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    Default My mom is drinking with the White Stripes right now!!!

    OH MY GOD. I am so fucking jealous!! She's blackberrying me asking me to tell her what to say to Jack White. LOL

    She's been going all over because of her new bad ass job. I'm not really allowed to talk about it because it's government and secret military stuff, but she's at this little hotel in this obscure place, at the bar, and no one else recognized them!

    Goddammit!!

    Anyone know what I should tell her to say? hehe. I've been giving her everything I could think of...how it's so cool that they toured all the provinces and territories, etc...even though they lost money. That Jack White's Elvis impression in Walk Hard was really funny. That I'm about to die of jealousy.

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    I wouldn't know what to say if that was me sitting there. That is some awesome though!!
    +1 for jealousness.
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    Default Re: My mom is drinking with the White Stripes right now!!!

    they are just regular people id just ask them regular things i would ask anyone else.

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    Default Re: My mom is drinking with the White Stripes right now!!!

    ^^That's a fair point. I am totally too prone to starstruckedness, even via proxy.

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    Tell him that the stripper in Portland is still mortified.

    (I made a fool of myself in front of Jack White and the Raconteurs a couple months ago.)

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    Jack White is a genius, but I bet he'd be really down to earth too. They put on a great show at Bonnaroo last year!

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    Tell him he's an innovator! And the whole sister-wife thing with Meg is hysterical.

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    She met the Raconteurs and Faye Dunaway and Roman Polanski too. Fucking random. I'm totally going to edit her out and post the pics she got.

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    Maybe the White Stripes are doing secret military government stuff for Canada! I think it's cool they went to the furthest reaches of Nunavut or whatever too, but perhaps it was part of their work for the Canadian gov't . . .

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    She is lucky love the Stripes have for years. They are one of the greatest bands of all time in my opinion.

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    Lol, Susan! Totally.

    Apparently Jack is on first name basis with my mom and her boss, and calls them 'the girls'. I think they're all drinking a lot, based on these txts. She says he's a 'very handsome young man!! so self-effacing and polite!', and that she can't wait to show me pictures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Tell him that the stripper in Portland is still mortified.

    (I made a fool of myself in front of Jack White and the Raconteurs a couple months ago.)
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    jealous!

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    Jack has a HOT wife, Karen Elson the red head Bristish supermodel.
    She is known for her porcelain skin and amazingly long eyelashes.
    She is smokin! Is she chilling with them too?
    I have not seen pics of their daughter but I can only imagine how gorgeous
    she is. Her name is Scarlett I think.

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    Default Re: My mom is drinking with the White Stripes right now!!!

    oh shit thats crazy!! i love jack white!!

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    Wow i doubt my mum would even know who Jack White was! lol Though she did once have a conversation with Marilyn Manson.
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    What does Jack White have to do with the CIA?
    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousSeeker View Post
    ^Pssssttttt, your stripper is showing.

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    Default Re: My mom is drinking with the White Stripes right now!!!

    OMG I am such a blonde. I kept reading "My mom is drinking with white STRIPS right now." Like drinking a beverage while wearing her Crest White Strips. I thought that for a while til I actually clicked the post haha.
    But wow that is crazy!!

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    For a limited time only, my mom, her boss, the Raconteurs, and Jack White. She kept going on about how 'handsome he is in real life'. Lol. He was really nice to them. Roman Polanski was a dink, which doesn't surprise (there was a big party in this little hotel, I guess!)

    I think he's taller than I thought, but my mom and her boss are both under 5'4".

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    I'm jealous! I've loved him ever since I heard him give an interview on NPR.

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    Wow! How adorable!

    I like the White Stripes, esp. after hearing Conan OBrien talk about them on a radio show I was listening to. I guess he was in Detroit once in the 90s and at a bowling alley and the two of them recognized him and came over; they hit it off and hung out for a while. This was before the White Stripes were a published band. I like the cuts of their jibs!

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    Default Re: My mom is drinking with the White Stripes right now!!!

    Awh that picture with Jack and your mommy is so adorable!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    For a limited time only, my mom, her boss, the Raconteurs, and Jack White. She kept going on about how 'handsome he is in real life'. Lol. He was really nice to them. Roman Polanski was a dink, which doesn't surprise (there was a big party in this little hotel, I guess!)
    Wow, Roman Polanski was there too? That's wild.

    I was just thinking,"Wait a sec, he's not allowed in the country," then I remembered you live in Canada. I guess he's allowed everywhere but here. He's a piece of shit person, but a genius director.

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    Damn, Brendan Benson's looking a little rough! Those are so awesome, molly! Thanks for sharing them.

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    Meh. Jack White is a bitch and I would love to tell him that. I can not stand him.






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