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    So i'm in a private with this girl i seen a couple times. She's down to it. There is no tomorrow, tomorrow does not exist. I'm loving life until i realize that maybe things are going a little TOO well. So i tell this girl to back off a little bit. You know, "back off, back off, imma make a mess here."

    She gave me the eye. Like she was offended. I might have been abrupt or something, honest i don't know. I make a point to try to make a dancer feel as comfy as i can, under the circumstances, that's important to me especially having run across stripperweb. So how do you tactfully tell a girl "keep it up and i'm gonna make a mess"

    This is not a regular thing. in 10 years of strip clubbing i can't remember any other time i was near.. you know. Sooo... this is ridiculous... like i should somehow 'know' the answer to this but i don't.

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    hmm i dont know if i even wanna touch this.. but maybe she was grossed out when you said you were gonna make a mess??
    Ive never heard anyone refer to it as "mess" so im kinda crinkling my nose at the term and im assuming she might of been too

    maybe say, hey there you might wanna slow down?(she will get the hint!)
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    Umm, I see no problem with it... I don't think it's offensive at all... but I suppose you could say something like, "You mind slowing down? I'm getting a little too excited here..."

    Hey, it's better than "Keep that up & I'll shoot it in yer eye" or "You like puddles, little girl? You're gonna be sittin' in one soon!"

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    MadCap I luv you, that is hilarious...I'mma make a mess here...

    That's really funny. I think she maybe found the "wording" ahem offensive, or maybe she's new?

    Either way, I would rather have somebody tell me, shove me, whatever to avoid that happening!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jennahoff View Post
    hmm i dont know if i even wanna touch this.. but maybe she was grossed out when you said you were gonna make a mess??
    Ive never heard anyone refer to it as "mess" so im kinda crinkling my nose at the term and im assuming she might of been too

    Well, it's not a common occurrence. How else do you say it?

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    Either way, I would rather have somebody tell me, shove me, whatever to avoid that happening!!

    Yeah i figure anyone would, not the least of which being ME!

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    Hey, it's better than "Keep that up & I'll shoot it in yer eye" or "You like puddles, little girl? You're gonna be sittin' in one soon!"

    I don't remember exactly what i said, but i know it wasn't crass like that. I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of "back off, i'm gonna wind up making a mess here."

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    i think its all in the way you said it.

    if u said it in a joking manner than i dont see why she would get offended.
    ~jenna~

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    Well, what's a tactful way to say this if it ever happens again? It's not very likely, but i figured it wasn't very likely a week ago.

    Like i said, i do want the dancer to be comfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post

    Either way, I would rather have somebody tell me, shove me, whatever to avoid that happening!!
    +1 For real....

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    dont over think it..

    just joke and say, hey you better slow down.
    ~jenna~

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    I have customers tell me to rest and they just give me a massage for the rest of the song. Or they just straight up tell me that they are getting too excited. It's never offended me if a customer wants me to stop because they are getting ready to cum.

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    To some people, "make a mess" is a euphemism for "shit my pants."

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    LMFAO @ Collette

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    10 years of strip clubbing and this is your first time you almost popped?

    You're a better man than I Madcap, a better man than I.

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    Maybe she thought you needed to poop.
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    Whatever u say just be lighthearted unless she is an extras girl she doesnt want u to cum in your pants! it can be a turnoff
    Last edited by golden41; 06-29-2008 at 03:54 AM.

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    I can see why she got offended. Personally I would be grossed out by it coz I'm just not comfortable with the thought of a customer cumming in his pants.
    I'm a prude and I don't deny it.

    But as the others said it's better u said something than actually did it.
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    I saw one custie who was buying shot after shot from the shot girl as she sat and jiggled on his lap. Finally he said, "Excuse me," and ducked into the men's room. He ws gone a few minutes, then came back and continued buying shots. What he did while he was in there is your guess, but if I had puked, I would not come out and keep buying more shots.

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    Default Re: Make a mess

    Usually when I'm in a "messy" situation, I say something like "you probably ought to slow down a bit". Or "I think we better take a break". Sometimes to get the seriousness of the point across I've kinda used my hands on her hips to lightly push away from the dancer. Well not really a push, just like a light pressure. Eh, probably not the best description, lol.

    Madcap perhaps your dancer was confused because you wanted to stop. There is one club in particular where I've run across that problem. "Home of the $25 bed dance" if you recognize that club. I wouldn't call it standard operating procedure but its not uncommon for the girls to grind it out of you there.

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