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    There was a crackhead dancer at my club a while back, who would come onstage flailing and waving her arms everywhere while shrieking "Ooohhh dis ma ja-am." She would also make her butt clap by holding onto the pole and jumping up and down. Literally jumping up and down, and you could hear it clap over the music in the back of the club. NOT hot or erotic in any way when she did it.

    We have a girl who dances super 80's as well. I mean super 80's Saturday night live style. For her entire set. She also does backbends.
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    I almost forgot about this chick who would dance to "Du Hast" and wave her arms in the air like she was directing a symphony, while singing along, then end by doing this weird little dance with her eyes rolled back in her head.
    I always thought she looked possessed by a demon or something. Weird too, cause that was the only song she'd do the dance too. All her other stages were normal.
    I guess Rammstein just brought something out in her.

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    At a nude club in Baltimore, this crackhead-y dancer with one messed up eye would do a headstand, spread her legs into a split, and then move around and jiggle in a worm-like fashion... nude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    There's a support beam that comes right up against the stage, some girls lean against it when dancing. One girl slapped the pole and started cussing it out in the middle of her set.

    She would also do weird LD's, she would tie the guys hands up, clip their nails (and keep them) and light matches in their faces.

    What. The. Fuck?!?!

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    Ha Ha these are hilarious!

    I've seen a couple weird auditions lately - this one chick, huge tits, took a custies' beer bottle and jacked it off between them until it "came" all over her chest, then proceeded to spread her legs, take some ice from a custies' drink and lay it on her pussy, SUCK IT IN AND PUSH IT BACK OUT, then FLICK it out into the audience...(duck!) Disgusting!! No hire.
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    #1: (along with paris' "little boy" dancer-story)
    i used to work with a girl who was maybe 4ft5. she looked REALLY young. i'm serious. she literally looked like a 10 year old. not even a teen by a long shot. elementary school young. the manager said he checked her ID like 5 times and then called people for refs. anyway, she would purposefully not wear make-up or do it really light. she would wear little kid underwear and bring stuffed animals and lollipops with her. ....... and yeah....... she fucking BANKED. i'd be sitting with customers and they'd just stop mid convo when she got on stage and go "omg! how old is she!?!??!?!" it made a lot of them uncomfortable (the ones who didnt get into her look). guys would tell me it was creepy all the time and i'd just shrug it off and say something nice. it always freaked me out though.

    #2. woman in her mid-late 40s who LOOKED 50 (i know a lot of girls in their 40s who look great. she did not). she would wear long velvet gowns and long velvet gloves with rinestones. not the elegant style either. it looked kinda like ice skater costume stuff. she was batshit nuts too. she once called out of a shift and the next day brought a DOCTORS NOTE and HER MOM. ?!?! ... anyway... she played the same 3 songs every single time she went on stage:
    twains "feel like a woman"
    taco "puttin on the ritz"
    madonnas "vouge"
    and she would -seriously- lip synch every song WITHOUT dancing. like she'd just stand there and sing the song, with arm movements, like bad karaoke.

    #3. forward rolls and cartwheels. seriously.

    #4. this really trashy girl who was always drugged out of her mind would get on stage, stand in one spot, and do the "raver arms" the entire time to techno... with her eyes closed.


    all of that being said:

    i have been known to play herbie handcock's rockit and do the robot. you know, out of boredom. sometimes i'll do shit like, the macarena, to stuff like NIN - head like a hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwennnnnn View Post
    At a nude club in Baltimore, this crackhead-y dancer with one messed up eye would do a headstand, spread her legs into a split, and then move around and jiggle in a worm-like fashion... nude.
    i loled picturing that

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick View Post
    There was a crackhead dancer at my club a while back, who would come onstage flailing and waving her arms everywhere while shrieking "Ooohhh dis ma ja-am."

    lol. i've worked with a few girls like that. one of them would seriously say that to EVERY song no matter if she was on stage or not. then she'd sing it without knowing any lyrics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick View Post
    There was a crackhead dancer at my club a while back, who would come onstage flailing and waving her arms everywhere while shrieking "Ooohhh dis ma ja-am." She would also make her butt clap by holding onto the pole and jumping up and down. Literally jumping up and down, and you could hear it clap over the music in the back of the club. NOT hot or erotic in any way when she did it.
    At one club we had a joke about how all the dancers who claimed to be in 'nursing school' would stop saving someone's life to yell that and bust a move.

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    There is a girl at my club who does push-ups on stage. She'll like straight up bust out like 10 of em'.







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    There was this chick at my club that used to get wasted every night and when she was on stage she would pull out her clip in hair extensions and throw them about the place!!

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    I saw a girl fall asleep onstage once.

    Know that move where you kinda lean back against a guy sitting at the stage so they can sorta look down over your breasts/tummy?

    She was doing that and flat out passed out. Snoring and all.
    The look on the guys face was PRICELESS.



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    This thread makes me so happy.

    Hmm...what have I got...I used to get freaked out by this one chick who'd bring a riding crop on stage and lip synch to that Gnarls Barkley song Crazy. I'll never get that image out of my head, she'd jump up on the tip rail and be all dressed in red and seriously lip synch, with body motions and everything "well I think you're CRAZZZY" and she'd whip that riding crop around.


