So Ive been on the job hunt for a few weeks now, and have been applying just about anywhere I see a "Now Hiring" sign.
I waltzed into Target today, asked who I see about a job and they sat me down at this kiosk thingie with a computer.
Basic questions at first, then it started to get weird. The questions were SO trick questions!! I was at that kiosk for over an hour cause I literally had to think about each one of those mid fuck questions for 15 minutes a piece.
SOme of the WEIRDEST ones were....
"What percentage of politicians do you think are liars??"( The choices were like %25, %50, and %100)
"What percentage of people do you feel lie on ther tax forms to max advantage their immediate income?"
There were so many other bizarre questions I can't think of.
Also I walked into Dillard's department store and those people are fucking SNOBilicious! I mean o.k. yeah Dillard's is one of the nicer department stores but FUCK come on it's not like fucking Saks or we're on Rodeo drive. It's a Dillard's in Mufu Tucson!
I walked up to a gilr behind one of the makeup counters and asked where the human resources dept. was, and she looked at me with this blank stare like "human whaaa???" I told her "ya know, the place you fill out job applications"
So she goes: "Oh. What department?"
I told her cosmetics, she then automatically stopped smiling, looked me up and down, truned her nose up and goes "Oh....umm....cosmetics is hard to get into, ya know" in this arrogant, condescending tone. BITCH, I didn't ask you that!!!! I asked where I fill out a mufu application!
So she tells me to go up to Cust. Service and ask them. I go up and they are like "What? Who told you to come up here?" (all while being snarky) ...."You, um, need to go online and complete the app process. Sorry"
FU Dillard's! I walked out.
Ahhhhh I HATE job hunting.



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