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    I found this advertisement on myspace. They are hitting up all the cities with this ad. I thought it was a bunch of BS. It made me laugh, so I decided to post it here.
    __________________________________________________ ___________
    Are you a NICE girl who wouldn't dream of being an escort or stripper, but still needs extra money each month to make ends meet, pay bills & rent or take care of your kids? We have the solution! Woman-run, upscale & discreet Corporate Introduction Service now interviewing Admin Assts, Managers, Models & other professional women in the medical, hospitality, retail, advertising, modeling, acting, publishing, PR, arts, real estate, financial fields etc... who are underpaid, underemployed or just sick of the constant financial struggle, to be the part-time "girlfriend" of CEOs, Senior Executives and other professionals. Your pictures will NOT appear on any website and your family, colleagues & friends will never know. Be 18-38yrs, attractive, articulate and honest. College educated a plus but not necessary. Paid interview for qualified candidates

    Location: NYC/Boston/Miami/Dallas/Chicago/LA/Toronto/London/Your City
    Location: NYC/Boston/Miami/Dallas/Atlanta/NJ/Toronto/London/Your City

    Salary/Wage: Millionaire Dating!
    Status: Full-time, Part-time
    Shift: Days, Nights and Weekends
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    Default Re: Are you a NICE girl?? (this is some BS)

    Millionaire dating is the wage? So wow, I get the lovely pay of nothing for having to listen to a rich man talk about how his breadtie invention made him millions but he's lonely?


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    HA...are you too NICE to be a stripper or escort....come escort with US!!LOLOL

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    I guess that's for girls who don't want to admit to themselves they're hookers. It's the same with girls who INSIST on being called some silly stripper title and not stripper.

    Jeez, at least hookers get PAID. This is silly. How do you know if you'll make anything?

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    Heh -- my friend's sister actually did this in Vegas. She was a concert pianist, but one night when she was drunk she fell on a glass coffee table and cut the tendons in her wrists. She couldn't play piano any more, so she fell back on her only other asset, her good looks and sexual ability. She became a professional mistress for millionaires.

    When I met her, my friend told me that she had had FIVE abortions, because the rich guys who wanted her for a mistress wanted her to be fertile and natural. They paid for her abortions. I wonder if it gave them a feeling of power to be able to conceive life and end it too.

    I do not think there are very many girls on SW who would want this job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    When I met her, my friend told me that she had had FIVE abortions, because the rich guys who wanted her for a mistress wanted her to be fertile and natural. They paid for her abortions. I wonder if it gave them a feeling of power to be able to conceive life and end it too.

    I do not think there are very many girls on SW who would want this job.
    WHAT??? Like they would know if she was taking a BC pill every day???They want her fertile but dont want kids?? That doesnt even make sense!!

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    lol thats a good one

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    I always figured that they would know she was on birth control if she didn't get pregnant every now and then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    I always figured that they would know she was on birth control if she didn't get pregnant every now and then.
    Thats so insane I dont even know what to say. I'd just tell them I was pg and had an abortion once in awhile...only fair if they are being so batshit crazy!!

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    ^ I agree. That's a little extreme. I'm definitely not against abortion, but that just seems extremely irresponsible, unhealthy (5 plus abortions)...just...weird.

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    ^ plus, you could just get pregnant, refuse an abortion, and skewer them for child support! I bet their wives would LOVE that.

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    ^Thats EXACTLY what I do. Fucken bastards.

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    My friend said that when they were growing up, she was always the bad daughter, and her sister was always the goody-goody. Go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    ^ plus, you could just get pregnant, refuse an abortion, and skewer them for child support! I bet their wives would LOVE that.
    Hell yea! Those guys are just ASKING for it!

    As for the ad... What's sad is that they'll probably catch plenty of stupid girls with it.
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    Yha...I like the see numbers in the space for my wage!

    I can see some dumb college girls thinking, oh my gosh I could hang out with rich old guys and they'll give me money for drinking with them...yay!!

    I'm apparently not a nice girl, but I'm also not a dumb one...so I guess it all evens out, ahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    Heh -- my friend's sister actually did this in Vegas. She was a concert pianist, but one night when she was drunk she fell on a glass coffee table and cut the tendons in her wrists. She couldn't play piano any more, so she fell back on her only other asset, her good looks and sexual ability. She became a professional mistress for millionaires.

    When I met her, my friend told me that she had had FIVE abortions, because the rich guys who wanted her for a mistress wanted her to be fertile and natural. They paid for her abortions. I wonder if it gave them a feeling of power to be able to conceive life and end it too.

    I do not think there are very many girls on SW who would want this job.
    Are you sure she was telling the truth? That entire story is in a book... in Australia... written by an Australian woman.


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    Interesting--well, it was a fairly good friend of mine, now moved away, and she never seemed to tell a lot of outrageous stories or exaggerate stuff. Her sister was a lovely, beautiful girl. We took them to our club, which was on the top of a local hotel, and she was hit on by lots and lots of guys. She stayed when we left, and I asked my friend if she would be OK, which was when she told me about her sister's lifestyle. This was all about 27 years ago. What's the copyright on the Australian book?

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    Hmmmhmmm, I let a freind borrow it so I'm going to have to get back to you. I perused my shelves for it a minute ago and couldn't find it but I do know it's a very recent book... but it talks extensively about how this girl is from Sydney.


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    Well, I suppose that if there is one girl who is mistress to millionaires and has multiple abortions, there are probably a number of them. But I would not think that there would be more than one who had been a concert pianist who fell through a plate glass coffee table and severed her tendons.

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    Yeah that's the exact story I heard... the whole piano tendon thing HOWEVER I may have it wrong and the girl in my book simply knew your girl and recalled her tale.


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    Well, we'll never know because I am no longer in touch with those people. It somehow had the ring of truth to it. You can usually tell a bullshitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    HA...are you too NICE to be a stripper or escort....come escort with US!!LOLOL
    LMAO thats exactly how I read it too. I guess we are all not nice then!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    WHAT??? Like they would know if she was taking a BC pill every day???They want her fertile but dont want kids?? That doesnt even make sense!!
    same logic as guys who want to fool around with a lot of girls but dont want to take responsibility for any resulting kids.

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    lmao these guys crack me up

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