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    So, I reached my 2000th post today, and this "Goddess" thing strikes me as a little lame. Could we be given the option of having our own title like "Super Stripper", "Major Cunt", or something like that? Some guys should get the title of "Money Pit" or "Pathetic Loser".

    It just feels a little corny. "Super Stripper" would be great.

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    ill take the title cunty fuckwit please.

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    Congratulations, Viola, however you want to name it.

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    i think "post whore" and "post pimp" would also be appropriate




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    cunty fuckwit...........tehehe!

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    ill be a good sport and take twatwaffel lol lol I just like that word.

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    We'll call you whatever you want Viola but I'll stick with Goddess over Major Cunt, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 View Post
    ill be a good sport and take twatwaffel lol lol I just like that word.
    Yeah, Twatwaffle pleases me.

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    How about the title, "Clearly too much free time"

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    I would like to motion that we have the option to be called "Super Strippers" after 2000 posts. Pryce?

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    I think "Post Whore" is most appropriate.

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    ^ I'm just saying, we should have options after contributing so much to the site!

    Goddess just feels like some corny Clash of the Titans stuff to me. I am certainly not very goddess like right now in my PJs drinking boxed wine watching Family Guy with no make up and horrid hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I think "Post Whore" is most appropriate.
    I think that title is more for the 10,000+ posters.

    2,000 should be the "WATCH OUT YOU MIGHT BECOME ONE OF THE SCARY FUCKHEADS ON HERE WHO DON'T STOP POSTING" title.


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    I just realized your post count is actually higher than mine! But only just!

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    I spent a lot of time posting to make that happen.

    It seemed to be a good neckandneck war for a bit there.


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    ^Well, at least we all have goals.

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    The god/goddess title dates back to the first days of the Internet, when everyone accessed with a command line interface. A person who was highly respected in the online community was known as a Net God or a Net Goddess. When such a person posted, the discussion was over. Usually, but not always, a Net God or Goddess had a high post count.

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    im watching my 3,000 post approach i wish i got a new title

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    oh wait i just noitced i past 3,000 posts lol

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    Sexy Bitch, High Baller.

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    Sexy Bitch, High Baller.
    Straight Hustla', Big Pimp,
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    can i be RESIDENT COCKSTAR ?

    i think it'd be super neat if we could pick our own title after a certain post count.

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    Someone with sway, talk to Pryce!

    I still wanna be "Super Stripper". For real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    Straight Hustla', Big Pimp,
    That just made me laugh so hard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarryEyes View Post
    That just made me laugh so hard!
    What about an ascending scale of all the various nicknames for the penis or vagina.

    Tallywacker/pink taco any one? a new one for each 1000?

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