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    How the hell do you accidentally sever someone's penis off?? Poor guy..


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    $795,000?
    that poor man was only 33 years old, and now he has arm muscle for a dick that is not functional. poor guy. a woman can sue mc donalds and get millions but this poor guy lost his livlihood and that wasnt even worth 1 million.thats fucked up.

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    How do you put a price on a penis? Honestly, some people value them more than others. I know guys that have their entire identity built around their dicks, so how much is his worth is it's cut off? Is it more than the guy that just uses it for what's it's there for and that's it?

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    How the fuck long was it before the surgeon realized he CUT THE DICK OFF??? Bobbit was able to get his dick sewn back on and how long was it after she cut it off INTENTIONALLY?

    Unbe-fucking-lievable

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    Ouch!!!! Well I'm 30 and asian so does that mean my penis is only worth $400,000?
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    Sweet baby Jesus. Cock is priceless! It's the only thing I allow to fuck up my otherwise perfectly flawless life.

    Unfortunately, courts have to use a scale/chart to award damages in lawsuits. He's Romanian, he should be happy he was awarded anything.

    Edit to add- I have met men who have non-functional parts due to injury or abuse (like steroid-taking) some guys voluntarily geld themselves. I'm sure they regret it.......

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    A penis is worth a nickel.

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    Just reading that article made me cross my legs and wince. Yikes.

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    If I were the magistrate, in addition to the $800K, I would have ordered the surgical removal of the surgeon's penis.

    That would be the very last time a surgeon anywhere in the world would ever make that mistake again.

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    ^^^

    LOL!

    Seriously, that's awful. That poor man's life is completely ruined. I wonder if he can even pee since they said it's function was purley asthetic? Just...WOW. I'm sure if this happened in America he would have recieved a much larger settelement. AWFUL!
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    is 800k dollars (I'm assuming American) worth the same in Romania? I really have no idea.

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    If I were the magistrate, in addition to the $800K, I would have ordered the surgical removal of the surgeon's penis.

    That would be the very last time a surgeon anywhere in the world would ever make that mistake again.
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    So he can never have sex again for the rest of his life? That would really suck. Poor guy. I'm sure he'd rather be poor and have a working dick than all that money. And that surgeon was an idiot!






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    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1 View Post
    A penis is worth a nickel.
    I always thought that a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush...

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    How in the hell does a surgeon think he's cutting into a guys testicles and he's accidentally cutting off his penis! I think the doc had it out for that poor man, it doesn't sound like an accident to me. Even if the surgeon was uneducated back-alley med school man, he has a penis, he should know to be gentle in that area!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    I always thought that a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush...
    I haven't heard that saying in a while,

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    Ummm that's a shitload of money for a Romanian. They are amongst some of the poorest people in the world. I'm surprised he even got that much. The average annual income in Romania is US$1700.

    I dont understand that level of gross incompetence in a surgeon tho.
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    Many years ago in the UK there was uproar over valuations for different parts / crimes. A woman was raped and badly beaten up and received roughly eighteen thousand pounds restitution. In another case during te same month a man was kicked in the testicles and received seventy thousand pounds restitution - without loss of use.

    How often do men use their penis anyway - I mean, aside from when they need to think?

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