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    Default Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    Want Another Chance in Life?

    I'm looking for that beautiful woman who just cried her heart out last night looking for a miracle.

    Very simply: Certainly not all, but some of you on this website are disappointed with how your lives are turning out. Drugs, prostitution, bad relationships, broken families, bad start in life, etc...etc...

    The Opportunity: I'm a known person internationally. An A+ catch at a world class level – no exaggeration – looks, money, fame, etc... I'm also a committed Christian. I take my Christianity seriously – church every Sunday, etc... Looking for one of the world's most beautiful, intelligent, and kindhearted women to start a Christian family and lifelong partnership with. Is there a woman here who's at the point of personal brokenness who needs Jesus in their life and a miracle? Someone who wants another chance at the real deal – true happiness with God and a husband and family that love you, plus many of the worldly blessings that you now only pretend to be part of and aspire to. You don't have to be a Christian now – maybe something bad has just happened, and you're just down on your knees crying and praying to a God you don't know yet, and somehow, someway hoping that God exists and a miracle can somehow happen for you?

    Why would I look here? Because I personally know the extreme makeover, and special, wondrous miracles that God can accomplish with broken people on their knees like myself – rather than lukewarm people who really don't understand what a personal miracle is. A person who has experienced deep personal brokenness can become alight with fire, love and commitment for the God that forgave them and gave them a new, fantastic, joyous life. That's the type of life partner I'm seeking – someone more committed to God than to me (because I'm just a flawed human who will disappoint – far from the perfect person). Beautiful, glorious creatures of God who've had bad luck or been led astray – like I have. I'm looking for a miracle too – I'm looking for a woman as thankful to God as I am, and most times it takes a deep personal brokenness or tragedy to bring us there. Again, I'm looking for that beautiful woman who just cried her heart out last night looking for a miracle. Drug addict, prostitute, multiple divorces, etc...etc... whatever. I don't care because Jesus didn't care, and I know the beautiful, miraculous transformation he can accomplish in broken people like I was/am. God can forgive anything, and make a beautiful person out of anyone.

    My suggestion: if this interests you, I can suggest a good church and inspiring preacher in your city. Go to them, then if you're interested in getting to know me sometime in the future, just let me know. If you want to email privately to chat about anything under the sun, just email me, or just set up a new anonymous email account (don't tell me your real name or give out any personal info – for your peace of mind) and send it to an email I set up for this purpose: swemail61(at)yahoo. I'm here even if you aren't looking for a man.

    I'm looking for that extraordinarily beautiful woman on the outside, who wants to become an extraordinarily beautiful woman on the inside with God – a miracle – an extraordinary fresh start. God needs a broken person to start with though – it's the seed of inner beauty.

    For those not interested, all I ask is that you treat me respectfully and not discriminate against me because I'm Christian, and not flame me. I have feelings too. If I unintentionally hurt yours in any way, I'm deeply sorry for that. I'm just reaching out to the group of you who seem to be interested in a change. Ruslana's suicide was a startling wakeup call.
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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide


    You get style points, though. Nice prose!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    Hey, Chevy!

    I hope you aren't the fellow who dropped her off at 5:00am...

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    bwahahahahah! wow. this totally made my day.

    your looking for a broken woman? lovely....you wont find many here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    bwahahahahah! wow. this totally made my day.

    your looking for a broken woman? lovely....you wont find many here.
    Yeah, no kidding! Strippers are strong, resilient women that take the bull by the horns and make lemonade out of lemons and over use cliches on internet forums!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    I'm not going to flame you, but I'm kinda insulted, so my initial reaction is to say

    I mean, really if I were broken...(it's possible!) some guy who brags about himself (if you are so great, why are you trolling for women?) and lurks on a community where he's not welcomed is going to help me find Jesus? If I wanted to find Jesus, I don't need some random dude off the internet to hold my hand (and who knows what else.)

    God, this makes me sick because if someone did serious reply to this, she probably does need help, and this guy is completely the guy to avoid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chevalier View Post
    I'm here even if you aren't looking for a man.
    gag!

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    also i didnt know that god needs broken people to start with...though that makes sense why theres so many corrupted evangelical church leaders in the Corporation of Jesus Christ.

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    Is this a parody?

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    I'd suggest contacting Amy Lee, but she got married last year...

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    ^^^

    hahaha I love this song! Oh shit, does that mean I'm broken and I need a man to marry me and save me from my life of stripper hell?
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    i mean hey who wouldnt want a gorgeous rich man to sweep them off their feet but come on....it doesnt happen often, and most of us like to be self reliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    i mean hey who wouldnt want a gorgeous rich man to sweep them off their feet but come on....it doesnt happen often, and most of us like to be self reliant.
    I want to see a picture!

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    oh for fucks sake...nobody here needs to be "saved"..and OMG..some are even devout Christians.Jews.etc...

    Take your evangelical BS elsewhere.

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    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    ^It comes with a major price.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    I want to see a picture!
    no shit. i bet hes not my total package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    no shit. i bet hes not my total package.
    Yeah, I have a hard time seeing you with Ned Flanders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    Yeah, I have a hard time seeing you with Ned Flanders.
    lmao!!!!

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    Emily I really like your aviator.. LOL

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    Um...wow...hallelujah?

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    I have a hard time taking this seriously, so I will merely offer you my lulz.

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    jesus said i can survive without you....look...

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    Lol, i love the booty bump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevalier View Post
    Looking for one of the world's most beautiful, intelligent, and kindhearted women

    Beautiful, glorious creatures of God who've had bad luck or been led astray

    Again, I'm looking for that beautiful woman who just cried her heart out last night looking for a miracle.

    I'm looking for that extraordinarily beautiful woman on the outside

    For those not interested, all I ask is that you treat me respectfully and not discriminate against me because I'm Christian, and not flame me. I have feelings too. If I unintentionally hurt yours in any way, I'm deeply sorry for that.
    What about ugly gals? Are they not worthy of your love and good will? Not worthy to be in the house of God?
    Pssh. Respect.
    You're not worthy of it.

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    Default Re: Ruslana Korshunova Suicide

    Holy Jesus Camp.

    Yeah, (evangelical) Christians prey on people who've been hurt. Even those who feel somewhat uncertain. And then they tear them down more, make them say aloud that they're horrible people unworthy of love, and then tell them that only Jesusbot can love their sinning asses. Holy shit, sounds like every abusive husband/boyfriend ever.

    You and your ilk are psychologically abusive and often physically so. Christians slaughtered and forcefully converted generations of my family.

    If you want to be titillated by a stripper, go to a strip club like every other dude, and stop masquerading behind this religious ruse. You're seeking to do far more damage than the woman you "seek" could have already experienced. Get thee to counseling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    jesus said i can survive without you....look...


    I peed my pants! haha

    This is why I miss living in NOLA... There's always some drag queen or humorous anarchist around to mock the evangelicals who try to recruit in the French Quarter.

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