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    so i would have posted this in one of the stripclub conversation threads BUUUUT since i am not technically dancing yet (although i have started getting some practice in during escort sessions as far as lapdances and things go) i figure i would post it here and just make a thread for awkward conversations in general. not necessarily stripping related, just conversations that make you go... "awkward"

    this was me and a buddy of mine talking about stripclubs.

    me: yeah you gotta budget well and not go with more than you want to spend, cause it usually costs twice as much as a normal bar.
    him: Ya, coke was outragius at the ones i worked at
    me: oh my god dont get me started on that
    me: they just finally got the big cokeheads out of the club
    him: oh
    me: though they still have people who do coke - which is so totally fine
    me: BUT!
    him: i mean the cola verity
    me: ohhh...
    me: *clears throat*
    me: awkward.

    It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.

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    Dancer: I live here now, but I used to live in Houston.
    Me: Did you dance in Houston before you moved here?
    Dancer: No.
    *Long silence*
    Me: So, when did you move here from Houston?
    Dancer: When I was five.
    *Longer silence*

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    Default Re: Awkward Conversations

    haha. The other day a guy who spoke somewhat passable English asked me if I liked coke. I told him I wasn't sure what he meant by that question and he giggled uncomfortably and looked embarrassed. I'm STILL not sure whether that was the embarrassment of "oh, you don't do drugs? forget about it" or the embarrassment of "oh, she thought I meant drugs, oops!"
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    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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