View Poll Results: Have You Seen A Dancer Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet?

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    Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    ((A spinoff of "Overheard in the Dressing Room"))

    So after reading the COUNTLESS shit stories in that thread and on this board in general, I have to wonder....

    Exactly how common is this?????? There is even a club out there that needed to put up signs that say "$10 fine for shitting in the trash can." That one is going to be #1 on my list for my Trainwreck Stripclubs Tour.

    Why the hell am I only working with normal people???? All my stories seem to pale in comparison to some of yous. I seriously never have nothing even worth contributing to that thread.


    If you have not already shared your story in that thread, or if we need a refresher, please indulge us!!
    Last edited by cutey5032; 07-09-2008 at 10:42 AM.

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    i used to work at a few clubs where girls would pee int he trash but not shit.

    i never understood. it seemed more of a "im drunk have to pee and need attention so ill go in the trash can".

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    Hahah... I've seen drunk girls pee in cups in the dressing room though. EW

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    You might want to change the poll to 'take a shit/pee' in order to get more yeses.

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    ^I'll do that!

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    pee, not shit though

    and the pee was twice. Once passes out in a chair in the dressing room.

    And the other passed out on the floor in the dressing room. In front of my locker too.

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    Shit, how do I edit the poll?

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    I've seen girls pee and barf in the trash can. But not poo.

    (Why did I a put a sad face? I'm not really sad about it....honestly.)

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    barf and pee yes. Shit thankfully no.

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    I've only heard legend of such behaviour where I work...I've never actually seen such disgusting activitis.
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    Haha! You did the poll!!! When you said you were thinking about it, I was like OMG I hope she does it, that'd be hilarious!

    I voted no. Never saw anything. No poo, no pee, not even puke.

    I did see my share of girls changing their tampons standing right there in the DR though.

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    Last edited by Brendita; 10-13-2008 at 02:43 AM.

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    YES I have! Well, I didn't actually see her do it... But there was a heaping pile of crap in the locker room, right in front of MY LOCKER! I was walking back there, the bouncer was was 'I wouldn't do that...' Yup, I shouldn't have. We still talk about who did it. lol

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    I saw a girl pee on stage a few weeks ago. She was WASTED.

    I heard that a girl at my former club was all fucked up on drugs and got the runs on stage. Fucking gross.
    OMG! Did she just ...stand there and piss? holy hell.

    I've seen a wasted girl twirl in circles on stage only to vomit on everyone..yet she kept dancing and no one could get her down because she literally was covered in her own puke.

    I think she does it at every club though because I know at least two other dancers on this site that have worked with her and mentioned something similar.
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    I'm a little out of my area here but I did want to give two thumbs up to the thread title.

    Also, $10??!! What kind of deterrent is $10? Like someone who is crazy/fucked up enough to shit in a trash can is simultaneously rational enough to be deterred by a $10 fine. "Oh I've gotta shit....and I'm gonna use that trash can right there, even though there is a toilet and paper just a few steps away....but wait....there's a sign....let me read it....$10 fine huh?...well guess I'd better go ahead and make that walk anyway......"

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    ^ hahaaha
    Amazingly in the mind of some strippers it would work.
    I think it would go like this

    {dancer reads sign while hoisting herself over the trash can}

    10 dollars! These mother fuckers will NOT get anymore of my money! Fuck them I'll dump right on their floor and show them what I think about their fees and fines!

    {dancer then dumps and walks out as girls enter the dressing room}
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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    You should totes start up a new thread for peeing in buckets, cutey!

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    I was asked to take a dump on a bachelor (with his consent) at his bachelor party but they only had $300 between them I wouldn't do it for less than five. I've peed on people though. One guy, it was on the face. I couldn't believe he let me do it- he wanted me to do it! Easiest money I ever made.

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    That's pretty fucking disgusting. No, I have never witnessed that.



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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    Not even close... wow just wow

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    Default Re: Who Has Seen A Dancer Take a Shit Elsewhere Than A Toilet

    i would shit on someone for 300 if it's all they had.

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    No but I kind of wish I had so I could vote yes haha.
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    I haven't actually SEEN it, but I know of girls who have and I've come into work and was told to avoid a certain area because some girl took a dump there. I chose yes, just based on my experiences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    i would shit on someone for 300 if it's all they had.
    hahaha! I love you.

    I think the best part about my past is that I've been paid to pee on people. It's a privilege.

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    ^^^Now THAT I would like to see.



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