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    LOL, I saw that Mary Cary on that reality drug addict in rehab show - she is a sad piece of work.

    Noteriety can only pull so much of a crowd ya gotta have SOMETHING a little SOMETHING to back it up, no??

    There was a mega mega porn star that was all noteriety and nuthin else, I went up to tip her just so I could get a better look see and goodness, she scared me up close that bitch had a mug like a boxer dog! She also had a lame show but she was uber famous so for a while she pulled the crowds, then she died out cuz there was nuthing else to see.
    I aint sayin her name case I get lambasted here lol!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM View Post
    I really wanted to see Carmen Luvana when she came to town, but i got sick. Has anyone ever seen her perform?
    Nothing to see. She's a hot latina, that's about it.

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    Nothing to see. She's a hot latina, that's about it.
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    We had little Lacy at my old club. She was very ugly and very high. She was also with a guy that came off as a total pimp.
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    We got Krystal Steal as a feature once. Totally fucked up on some shit (I'd guess pills) and dumb. Didn't know how to dance, and was really boring on stage. Most of the guys were there to get dances with her, so it was a total waste of time to go into work that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEIGH_LANDON View Post
    she scared me up close that bitch had a mug like a boxer dog! She also had a lame show but she was uber famous so for a while she pulled the crowds, then she died out cuz there was nuthing else to see.
    I aint sayin her name case I get lambasted here lol!!
    That's exactly how I feel about Jenna Jameson, she is SUCH a fucking SKANK white trash nasty butta face!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LEIGH_LANDON View Post
    I like the humour, I like routines, I LIKE entertainment - dildo play has never been entertaining - or spit or shit or tits.
    Whoah, tits? What the hell do you have against tits?

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    maybe she meant, spit or shit ON tits???

    like whipped cream, wax and that sort of thing? I HOPE, cuz tits are the awesomest.

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    Okay im late coming into this thread but there is a train wreck of a feature working right now who I just have to tell ya'll about

    Okay shes one of those 'I did three movies so im a major porn star!' type chicks. Shes always shit faced when she works to the point she can hardly walk up the stairs(shes more crawling/dragging herself) and she'll go on stage, flop around, climb up the pole and hang upside down and do this 'drop' thing... yet shes always so god damn drunk that she never catches herself when she drops so she almost always cracks her head off the stage.

    She does a fire show and burns her hair every time. She hangs upside down on the pole with her fire wand in her mouth(eww naked pussy on the pole!) and torches her hair...

    Yea this chick is class A feature material

    One thing I will give her though... shes a super sweet girl... like shes nice to talk to(a little out there but ya know) shes a total doll to be around and funny as all hell... but uh yea a train wreck.

    Leigh.... you may know who I mean actually lol.

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    Guys just keep in mind (PLEASE) that most of these "feature" dancers, only have a week long "school" to go to before becoming a feature, lol.

    Some of them are totally newbies to dancing completely and don't have a clue.

    Now, don't get me wrong, I laugh my ass off just like everyone else when a newb feature comes in too big for her britches and bombs; but usually most of the ones I have worked with are awesome, and really know their shit. My fav 2 so far have been Jenny Worthington and that one chick from Aussie (they called her the stunna from down under or something like that). Both really good girls and totally sweet.
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    Guys just keep in mind (PLEASE) that most of these "feature" dancers, only have a week long "school" to go to before becoming a feature, lol.

    Some of them are totally newbies to dancing completely and don't have a clue.

    Well FTR I didn't even go to feature school really. I went to Edmonton to take some classes with Alena to help me move up the chain though. Ahaha then again I know I got more out of those lessons with Alena then girls at that so called feature school get in the US lol.

    Anyway my point is half the shit these chicks are doing is not shit you would learn 'not to do' at the 'feature school'. This shit is common sense. Nevermind the fact that everything else comes with experience. The simple fact is a lot of these girls just don't give a fuck.

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    During my audition at a club, They had a feature named "Brandi Morgan"

    She did the first set in this really really sexy (and expensive looking) leather cat costume. Her dance was sexy, but nothing spectacular....and she tripped and fell over at the end of the song... but she recovered and that made me feel a lil bit more comfortable getting up there to do my audition....if the feature fucks up...who cares what i do..lol

    then she did this whole show with a clear mustard bottle that was filled with some kinda cream or something....it looked EXACTLY like cum.....

    and i have to say....i thought it was kinda sexy





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    Yeah, there's fake cum made out of methylcellulose, or so I've been told by a photographer who wanted me to do a shoot wearing it.
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    Why not just use lotion mixed with water?