    And I have a "oooh, dis is ma jam" girl at my club too. Once during a day shift it was slow and the DJ was playing some old Grateful Dead song. The girl was in the dressing room and she just started swaying and bobbing her head she was all, "ooooh, now this is the CUT!" it was kinda cute.
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    There was this crazy drunk girl who, after we gave a guy a birthday dance pulled off his belt and started spanking him (a no-no in the first place) but then she started encouraging him to whip HER with it! Ouch! The d.j. rushed over to put a stop to it.

    There also used to be this girl who had a weird Marilyn Monroe obsession. She thought she was channeling her. One of our stages has a picture of MM beside it, and she became convinced that the stage belonged to her and would give the glare of death to any girl passing her to get on the stage after her. She also told anybody who would listen that she was gonna have 56 children so she could repopulate the earth with blondes. She was black though, with bleach blonde hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick View Post
    We have a girl who dances super 80's as well. I mean super 80's Saturday night live style. For her entire set. She also does backbends.
    What's wrong with doing backbends?! I do some back-bendy contortiony shit on stage more in the "party trick" category and don't have problems!
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    Crumble a five dollar bill up put it up her ass and poop it out. Only in South FL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LilyLove View Post
    She also told anybody who would listen that she was gonna have 56 children so she could repopulate the earth with blondes. She was black though, with bleach blonde hair.
    I think im going to put this in the dumbest things i've ever heard thread lmmfao

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    It was really fucking slow one Sunday, due to a huge effin snowstorm that started outside, so I asked the DJ to play the weirdest songs he had.

    So he played, in order, Ghostbuster's theme song, Where in the World in Carmen Sandiego theme song and the Flipper theme song. I was the only girl who broke $100 that night...and all from that stage set LOL.
    ...I used to make a bunch of money dancing to the Ghostbusters theme with these little green flashlights that clipped to my fingers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    there was one girl that had a miscarriage onstage...

    oh and my personal fav was a girl that had an extra pussy lip and she would pull on it onstage...it was kinda gross. the thing just....dangled....
    I'm so confused... like, she was dancing &a fetus fell out?

    An extra pussy lip?

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    Okay, well no one ever saw it, but it almost happened. I had a stand up comedy monolouge written and was going to strip while performing it. The manager thought it was a great idea, kinda like burlesque - but the GM vetoed the set. His exact words were, "People are going to be laughing at you while you're naked. And YOU can't afford to loose any more sexy points!"

    I almost got to do it as a theme set on another night, but the manager freaked out that the GM would find out.

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    When it's slow at my club and Im on stage with one of my friends we act like total idiots. We pretend we are playing a sport like golf or playing musical instruments. We are so silly.

    I also saw a girl speaking on her mobile phone will doing her stage set in a big sweater once coz she was pissed off and wanted to go home.

    My friend also does this thing where Im on all fours and she gets behind me, stomps her foot really loudly and pretends to fuck me haha. Guys dont like it so we do it when they are not tipping.
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    oh i remember some now...

    there are the few girls that got their periods on stage or had a string hanging out the whole time and never noticed.

    there was one girl that had a miscarriage onstage...

    oh and my personal fav was a girl that had an extra pussy lip and she would pull on it onstage...it was kinda gross. the thing just....dangled....
    an extra lip? like the inner or outer labia?
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    I have a really good one. I worked at a club in Kansas City called Bazookas in 2001 where this dancer (in her early 30's at the time) would stuff a handful of mini glow sticks inside her vagina before her set. It was a nude club so after she dropped her panties she would shock the audience with her "glowing pussy" and then the DJ would announce that the glow sticks were for sale for $5 or $10 (can't remember exactly how much). That's not all though! So the guys would come up to the stage with their money and she would take one of the glow sticks out of herself, put it in her mouth and then encourage the guy to come and get his purchase with his mouth! And most of them actually did!!!! Oh and by the way, the DJ would also mention that selling the glow sticks was for her son's fundraiser at school! I am so not kidding on this!
    LOL @ the fact that your DJ actually announced it was for the school fundraiser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    When it's slow at my club and Im on stage with one of my friends we act like total idiots. We pretend we are playing a sport like golf or playing musical instruments. We are so silly.
    one time when it was slow a group of us got on stage and did the "tonto, jump on it!" dance ... to the song.

    it's amazing that we all knew the dance. lol

    you know, this one:

    (fresh prince clip)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCFRJ...eature=related

    and that reminds me. next time no one is tipping and it's semi slow... i'm gonna bribe the dj to play "it's not unusual" and i'm totally gonna do the carlton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    When it's slow at my club and Im on stage with one of my friends we act like total idiots. We pretend we are playing a sport like golf or playing musical instruments. We are so silly.

    I also saw a girl speaking on her mobile phone will doing her stage set in a big sweater once coz she was pissed off and wanted to go home.

    My friend also does this thing where Im on all fours and she gets behind me, stomps her foot really loudly and pretends to fuck me haha. Guys dont like it so we do it when they are not tipping.
    That's awesome. All of the above.
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