In honor of Independence Day! For me it was a tree. Hey, it was an accident. We never should have lit all those beer cans on fire under that dried out old tree.![]()
In honor of Independence Day! For me it was a tree. Hey, it was an accident. We never should have lit all those beer cans on fire under that dried out old tree.![]()
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Some old friends of mine lit some kind of firecracker in my ex boyfriend's backpocket without him knowing so when it shot out, it looked like a flame was coming out of his ass. Maybe not the smartest thing ever, but it was two years ago and just thinking of it makes me laugh.





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I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
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a magic mushroom. i wanted to know if you could trip that way. but.....i did some research, and heat kills it. also... it smells REALLY bad. i wouldn't recommend that. it smells like cow manure on fire when you light it on fire.




Some poor dude.
Do not bump into smokers! We are lit and you are flammable!





+1 on the hair. I used to have one of those long piece in the front sort of hairdos and a smoking habit. Lighting the cig, hair flopped forward, burning smell, aaaggh! Took off some of my lashes too.





My ex's work uniforms. All of 'em. Apparently Marines need their clothes and I was an angry teenager. Oops.
A dumpster. needless to say it smelled very rotten
when in was in college we had fun setting thing on fire in buckets and ash trays and maybe a trash can one time. LOL




Hahahaha!
I set fire to ripped up photos in this thick black glass ashtray whilst sitting on my bed once. My SO was sleeping next to me. OMG, those things explode amazingly!!!
My fault fo not going to science lesson at school, maybe Id have known about hot glass exploding........
A civilian spends money to look good
A stripper looks good to make money
A civilian may be after your wage
A stripper laughs at your wage
A couch. Thankfully my parents were having a new one delivered that day...I was playing with matches on the old one. Yeah...they kept a close eye on me..![]()
We also used to poke holes in aerosol hairspray cans and set them on fire...firey little ball bombs. We're lucky we didnt blow up the school.
And we used to close our fists tight and spray propane from lighters into it,then light it...you got a quick blast of flame come off your hand like a magician. NEver burned myself doing that miraculously!
I was a little pyro
Me! I've done a few fire shows.
There never was a good war or a bad peace.
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Couch! (I go to WVU. LOL)



Done that! If you check the bangs of any emo kid with a cigarette in their hand, you will notace some fryage, lol. It's only so avoidable.
I fire dance, so mostly I've just lit myself on fire. Learning transfers is literally the following thought process..."Okay, so I'm gonna grab the flamey orangy end of the stick really hard while it's still juicy with gas and get some of that lit fuel on my hand. I will then allow my hand to continue to flame as I flip my staff and then attempt to light the gas on the not-yet-flamey side of the stick off my own burning hand."
Needless to say transfers are a whole lot more mental than physical, lol.
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myself. Unfortunatly, although I'm a great cook, I'm a disaster in the kitchen. I have a bad habit of leaning over the burners and catchign my shirt on fire.
Lol- I totally forgot about that! I used to light my nipples on fire too and have people blow them out for their birthday. I once saw an amazing fireshow- this chick was blazing up EVERYTHING from her breasts to her coochie to her TONGUE. It was a feature dancer- too bad I can't remember her name... Lisa Gayle I think? Yup, that was it.




When I lived in Boulder we set a couch on fire in the middle of the street. It was on the fourth of July. We danced around it, some rode their bikes through it, and we have it all on video. Then the fire trucks came and put it out. Boooooo!
a garland on christmas, and my fingers. i didn't know it burns out so quick :|




I singed off part of my eyebrow once...yeah...that sucked big time LOL!
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We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
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The plastic film that covers your dry cleaning, twisted and hung from the ceiling on a coat hanger, over a bucket of water, so that as the flaming plastic falls, it makes a sound like "FwEEEP! FwEEEP!"
And we would say, "Oh, wow, man, far out!"
Another memory of my hippy days. It sounds pretty dangerous now, so I guess we were lucky not to burn the house down. We would've probably sat there and watched it burn saying, "Oh, wow, man, far out!"


My eyebrows -well singed blowing out a candle
Salvia - HOLY CRAP !!!! never again!
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Do not fuck with us - Tyler Durden
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My parents house!! It was accidental and technically I didn't set it on fire, I had a little radiator heater on and had left it too close to the bed and the doona caught fire and my whole bedroom was a burnt out shell and the rest of the house was damaged by smoke. All up it was about $80k damage and luckily our insurance covered it.
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.
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