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    I just signed up on stripperweb.com last week, and wanted to introduce myself before chiming in on other people’s comments. Just a courtesy.

    As far as this site goes, all I can say is WOW!! Kudos to the administrators and moderators. They should have their likeness cast in gold somewhere. This appears to be an incredibly well run site, extremely helpful and above all professional. It is amazing what I learned while lurking here. Thanks!

    About myself (sorry to sound conceited, but it might be helpful later for a perspective): I am in early 40ties, happily married to a wonderful woman, with 3 young kids, live in prototypical suburban home, and hold a decent white-collar job. Just an average boring guy. Although I appreciate female body (especially when nude ), I haven’t been to a SC in about 10 years (it was on a company dime with my boss and clients). But now I made a conscious decision to devote time and money to visiting SCs. A hobby if you will. Why? Because (1) I evaluated what in my life is important to me, and this hobby seems to be more rewarding than others, (2) for the past 20 years I’ve been averting my eyes whenever a scantily dressed beautiful woman walks down the street -- I am tired of that -- I want to look, darn it, and SC will be happy to provide such a setting; (3) finally I can afford dropping a few hundred every couple of weeks with out worrying about it; and (4) my wife is cool with it.


    Finally, as I raise my right hand, I repeat the Newbie Oath: “I, bsteve, hereby promise not to post common questions which have been asked dozen times before, answers to which can be found using a search function within about 5 seconds.” (why, yes, I am a moderator on a different forum, how did you guess?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsteve View Post
    (4) my wife is cool with it.
    How did that conversation go?

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    Welcome Steve.

    You must also promise not to post TUSCL like reviews on clubs on the pink sides "Club Chat"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head View Post
    How did that conversation go?
    Welcome steve

    To expand on RH's question, I noticed one of your other posts said you would only club with your wife (unless I misread the post). Seriously only with her? I mean, it is great that she is cool with strip clubs but you only going with her seems to me would limit your enjoyment. Or is this an agreement you two shook hands on in order for her not to bitch at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    Welcome Steve.

    You must also promise not to post TUSCL like reviews on clubs on the pink sides "Club Chat"
    Audrey did he do that already or are you just offering a helpful suggestion for future reference? In any case, indeed, pink Club Chat is not a customer area. We have a Trip Report section in Blue

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Audrey did he do that already or are you just offering a helpful suggestion for future reference? In any case, indeed, pink Club Chat is not a customer area. We have a Trip Report section in Blue

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    He didnt do it - just for the future. Ive noticed a few customers doing it lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    He didnt do it - just for the future. Ive noticed a few customers doing it lately
    Good advise for a newbie, Audrey We want them to get started on the right track!

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    welcome - strip clubs are one of my favorite hobbys too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsteve View Post
    As far as this site goes, all I can say is WOW!! Kudos to the administrators and moderators. They should have their likeness cast in gold somewhere.
    LOL..it's too bad you didn't join about 3 or 4 months ago when the atomic warheads were flying. you could have met some people who were thinking along the same lines, except they probably wanted them alive and screaming for the casting.
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    What is the punishment for posting a trip report in Club Chat? Audrey whipping me within in an inch of my life? Hmmmm....sounds tempting....

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    Quote Originally Posted by crizgolfer View Post
    What is the punishment for posting a trip report in Club Chat? Audrey whipping me within in an inch of my life? Hmmmm....sounds tempting....
    dude that would not be a punishment Maybe Jenny deconstructing his prose with an essay test to follow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crizgolfer View Post
    What is the punishment for posting a trip report in Club Chat? Audrey whipping me within in an inch of my life? Hmmmm....sounds tempting....

    I may tie your balls until theyre dark blue then tie your hands above your head and then tie your balls to the floor leaving you in a squatting position THEN pull out a cat o nine and have some fun with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head View Post
    How did that conversation go?
    Fine. But I think that it has to do with her, rather than my salesmanship of the idea.

    Over the course of our relationship I know her sexual fantasies and she knows mine. Fantasies, as in fantasies that turn us on talking about during lovemaking but would never want to act in a real life. One of HER fantasies is for her to watch me to have sex with another woman. Once in a while suggest going to a strip club with her and having her get turned on by seeing me get a lap dance. It would make me very happy to do that for my wife. Alas, she always turned it down because “it is just too real” for her. But about 3 months ago she said that she would consider it as my B-day present in July.

