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    So I'm at the gym today and there's this couple working out together. Awwwwww, so cute, right? Well the guy was a wanna-be bodybuilder and is trying to show his girl all the exercises and stuff. When he's doing his exercises (with not even that much weight, mind you) he's GRUNTING pretty loudly. Now, this is annoying enough as it is but here's where it gets funny.....

    The girl was grunting while doing her exercises too. And since they were both doing them at the same time it sounded like someone was filming a porno in the corner. I thought it was pretty funny and couldn't help but chuckle every now and then.
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    I wonder what they sound like in bed

    I was running on the treadmill once and some random dude asked me for a sip of my water.. are you kidding me? NO.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeska View Post
    I was running on the treadmill once and some random dude asked me for a sip of my water.. are you kidding me? NO.
    LOL!!!!! I renamed this thread because that reminds me of a time this poor girl didn't know how to use a treadmill. She got on and started trying to push start the machine :/
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    I didn't personally *see* this but we have a new cardio machine at my gym. It's a cross between a stair stepper and eliptical. I don't like it. You have to start out really slow to get used to it. Anyway, they said some guy they had never seen before came in acting all bad, jumped on the machine, cranked it up full throttle, and got thrown off ending up on the floor in front of everyone.


    Also there's a guy there who's kind of arrogant, and really a dick. He brings his gf in once in a while. Just for descriptive purposes, he's really big and she's a stick. So, EVERY time they come in together (and I see everything because I'm usually on the eliptical) he's always walking a good 5 feet in front of her with his "fuck the world" expression on his face. And she's bouncing around behind him grinning from ear to ear. She has a routine...she'll stop in the middle of the room, look around smiling, shake her hair around a bit, flip her head over and put it in a ponytail while still being bent over. This routine usually takes a couple minutes. One day when she went to flip her head over she cracked her head on the seat of a machine. She was lucky it was soft, but I almost feel off the eliptical laughing lol. I've always wanted to tell her that we have dressing rooms and restrooms where she can put her hair up but I think she would rather do it in the weight room. That and it's kind of funny to watch hehe.

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    I stepped onto a treadmill that was left on by someone and got thrown back about a metre - that was pretty embarrassing but funny. Now I make sure the belt is not running when I step onto a treadmill.

    I saw this old man sitting on a leg machine in really short, shorts and his balls were showing. That was gross and funny at the same time.

    I always see people using machines wrong or doing exercises the wrong way, sometimes with hilarious consequences!! You can spot a person who hasn't set foot ino a gym since 1985 coz they still do straight legged sit-ups and wear fluro thong and tights!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I stepped onto a treadmill that was left on by someone and got thrown back about a metre - that was pretty embarrassing but funny. Now I make sure the belt is not running when I step onto a treadmill.
    That happened to a girl next to me. I felt so bad for her. I went to try and catch/help her and nearly fell off myself.

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    And where did you find that pic of my mom!! haha, jk.
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    oh cool u got the pic to show!! All I know how to do is post links! yey

    My friend was trying to help me and check if i was ok but he couldnt stop laughing!!
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    ^^
    oh cool u got the pic to show!! All I know how to do is post links! yey
    Yup, it's one of the few things I'm good at. You click on the little square with the mountain in it
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    There's this guy that always comes into my gym, his upper body is REALLY big, and he always is carrying around some workout bible....the weird thing is, he only works out his arms, and always in the SAME damn pair of blue jeans!!

    Old people in spandex jogging on the track is always amusing to me.

    Okay, I'm not very techno savvy and up to about a year ago I ran with a CD player still (lol). One day I was on the treadmil and I had the cd player on like the facel panel thing where you can put your water bottle and stuff. Somehow it fell off the panel and landed on my treadmil and it exploded...the CD and batteries came out and I tripped over the batteries, fell down onto the treadmill and the treadmill kept going, so I flew off of it....
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    This hot Asian girl with big boobies. I couldn't stop staring. She was so freaking hot.

    Awhile back I remember this old guy who wore short jogging shorts, a headband, and a tank top with spandex shorts underneath (thank god - don't want to see old man balls). He would be in the room where the classes are held dancing around like he was going to audition for Broadway. The moves were so awful and uncoordinated everything just stared at him. Mind you he was like probably 60+.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    Okay, I'm not very techno savvy and up to about a year ago I ran with a CD player still (lol). One day I was on the treadmil and I had the cd player on like the facel panel thing where you can put your water bottle and stuff. Somehow it fell off the panel and landed on my treadmil and it exploded...the CD and batteries came out and I tripped over the batteries, fell down onto the treadmill and the treadmill kept going, so I flew off of it....
    Oh man.... how embarrassing! But I admit, it would be pretty funny to see, as long as the person was OK.

    I am constantly knocking my MP3 player around. I don't like clipping it to me, so I usually put it on the front of the machine. I always knock it off with my arms in a loud, dramatic fashion and it rips out of my ears. I never learn. I drop my water bottle a lot, too. I'm so clumsy.

    And what's up with the soccer moms who walk on the treadmill at 2.0 with no incline for 15 minutes, talking the whole time? Who are they kidding?

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    There is a guy at my gym who works out in jeans and tshirts and it's really funny because he'll do a set then walk around, and the whole time he'll be staring at himself in the mirror. Well one time he was so concentrated on himself that he tripped and broke his nose. I felt bad but i still wanted to laugh.

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    Wow, these are priceless!!! Keep 'em coming. VegasPrinces....lol to that but glad you were ok and it didn't hurt your pride too much
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    ^^^

    Lol, no I was a-okay
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    Okay, I'm not very techno savvy and up to about a year ago I ran with a CD player still (lol). One day I was on the treadmil and I had the cd player on like the facel panel thing where you can put your water bottle and stuff. Somehow it fell off the panel and landed on my treadmil and it exploded...the CD and batteries came out and I tripped over the batteries, fell down onto the treadmill and the treadmill kept going, so I flew off of it....
    Seriously....I was gasping for air when I read this, I was laughing so hard!! And it's exactly something I'd do, too!

    Who knew the gym was such a hilarious place to be....i must start going more


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    Shit I thought of a couple more.

    There was this odd looking skinny guy - he looked really young and he would lie on the floor and sort of hump the floor. People would just stare at eachother with raised eyebrows!!

    I used to do a boxing/kickboxing class where u just did the moves - didn't actually hit or kick anything. The class was 99% female but we had this one guy who took the class so seriously. He would have this mean look on his face and kick so hard. I think he was pretending he was in a movie or something. That was funny to watch.
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    yeah, power lifters.

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