I saw a girl puke over the side of the stage once. At least she had it together enough not to do it ON the stade, I guess.
I had this annoying ass kid sitting at my stage doing the whole work for this dollar bitch thing and just being a massive, disrespectful shit ass so when he snatched his stupid dollar away from me and put it in his mouth for me to take out with mine i smiled seductively and took two fingers and started jamming it down his throat. He was so confused and didn't know how to react when i walked away, leaving him with a mouth full of his nasty dollar bill.
I also knocked a guy out of his chair with my ass once, again because he was telling me to work for a dollar. But i think I've told that story here before. And I've danced to that god awful Celine Dion song from titanic, getting really cheesy and doing the whole I'm the king of the world thing. Got mad tips, too.



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