    Fast forward to our conversation about 2 weeks ago:
    I: Darling, what are we going to do for my birthday?
    Wife: Probably going out to Red Lobster with the kids, or something.
    I: Well, that’s fine, but I was thinking if just you and I could go to a club.
    Wife: Like a strip club? Honey, I don’t know… I am not up for that.
    I: I empathize with your feelings. But I’ve done a lot of research on the Internet about clubs, and I found a tasteful club that you’d feel comfortable in. It is not a strip club, but a gentlemen’s club. The performers are topless, not nude. And they have a good dinner menu. I think that we’d like it.
    Wife: I am not yet comfortable going.
    I: I was really hoping to start going to a club with you on some semi-regular basis. Not only for your sake, but also for mine. You know how much I’d enjoy it.
    Wife: Yeah, I know you’d like to. But, as I said, I am not yet comfortable going. However, if you want to, just go with your friends or by yourself.
    I: Darling I don’t want to go by myself. I’d look like some dirty middle-aged man who likes to leer at beautiful women half his age! But going with you it’d be like going on an erotic date.
    Wife: Honey, you are a middle-aged man who likes to leer at look at naked girls! Go on! Have a good time by yourself. Maybe in a few months I’ll loosen up and may join you.
    I: Sigh. If you want me to start going to clubs by myself, I guess I’ll just have to do it without you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsteve View Post
    I’d look like some dirty middle-aged man who likes to leer at beautiful women half his age!
    Proud to look like some dirty-minded middle aged man who likes to look at beautiful women one third his age. When I feel like looking at a beatuiful, sexy, naked woman closer to my own age, I just stay home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Welcome steve

    To expand on RH's question, I noticed one of your other posts said you would only club with your wife (unless I misread the post). Seriously only with her? I mean, it is great that she is cool with strip clubs but you only going with her seems to me would limit your enjoyment. Or is this an agreement you two shook hands on in order for her not to bitch at you.

    FBR

    Thank you for the introduction. I really appreciate it!

    Notwithstanding my immediately preceding post, I think that you might have misread my earlier post. In that early post on whether going to SC is cheating, I posted that “it would be possible for me to go to SC without her knowing…”. The word "her" was meant as an adjective modifying “knowing”, not a pronoun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsteve View Post
    Wife: Honey, you are a middle-aged man who likes to leer at look at naked girls! Go on! Have a good time by yourself.
    And she understands that more than leering takes place? I'm assuming that you will be getting a lap dance or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head View Post
    And she understands that more than leering takes place? I'm assuming that you will be getting a lap dance or two.
    Yes, she understands.

    But you know what? She trusts me. I love her dearly. I will not take any action that would be hurtful to her. Not for her sake. But for my sake -- I want to look in the mirror in the morning and be able to see an honest, faithful guy staring back.

    She is supremely confident of my respect for her. She never gets jealous. I tried. Once, several years back, I placed two long black hairs from a friend of mine onto a pillow in our bed (my wife and I are both blonds); she found them and asked me not to place someone else’s hair into our bed because she is trying to keep the place neat.

    Another time, when she was away on a business trip, I got another female friend of mine to come to our apartment, and to answer my wife’s nightly call.
    Female friend to my wife on the phone: "I am sorry, Steve is tied up right now and can’t come to the phone. Can I take a message?"
    Wife: "Ooh, how do you have him he tied up? Spread eagle, hogtied, or what?" (my wife and I enjoy bondage)
    The female friend turns red and hands the phone to me. My wife then starts telling me how her day went, and asking me how mine went, etc. After her trip she told me how hot that was.

    (Uhm, I know I sound like a conceited a-hole that I am bragging so much about my wife. Sorry. Just trying to explain my wife's views fully)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    I may tie your balls until theyre dark blue then tie your hands above your head and then tie your balls to the floor leaving you in a squatting position THEN pull out a cat o nine and have some fun with it.

    Whoa..now that kind of ruined the mood...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crizgolfer View Post
    Whoa..now that kind of ruined the mood...
    Hold on there CG. Don't be so quick to dismiss. How do you know you don't like something if you haven't tried it yet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    Hold on there CG. Don't be so quick to dismiss. How do you know you don't like something if you haven't tried it yet?
    You go first...then let me know...

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