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    Sad Gilligan's Island sort of night

    Ok... Imagine this set to the tune of Gilligan's Island...

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...a tale of a "Friday night" ( fateful trip).

    It all started with a six hour shift...( three hour tour)
    If not for the DJ the club would be lost (if not for Gilligan the minnow would be lost)

    Tonight was the sort of night that brings to mind Gilligan's island where everyone comes to the island but Gilligan and his crew never get off....the customers were the visitors and us the poor strippers were the crew of Gilligan"s Island.

    Imagine over 21 pissed off strippers dancing for the deadest bunch of people outside of a morgue. Only the morgue has attendants to keep the dead folks moving out to their kinfolk for burial.

    O my God, I swear when the highest dancer on the books only gets 4 (!!!!!) dances it is a seriously I wanna cry sort of night.

    Our manager from dayshift deposited all the $1's in the whole fucking building in his deposit this afternoon. The ATM decided 1045 was the perfect time to stop running.

    Then the Bass speakers went out near midnight jussssttttt when we got something resembling living people with money in the club.

    Then, someone in the crowd making a (bad, real bad joke) decided to enact his whigger fantasy of a rap video, ran his credit card down the ass crack of my best friend while she was trying to dance on stage and get a tip from him at the rail.....blood started pouring immediately from the credit card that CUT her butt crack. She jumped up and decked his ass out flat. One stellar right hook to his nose area and he crumpled to the floor. It was a hallmark moment. We cheered. she now has 3 lovely black stitches in her butt crack.

    Tonight was so bad, I feel a real bad case of "anal blindness" coming on for tomorrow night.

    Anal blindness= "I don't see my ass going in to work"
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    Default Re: Gilligan's Island sort of night

    ^ As soon as I read that about the card , I knew she was going to get cut. What a weird night. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by winterrose View Post
    Then, someone in the crowd making a (bad, real bad joke) decided to enact his whigger fantasy of a rap video, ran his credit card down the ass crack of my best friend while she was trying to dance on stage and get a tip from him at the rail.....blood started pouring immediately from the credit card that CUT her butt crack. She jumped up and decked his ass out flat. One stellar right hook to his nose area and he crumpled to the floor. It was a hallmark moment. We cheered. she now has 3 lovely black stitches in her butt crack.
    OMG ouch! What an asshole! Sounds like it was the night from hell. I hope your next shift is better.






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    Omg, I'm sure that buttcrack story will be told for years to come.

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    Three stitches. Pain. Presumably lost wages, unless she can work with that, and I don't see how. That sucks horribly. I feel so bad for her. Were the police called?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousSeeker View Post
    There stitches. Pain. Presumably lost wages, unless she can work with that, and I don't see how. That sucks horribly. I feel so bad for her. Were the police called?
    no...our manager refused and by the time another girl got her cell phone to work in the dead zone that is our club, the guy had already been thrown out by the dj....who was none to gentle about grabbing him in a headlock and dragging him out.
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    ^^^

    Fuck that shit I would NEVER go back there again!! Are you serious? Somebody assaulted a girl to the point where she needed STICHES and all they did was throw him out? That is nothing short of disgusting. Just...wow. Shows you how much they value women there! Don't go back in, ever.
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    ^^^Yeah, no shit! They should've called the cops, gotten the asshole's name who did the credit card swipe thing on the girl's ass, and made him pay for her medical bills (or at least try to). That sucks.






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    there was only 7 dancers at work last nite
    the owner came in and attempted to blow sunshine at everyone like we were stupid.
    Amazingly enough, my friend came in and sat with her regular....he paid her well, she avoided stage and everything else.

    most of the girls that work here take care of each other ( at least the old school crew)

    It wasn't like this until the new manager came on board with us 4 months ago.
    He is not well liked. Until things calm down he is supposed to be on dayshift. The owner thought it was his fault for things getting out of hand And it is.

    as soon as my car gets out of the shop, I swear I am going back to a club that is an hour away and across the state line in louisiana.
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    Call the owner and tell them what happened. That is a negligent fucking manager. They let someone who ASSAULTED your friend leave? WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T THEY CALL THE COPS?!? If the owner does nothing, have her call a fucking lawyer. I am LIVID just reading this! Why do they think just throwing the guys out is ok? Hold the guy until the cops come! Get him arrested!

    When managers won't call the cops it's because there's illegal stuff going on in the club, or they don't know how to handle a situation like that outside of the view of customers so they don't lose business. Super unprofessional.

    I am so pissed off. That little fucking bitch got off with nothing happening to him.

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