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    i never understood the lotion cum thing do guys really find that hot???

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    Do guys find cum all over a naked chick hot....



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    yeah but this is lotion...lol... i think its just odd.

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    It's the visual... men like to pretend it's their cum all over the hot chick... like.. yeah... that could be me.. here's money.


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    i guess it makes more sense then all the guys that give fake fellatio to rolled up 8 X 10s between features legs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otoki View Post
    We got Krystal Steal as a feature once. Totally fucked up on some shit (I'd guess pills) and dumb. Didn't know how to dance, and was really boring on stage. Most of the guys were there to get dances with her, so it was a total waste of time to go into work that day.
    WOW this was my "feature dancer story" I think she's on heroin personally or oxy's. She was almost nodding out on stage. And she fell I think. Horrible
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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    i never understood the lotion cum thing do guys really find that hot???
    these 2 chicks from my club do a 2-song lotion show every saturday night and make BANK. Like, hundreds of dollars in tips. We all get pissed because we can never get a dance when they are up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTeaze View Post
    Well FTR I didn't even go to feature school really. I went to Edmonton to take some classes with Alena to help me move up the chain though. Ahaha then again I know I got more out of those lessons with Alena then girls at that so called feature school get in the US lol.

    As far as I am concerned if you took lessons from Alena, you went to feature school! I love that you talk about what you don't know. This is what I hate about this industry. Why do you have to be nasty? What do you know about the feature schools in the US?

    BTW- if you are featuring in the US, NOTHING you do with Alena will move you up the ladder. If you don't plan on featuring in the US- why compare your training experience? The US & CA are VERY different when it comes to feature entertainment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nakita Kash View Post
    As far as I am concerned if you took lessons from Alena, you went to feature school! I love that you talk about what you don't know. This is what I hate about this industry. Why do you have to be nasty? What do you know about the feature schools in the US?

    BTW- if you are featuring in the US, NOTHING you do with Alena will move you up the ladder. If you don't plan on featuring in the US- why compare your training experience? The US & CA are VERY different when it comes to feature entertainment!
    Oh so the fact that I know how to DANCE and ENTERTAIN and hold a list a mile long of credits and titles would mean nothing eh? Thats why i've had tons of clubs in the US contacting me to book me saying how they wished they could get more Canadian features because we put on such great shows. The only reason im not working in the US is I couldn't be bothered to get my visa and I don't want to travel that far anymore.

    I even had an agent in the US tell me he wishes he could get a handful of Canadian features because they would put most(not all) of his girls out of work.

    The simple fact is I know many features who have gone to the feature schools in the US and were frustrated with what little they got out of it.

    I know a lot of girls who after attending the schools in the US turned around to take lessons with Alena and were impressed with how much more they took out of it.

    Yea Alena put me through a quick run of feature 101. Hooked me up with costumes and some moves and fire shows and still helps me out with my shows. I took one on one classes with her. But much different then feature school. For one I didn't pay out the ass to turn around and get nothing out of it.

    Look I know nothing of your school. The schools i've heard of I believe one of them isn't even around any more.

    I've seen a few videos of you on the pole and yea your pretty good, I wont deny that.

    Also I wont deny that there are some pretty damn good features in the US. Jada Deville is one who I still stand in awe of because shes such a great entertainer.

    At the same time though i've seen more features in the US that did sweet fuck all then I have ones who put on a show.

    Seriously midnight on a Friday night, biggest club in the city, packed wall to wall, standing room only... come out on stage in a tube dress and string bikini and walk around once then get on your knees bouncing up and down? I would be embarassed to do that.

    Im not running around on here chasing your posts and bashing you. Did I say I was talking about your school? No. Last I heard there was more then one in the states.

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    A dancer named Chrissy or Christy Cannons was at my club last week. For her first song, she comes out on stage in a silver catsuit, some kind of silver painted football vest thing, silver shin guards and a robocop style helmet doing the ROBOT in the middle of the stage. Everyone, the staff and customers just stared at her with a confused look on their faces. I think the rest of her set was fine and from what I heard she was a nice person, but the whole robot thing was weird. It wasn't even sexy.
    I do want to say that her body was amazing, although her tits were totally bolt ons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    I do want to say that her body was amazing, although her tits were totally bolt ons.
    well that works with the robotcop look haha.

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