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    2 new girls started tonight, but one of there mum's bought them along and stayed and drunk at the bar all night while her daughter and her friend stripped and hussled guys for private dance's, weird
    might try and get some questions answered next time i see her
    and hoping its warm in aus almost have enough things sorted to do the jump, car selling is a drama at mo though

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    car selling???

    we had a girl thats mom used to be a stripper and she came one night and cheered her on and tipped her. it was kind of wierd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lisastripper View Post
    hoping its warm in aus almost have enough things sorted to do the jump, car selling is a drama at mo though
    Can you try that again.. in English please? Or is this some sort of SW subliminal message?

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveandluxury View Post
    Can you try that again.. in English please? Or is this some sort of SW subliminal message?
    car selling...sounds like hooking to me...

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    OK, I am just going to take a stab at this here. I think she is talking about the mom at the bar and how that is pretty strange/awkward. She is hoping it is warm in Australia (I got that due to the use of "mum" and where else on this board is it not warm now...) She is hoping to be able to start selling cars soon (or maybe hooking as breathe says). But, she warns, there is drama in car selling as well. Ah, the grass is always greener girlfriend...

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    how could there be drama in being a car salesmen?

    "oh hells naw you gonna buy this hummer or im gonna cut you biiaaatch!!!"

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    lol. Maybe hybrid is code for selling half and half at 100 per hour!

    Breathe, bitch you stole my hybrids last week so I took your Hummers. Them Hummers know how to roll, they don't give a fuck about the gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shasta View Post
    lol. Maybe hybrid is code for selling half and half at 100 per hour!

    Breathe, bitch you stole my hybrids last week so I took your Hummers. Them Hummers know how to roll, they don't give a fuck about the gas.

    lmao @ half and half!

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    Bitch I'll rip off your lee press on shit!
    Oh wait, guess your Toyota is calling this bitch now!

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    lmao!

    this is golden.

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    Wow. That hurt my head. You shouldn't have to work so hard to understand one sentence!

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    i dont think it was a sentence, there was no period....anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    how could there be drama in being a car salesmen?
    Oh you wouldnt believe it!! I have a friend that sold cars and since they all worked on commission it was all backstabbing and stealing customers....total drama.

    And we had an 18 yr old girl come into the club and audition one day. Her mom came too and proceeded to get totally smashed and go around talking to all the customers(which made them really uncomfortable since she was about 50 and looked like total white trash...ratty hair, stained shirt and mom denim shorts,clutching her beer bottle and weaving) telling them all that her daughter had an offer to model for Victorias Secret but turned them down.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah...THATS believable!! Hmm..millions as VS model...crap as a South FL stripper....sure...she chose stripper...wouldnt anyone!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    Oh you wouldnt believe it!! I have a friend that sold cars and since they all worked on commission it was all backstabbing and stealing customers....total drama.
    hmm ive been told many a times i would be good at selling cars maybe i should take that as an insult lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    telling them all that her daughter had an offer to model for Victorias Secret but turned them down.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah...THATS believable!! Hmm..millions as VS model...crap as a South FL stripper....sure...she chose stripper...wouldnt anyone!!!

    I get called every day by VS to come model for them.. I turned them down too so I could become a car salesman.

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    lol loveandlux!

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    how could there be drama in being a car salesmen?

    "oh hells naw you gonna buy this hummer or im gonna cut you biiaaatch!!!"
    This made me lol



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    Oppps me got a little to much info in one sentence, was a little tied when i got home
    ok
    Was weird having a mum bring her daughter and daughters friend into work, and then stay while her daughter worked, i know i couldn't take tips and body slide some guy naked etc when mum is a few meters away.
    Aus i was meaning i can't wait to leave where i am, i need a change of scene, but before i can leave i need to sell my car, but don't want to give it away, cost me like 12g and 1 year latter the most i have been offere is just below 4g
    Hope all makes sense, still sleepy

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    Quote Originally Posted by lisastripper View Post
    Oppps me got a little to much info in one sentence, was a little tied when i got home
    ok
    Was weird having a mum bring her daughter and daughters friend into work, and then stay while her daughter worked, i know i couldn't take tips and body slide some guy naked etc when mum is a few meters away.
    Aus i was meaning i can't wait to leave where i am, i need a change of scene, but before i can leave i need to sell my car, but don't want to give it away, cost me like 12g and 1 year latter the most i have been offere is just below 4g
    Hope all makes sense, still sleepy
    and still huffing paint?

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    It always amazes me how these kind of people figure out to set up a computer to the internet; and the "seriously but wtf" title is VERY appropriate.
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    ................................wow

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    *Looks around rather confused and scurries out of thread*

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    I'm not quite sure why everyone is being an asshole to someone who just has a different way of "speaking" on the internet. Just a different (albeit unorganized) way of writing.

    OP, I completely understood what you were saying.

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    Default Re: seriously but wtf

    considering the grammar and spelling errors of some of the critiquers, it is mostly just hilariously hypocritical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miabella View Post
    considering the grammar and spelling errors of some of the critiquers, it is mostly just hilariously hypocritical.
    I totally understand where you are coming from and I usually am one of the first to back someone up.

    I wasn't referring to the lack of punctuation or run on sentances, I was refering to an apparent mental haziness that I could only attribute to lack of sobriety.

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