I would love to see a dancer perform this whole set on stage! That would be awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
I would love to see a dancer perform this whole set on stage! That would be awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
That was AMAZING!!! I would LOVE to do that on stage!!! How fucking great was that guy??!!
I used to work with a chick named Sativa. She was a big girl(was a boxer when she wasnt dancing). She would run from one side of the stage to the other,jump on the pole,wing herself around almost kicking the customers in the head(they had to jump back from the stage), then come down on her knees as hard as possible...seriously we though either her knees or the stage would crack one day.
I had to ask NOT to be put on stage with her after she almost kicked me in the head a cpl times.
She also brought in pictures of her fucking herself with a knife. She said that possibility of pain turned her on. It was disturbing.
Oddly enough...she was a really sweet girl.
she started gushing blood forth from her vagina. they called her an ambulance she didnt even know she was preggo.
i guess technically the extra pussy lip was a skin tag but it was so big it may has well been an extra pussy lip. it was attached to one of her others and it dangled inches below. sweartogod.
I work with a girl that every time she stepped, the other leg would kick back behind her (kind of like the movies where, when kissed the girl's leg lifted, only this was a kick.) Over and over and over again, it drove us insane to watch (so I stopped.)
And the little bitch had the nerve to say she the hottest in there ( said this her first week dancing, EVER) and she was sure others were worried, sorry babe, not when custies are laughing each time you get on stage.
And I have to love the contortionist, she turned one of her legs into a guitar and would hop around the stage "playing" it. She would do all sorts of things, literally walk with her butt, make it look like her happy place could blow air to make a dollar fly up in the air.
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I have a ton, but you all reminded me that I once danced with a girl that had a 3rd nipple! She made cash off that thing! Great boobs too, just a 3rd nipple to go along with them! lol
a dancer at my club took cleaning the stage to a whole new level.
she took rubbing alcohol and poured it all all over the slippery spots on stage, snagged someon's zippo and lit that shit on fire. then proceeded to do her stage set with it flaming up, pole tricks and all.
the club nixed her doing that in the future though. very cool to watch, it goes out by itself.
but the stage was seriously clean when she got done.
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^ that sounds so amazing.
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i seem to have not explained correctly.
she would walk out on stage. immediately sit down on the floor and do somersaults like a 3rd grader. then she'd get up and do some 3rd grader cartwheels. i'm not talking amazing gymnastics. we actually had a girl do backflips and shit once, that was cool. i mean she did a cartwheel like -i- do a carthweel.... with my feet randomly flinging around in a semi circle right before i collapse on my side.
her entire stage set consisted of throwing herself around and then taking long pauses to try and clap her ass... which she couldn't do.




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this crazy 47 year old stripper with ginormous probably H cup boobs dressed like a dominatrix and would pull customers up on stage, take off their belts, and then whip... the pole? it was really weird. She used to scare people. She would do this move where she's support her back and hips and put her legs up the air and do this crazy bicycle thing with her legs, and then put them out in a V and smack the stage really hard with her platforms. She once took an old grandma up on stage with her and had the grandma hold her whip and leash and walk behind her and spank her. She also used to grab female custies and strip them completely nude on stage... idk how management allowed that
here's video of the girl dancing withing fire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ZqTuhSLOE
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The dog pee move. Seriously, she'd be on all fours, paralell to the edge of the stage, and she'd lift a leg like she was a dog about to pee on something. And she'd just... hold it. For a while.
I saw a girl with a match, light her nipple on fire... still dont know how she pulled that off....
and I've seen a couple girls pussy poppin on handstands haha
There's a girl at my club who will take off her glasses and start deepthroating them when she's onstage in front of a customer...like, serious deepthroating, and then she'll put them back on, and spit will drip off the lenses and they'll fog up really bad for the rest of her set.
And another time, a girl I vaguely know did amateur night, and got onstage with her hair dyed purple...and her armpit hair dyed to match...I kid you not. Then she just crawled around on the stage her whole set, acting like a dog in heat...literally crawling around and barking and making little whining and begging noises whenever she was in front of a customer. It was surreal.




I'm guilty of the above haha. When i was younger like 21 & I first moved to Indianapolis I would take the bandaid things that they make u put on your nipple...put a kitchen match (bent in half) in it and during my first act light them and light candles and drip the wax then lick my fingers and put the candles and the matches out.
I did this during race season as I worked at a small club there that was close to the tracks. It worked out well (a lot of girls had gimmicks) except once my hair (which was super long) at the time ...sorta swung down onto a lit match and began smoking. Thus putting the end to my nipples on fire act.
I worked with a girl named fire at the same club. who pussy popped. Damnedest thing ever. Guys would line up to see it. She was super hot too.
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If it is what I think it is...(I could be way wrong here) the girl would lay on her back on stage...point to her vag and with her vag muscles push and pull her panties in and out (where the hole is)
Now that's what I think pussy poppin is, but knowing me ..I'm probably way off haha
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