seriously


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    Default Re: What is the craziest diet you've been on???

    The best worst diet I was on was, one grilled cheese (toasted bread and cheese melted in the micro) and water, frozen strawberries and TONS of working out....I dropped like 20 pounds in a month, and didn't feel like total shit...it was great actually. There's no way I could keep it up though, so it's kinda dumb to do because I could never maintain it, ya know?


    I'm kinda jealous in some sorrta way......losing weight is the objective, and you are gorgous... but i totally understand0 who wants to eat grilled chesse, water and strawberry's all month....that is the point of this thread Iguess...


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    Hmm....this was my routine for several years:

    Morning meal: piece of diet toast, some egg beaters, sugar free jello and calorie free butter substitute

    Dinner meal: either salad out (no dressing, tiny bites of chicken maybe) or at home one fat free hot dog with a piece of diet toast and condiments.

    Tons of booze, as well.

    Miracle I survived that one! Crap no wonder my metabolism is all fucked lol. Live and learn and get stronger though I say....
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    The craziest diet? HHHhhhmmmm... 'The Top Ramen and Rotisserie Chicken From Wal-Mart Diet.' Mix them together and it is MMMmm-MMmmm GOOD!



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    I went to a wholistic center and fasted for 2 weeks with nothing but distilled water.

    anorexia + cigarettes + water

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    Nothing but Lean Cuisines, Slim Fast Shakes, Slim Fast Bars, and water. Blargh

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    Nothing but Progresso vegetable soups for like almost two months. I'd eat two a day. Their 120 calories a can. Then I'd maybe throw in a few Wheat Thins or do a can of tuna (plain, no mayo or anything) when I needed some protein. I'd also drink 2-3 gallons of water a day.

    I went from a size 7 to a size 3. Right now I'm already back in a 5 cause I stopped dancing and have had no exercise for a while. I'm seriously contemplating going back on the soup diet for a little while.

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    Bulimia and Atkins, not at the same time though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Caffeine and cigarettes. I lost weight, and just about everything else. I would not recommend it to anyone.
    Hahaha! Me too! Nothing like diet coke for dinner to go with your marlboros. (color co-ordinated meal)

    Remember the Grapefruit Diet? I did that in the 80's. It totally works to eat 3-4 grapefruits a day. I lost like 10 pounds in a month.

    I tried a lot of liquid diets aka slimfast. I've tried a variety of drinkable protein powders. This works too, but it is difficult in social settings.

    I've tried the "eat no fat" diet. Ala Susan Powter. Blech! And crappy skin/hair/ nails was the result, not weight loss.

    Dexatrim made me emotional and seriously depressed. So depressed that I didn't feel like eating.

    Good diets that I like and work?

    South Beach Diet. Very good and balanced and easy to follow. IT really caters to individual tastes. It can be a problem for vegetarians and vegans, though.

    Weight Watchers. Slow and steady weight loss built for real world living.

    Body for Life. Easy to follow, but won't work for weight loss unless you are also working out pretty hard. As a full time dancer I found this one really good and effective. I was able to workout and lose weight w/o feeling to tired at work.


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    This thread is making me want to invent my own crazy diet. Seriously, I am fucking ten pounds overweight and have been bitching about it for like six months now. I must loose ten pounds!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Nothing but Lean Cuisines, Slim Fast Shakes, Slim Fast Bars, and water. Blargh
    Sounds like a gassy time.

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    I'll second the caffeine and cigarettes diet. Wouldn't recommend it, however.


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    Craziest way I lost weight - Ephedrine and alcohol diet with a little of food mixed in. That was last summer and actually looked pretty good - was forming a six pack and everything but slowly gained it all back and more when I moved to Florida and started eating junk all the time.

    Best healthy way I lost weight was through Weight Watchers. I never gained all the weight back that I lost through that program and I did that five years ago

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    Craziest is the cocaine diet. That was bad! The best for me is low carb.

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    Youth, LOL! When I was in high school I just never had time to eat and I hated my mom's cooking, so I just lived on black coffee and fruit. I'd just drink black coffee and eat fresh fruit all day, maybe add a bag of potato chips or M&M's at lunch. I was pretty fucking thin back then... wouldn't mind having the body back, but I couldn't live on black coffee and fruit anymore without spending my life in the bathroom.

    I wasn't doing it for weight loss so I don't know if that counts. In fact I had no idea I was thin at the time, I was just busy.

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