I;m still crying with laughter.
Major FAIL!





I LOVE THIS ONE. I continuously keep looking for it again cause it's so funny.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
I want to get on the roof and scream the last half of this letter at my ex.....This is fucking hysterical!




That was amazing! Are there anymore "dramatic readings"?
"SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit." -- Jay Zeno (mod)
"Show me a hot chick and I'll show you someone who's tired of fucking her."
My ex sent me 3 text messages in a row after our parting ways to tell me how he REALLY felt.....In THREE FUCKING TEXTS he still managed to be the same kind of obnoxious **** I couldn't handle in the first place. I wish I had saved them but they pissed me off so I deleted them. Dammit. I could have shared that shit with the world!
I don't get it.. what's so funny?
The narrator of this letter reminded me of Djoser when he's being funny on the phone. Especially the "HA HA" parts.
I just fucking love this letter though!!!!!!! Even though it's silly it's very sincere.
^^^^^
DICK...... BUT he qualifies for any 4 letter word used in Westernized English vernacular, he's so..........UGH!!!
Edit to add- to be honest, we were mutally shallow with each other . The reason I loved the OP letter so much is that I'm having a "turf war" with my ex right now so it struck a chord with me.
I just cracked up and spat cornbread crumbs everywhere.
*faints with laughter*
Almost as good as Dmitri the douche.
^ I'm so sorry, I'm not Djoser (I seem to have to say this a lot on SW), but if the original author were to deliver this, it would be one long breathless complete sentence that never ends. It's an amazing thing to watch. You wonder how in God's name does she inhale? Does she have gills behind her ears? The sentence never stops, it just goes on and on and on, winding mindlessly from subject to subject.
My 7-year-old just walked into the room speaking in "never stop" mode and demanded to see a copy of the "Decoration" of Independence, right now, is it on the computer, can we find it, can we go see it, can we look at the back of it, I want to look at the back of it, I want to see Benjamin Franklin's notes to his brothers, and a 100 dollar bill and that building whateveritis and look in the top, daddy can we go now, and show me the back of the $100 bill, and where is the clock tower, and the bell is in there, and I want to walk in there and look and.....
Jeska, do you have your volume turned up? I didn't think it was that funny either until I figured out that I needed to turn the volume on. Then it was LMAO!
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hahah this is so fucking good!
as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy I'm as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy





I had the volume on and I still don't get it. I never laugh when people talk like that in class so maybe the humor is just lost on me. I'd rather have it being read in the nonstop angry voice.
It's the anger and indignation that's funny- everyone breaks up but not everyone bothers to articulate themselves.
Another funny tale to go with this thread- when my sister caught her Fuck Buddy in bed with another girl, she tore up a greeting card she gave him and stomped out of his house. She's high minded about that stuff.
Guys get mad like that too but they use less words and emotion.





I love that he said the caps with more force. I HATE YOUUUU, bastert! haha!
Love it!
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