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    Default Felt so damn good!

    I'm at a super high milage club right now and guys are used to getting whatever they want. And after a lot of battles with grabby, pushy ass holes, I've started stating my rules before I start to dance. Some foriegn dude asks me for a dance. And I said okay, and go up to the couches.
    Me, "Ever been here before?"
    Him, "Yes."
    Me, "Okay, well my rules are you gotta keep your pants on (it's VERY common for guys to just unzip them as they sit down ) and you can't touch me untill song 3, and absolutely no petting the kitty, k?"
    Him, "I do not like your rules."
    So I smile, and cock my head to the side and go, "You don't?"
    Him, "No!"
    Me, still smiling, "Then get the fuck off my couch!"

    Dirty bastard left the couch and the club with a look of terror on his face

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    Default Re: Felt so damn good!

    HAHAAHHAHAH nice.

    Guys just unzip as they sit down? Um ew

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    Default Re: Felt so damn good!

    Good for you! I know dancers who totally fell apart at high mileage clubs and followed the herd just because everyone else was....................

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    Default Re: Felt so damn good!

    wow thats awesome, im going to have to try that from now on hahaa

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    Default Re: Felt so damn good!

    Thats absolutely brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by exotica268 View Post

    Guys just unzip as they sit down? Um ew

    Yep. It was a common practice at my last club. Some would even just go ahead and whip it out.

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    Yay for you!

    My "sister" told a guy off last weekend. I think it felt liberating for everyone who's had to deal with an asshole!

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    Default Re: Felt so damn good!

    I usually don't like to post unless I feel I have something of substance to add, but I just have to break my rule this time.

    You are SOOO awesome!

    (well, except for the fact that your sig comic makes me a little sad every time I see it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    (it's VERY common for guys to just unzip them as they sit down )
    I'm really shocked by this. Maybe I'm a bit sheltered but theres no way I could deal with working somewhere where this is common practice. Your stronger than me hon, well done for sticking to your guns.



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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Yep. It was a common practice at my last club. Some would even just go ahead and whip it out.
    omg please tell me girls made more than 5 dollars a song doing that

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    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    omg please tell me girls made more than 5 dollars a song doing that
    HaHa! Nope! You'd think, right?

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    GOOD FOR YOU!!

    That's a good way to restore the balance of power. I learned early on (and i wish more girls would realize this) that someone is always in control. Either you the dancer, or the customer. It's best to establish that the moment you begin dealing with a customer--be confident and don't take shit from anyone! I love reading posts like this. Restores a little bit of faith in my fellow females.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    Me, still smiling, "Then get the fuck off my couch!"
    Dirty bastard left the couch and the club with a look of terror on his face
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    Awesome play Perry !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    Me, still smiling, "Then get the fuck off my couch!"

    Dirty bastard left the couch and the club with a look of terror on his face
    BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it!

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