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    I know you ladies are waiting for a man like this to call...

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    Wow...Is that actually real?!
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    I laughed pretty hard at it. I liked the other videos that youtube had displayed of the guy reacting it all out.

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    you know you all hear this shit all the time. lol i can think of like 7 guys off the top of my head who've said that sort of thing to me in the club recently.

    this is who i am
    this is why im wonderous
    this is why i think you deserve to be with me
    this is why i am special
    these are the specifics of what i want and need from you

    it's like, wtf?

    why are you telling me all of this.

    you know, those guys who'll just have a 10 minute long one-way conversation "with" you about "how it would be".

    lol

    i'm surprised he didn't say he gives amazing oral. why is it that every guy thinks it's incredibly impressive to bring that up.

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    OMG, my boyfriend made me listen to this yesterday because he knows how I hate these kind of guys!! I nearly DIED. Ahhh what a loser!

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    How The Heck Did You Get That Recording Of Me???!!!!????

    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i'm surprised he didn't say he gives amazing oral. why is it that every guy thinks it's incredibly impressive to bring that up.

    And BTW, I give AMAZING oral....the message beeped before I had time to say that. haha
    Conducting myself in a terribly sexy fashion on and

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    Quote Originally Posted by renaissance View Post
    And BTW, I give AMAZING oral....the message beeped before I had time to say that. haha
    Since your location is "Whale's Vagina", I imagine that would be a given...

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    That poor man is going to die alone...

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    wow.......

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    Omfg, he gave her a deadline? lolz.

    "I can understand if you have other issues like being abused during childhood (WTF?!), your mother has cancer, you're going to chemo treatments, maybe you're a person who's extremely frightened and has anxiety issues...Nobody says call me, hands them a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. Maybe you should look that up, passive aggressive".

    No wonder the guy can't get a date. He just screams psychopath. Llozer.

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    lmao!!! "if u have problems let me know.."

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    I'm totally cracking up. Dude, I encountered a number of dudes like this during my "drunken rebound" phase between my last big relationship and the one I'm currently in. I'd purposefully let the machine pick it up once or twice to screen them a little, since when I'm wasted and desperate I *surprise* have no judgment as to who I should and shouldn't give my number out to.

    This guy just takes the cake.

    "If you're psychologically normal . . ." what, like you? Wow.

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    My new girlfriend told me she had sex with this guy after meeting him online, and that he was awful.

    He's hilarious!

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    "I'm giving you an opportunity here."

    lol-a-palooza.

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    "So here's how it's going to work," what a douche bag!! Oh my god!

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    BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!!! Not.

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    OMG he sounds like a total catch......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanette View Post
    My new girlfriend told me she had sex with this guy after meeting him online, and that he was awful.
    Real talk, Jeanette?

    She's a lucky girl, indeed! I guess you must be "very jealous and envious of the fact"...

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    Olga (age 14) responds to Dmitri the Douche

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    How I found out about Dmitri originally @
    http://seesmic.com/v/qGHUribNOp (it's a video conversation)

    Have a read everyone:
    Dimitri The Lover's History Of Sexual Assault, Weapons Stockpiling And Psychiatric Evaluations


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    Allegedly, the man's real name is James Sears, and ex-doctor from Toronto who lost his license for sexually assaulting his patients. He now fancies himself a "Mystery" type pick-up artist with the requisite books, seminars etc.

    http://www.torontosun.com/News/Toron...72201-sun.html

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    This part was classic:

    " Dimitri charges $40 to attend one of his weekday meetings, $269 for an annual membership to his "lair" and as much as $2,997 plus GST for a two-day workshop advertised on his website, dimitrithelover.com, where "Dimitri The Lover creates a powerful identity for you that women will find irresistible."

    In an e-mail to the Sun, Dimitri insists he's not in the guru business for the money.

    'Men pay me thousands of dollars just to spend a day watching me seduce women, and I make loads of money in my full-time business, so money's not an issue.' "

    And he really does have a website, but it's down temporarily while he works on a movie or something.

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

    He's working on a couple of books, called

    Mein Kock

    The Dimitri Code
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