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    What would you do if a stripper was dressed as a zombie and did a show to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" while doing the exact Thriller dance and removing clothing?

    Good idea? Bad?


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    zombies are sexy, thriller is not. i think you would get laughed at...

    then again im pretty odd so who knows

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    But it would be funny!!


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    I think that'd be great. I love themed sets. If you can keep in character and keep from smiling the whole time, that would be 10x better. Please youtube it if you can or youporn it if you take all your clothes off.

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    ^ but then I'd have no work if you didn't have to pay for it!!!

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    oh for a funny set fuck yeah! go for it. id do a grindhouse set personally if i were to do aything horror/stripper related. or maybe something from zombie strippers.

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    That's a brilliant idea! (The grindhouse one)


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    I used to work with a girl who danced to Thriller and did the dance onstage. It was hysterical and the guys usually loved it. She didnt dress up though..THAT would be awesome!!

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    the hustler club here in baltimore just did that. They had an 80s themed show, and the finale was michael jackson medley, culminating with the thriller dance.

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT I had this same exact idea the other day!! Haha weird...imo it could be really hot if you did it right...like somehow incorporating some pole moves and sexy floor work in with the Thriller dance. Perfect for Halloween, I'd go all out.

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    I once did a "Smooth Criminal" routine in a gangster themed outfit. It will satisfy your Michael Jackson urges, but not your zombie urges. You have to work at The Rhino with Jenna Jameson for that.

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    personally, for parties, I'd bring crazy weird shit and dress the bachelor up in drag, run him through the first couple of steps and then make him do the zombie shit with me.

    golden photo op, embarrassing AND funny, and adds to the whole party-- plus you're probably only going to do two minutes of it anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    What would you do if a stripper was dressed as a zombie and did a show to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" while doing the exact Thriller dance and removing clothing?

    Good idea? Bad?
    a girl at the crazy horse did that.

    it was...

    interesting.

    i'm all for funny shows and i think zombies are the best thing ever, but yeah.

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    guys seem to really like the crazy outfits and music....no matter how actually sexy it is
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    Oh..and a male strip club I went to had a whole choreographed routine to this. The lights went out and while we were all wondering what happened...these guys all dressed as zombies cam through the crowd to the beginning of Thriller and went up to the stage and did a whole routine to it. It was AWESOME!!

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    ugh scary creepy and terrible. lol. maybe for kicks on Halloween nothing else

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    zombies are sexy
    No. No. No. Death and sexual attraction to corpses (reanimated or otherwise) is not sexy. It's weird.

    Save the zombie crap for Halloween.... actually... not even.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    I once did a "Smooth Criminal" routine in a gangster themed outfit. It will satisfy your Michael Jackson urges, but not your zombie urges. You have to work at The Rhino with Jenna Jameson for that.
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    You can see my (ex stripper) manager doing the thriller dance several times a week along with random dancers and random customers at my old club, lol! Its what happens when things get slow, but people seem to like the humour of it :-D

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    I used to know the Thriller Dance, so I totally support zombie stripping!

    Actually, I support anything zombie and/or comedic and/or naked.
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    i think if done well it would be awesome. but not as unplanned last minute thing. like someone else said, ive seen guys go apeshit over crazy/funky choreographed stages...so sexy isnt really an issue. then again these are mostly 20-40s guys. so if your club is usually full of old men then maybe not a good idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    I used to know the Thriller Dance, so I totally support zombie stripping!

    Actually, I support anything zombie and/or comedic and/or naked.
    This probably isnt the right place to ask this question. Girls and guys have very different ideas about what is good or bad in a strip club. Ladies might post things like the above quote just for the sheer chuckle factor. Guys go to clubs for a fantasy..... I'm willing to bet that 99% of the guys don't have a fantasy involving michael jackson or zombies, let alone both!

    You can try asking this question on the blue side.... I'm guessing their response will be more relevant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    This probably isnt the right place to ask this question. Girls and guys have very different ideas about what is good or bad in a strip club. Ladies might post things like the above quote just for the sheer chuckle factor. Guys go to clubs for a fantasy..... I'm willing to bet that 99% of the guys don't have a fantasy involving michael jackson or zombies, let alone both!

    You can try asking this question on the blue side.... I'm guessing their response will be more relevant.
    I am not a club dancer. Guys love comedy in private parties. They're favourite parts are always when I smack shaving cream into the buck's face with my boobs - the toys are never even the focus of a show.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I am not a club dancer. Guys love comedy in private parties. They're favourite parts are always when I smack shaving cream into the buck's face with my boobs - the toys are never even the focus of a show.
    Okay. I hear ya. I suppose it could be funny as a gag. I know bachelor parties are about embarrassing the prospective groom a bit. It could be one option for an act.

    Dunno how popular it would be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Okay. I hear ya. I suppose it could be funny as a gag. I know bachelor parties are about embarrassing the prospective groom a bit. It could be one option for an act.

    Dunno how popular it would be.
    Embarrassing the groom a BIT!? Haha, you should see what the friends try to get me to do to the poor guys!!

    I'm sure they'd find it funny but I'll ask my few next shows what they would think of it.


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