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    Default Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?

    I saw a girl puke over the side of the stage once. At least she had it together enough not to do it ON the stade, I guess.

    I had this annoying ass kid sitting at my stage doing the whole work for this dollar bitch thing and just being a massive, disrespectful shit ass so when he snatched his stupid dollar away from me and put it in his mouth for me to take out with mine i smiled seductively and took two fingers and started jamming it down his throat. He was so confused and didn't know how to react when i walked away, leaving him with a mouth full of his nasty dollar bill.

    I also knocked a guy out of his chair with my ass once, again because he was telling me to work for a dollar. But i think I've told that story here before. And I've danced to that god awful Celine Dion song from titanic, getting really cheesy and doing the whole I'm the king of the world thing. Got mad tips, too.
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    Default Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?

    I bounced on a trampoline shot towards the pole, did not catch it right with my elbow swung around and landed with tush right in a guys salad with blue cheese dressing. I smelled like blue cheese dressing the entire night. How romantic

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    I've done quite a few things mentioned, lol.

    I saw a girl shit on stage. She was doing the "bounce her ass while in a squatting position" and it just kind of... Happened.

    I didn't see this, but heard directly from the dancer, that she got fired for hitting a customer because he wiped off her eyebrow.

    One of the resident drunks fell off the stage once. She was walking normally and just... Fell. I haven't seen her in a really long time and hope she's ok because, despite her problems, she's an incredibly sweet girl.

    Stripper stage fights... Too many to count but several of them have made it into Worldstar Hip Hop.

    We had this really odd Thai dancer. Very nice but... Odd. She was in her mid 40's, looked it and danced to really weird cheesy music, like the theme song to Mortal Kombat or the Macarena. She was pretty good polewise, but her costumes often involved being totally draped in scarves or something and she just kind of marched around the stage between pole tricks. Allegedly, on a slow night, she walked to the front of the stage and yelled "who wants to fuck me?" She had takers. Allegedly.

    There was a very nice, but very weird dancer who wore one of those slutty wedding dress things, like something that would be given as a gag gift for a bachlorette party, on a Friday dayshift. She tried to do flowing ballet moves. She looked like a bad Saturday Night Live sketch doing it.

    We had a girl that, while she was apparently pretty hot when she started dancing, had put on a lot of weed weight and not in a "thick girl" way. It was more... Lumpy fat, if that makes sense. She danced really awkwardly, for someone who's been dancing for at least 5 years. A dancer that I know well described her style of dancing as "giving birth on stage" and... You know the move when the dancer is seated and leaning back a little, with her knees up and gyrating her hips? She just laid on her back, feet in the air and thrust her hips. It kinda did look like that...

    Meth breakdowns on stage... Plenty of those but none of them were particularly funny.

    Plenty of girls, who didn't realize that they were working with a spinning pole, took an impromptu flying lesson. Happened to me a few times. One girl spun so fast that she got dizzy and threw up. I felt SO bad for her.

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    Default Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?

    Worked with a rough old timer dancer who would get shitfaced, stick a straw up her ass and berate people into blowing into the straw.

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    This thread is hilarious. The worst thing I can think of is a dancer who would bring bottled beer onto the stage all the time. If you drink beer, that is cool- maybe put it in a glass so you look a little classier? If you decide to go ahead and drink it out of the bottle... ok. But ON STAGE??? And she would let up ripping belches as well. She reminded me of a male southern trucker. This was at a fairly nice club too. I have no idea why it was allowed. I know it is not that weird or crazy but it made no sense to me.

    Also, I have seen girls cry on stage more than a few times.
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    A few weeks ago, when the club was first decorated for Halloween, a girl decided to get high AF and wore a mustache onstage. It kept falling halfway off. So she finally said fuck it and ripped the mustache off and flung it across the stage. She then SKIPPED over to the side of the stage where there was this giant ghoul with a jack o lantern head and she proceeded to give the ghoul oral. I nearly died.

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    This is extremely tame compared to some of the stories in this thread - lol.

    There's a girl who occasionally works at the club I'm at now and she dances with burlesque fans on stage. The kicker is the way she acts on stage; she acts like she is having an orgasm. We're talking tickling her kitty with the fan, rolling her eyes back in her head, moaning, etc. It's bizarre, but her performances certainly command attention.

    I also witnessed a stripper fight on stage. Customers were making it rain on both girls at the same time and somehow their piles got mixed together, and one of the girls accused the other of stealing her money. Dancer #1 jumped on Dancer #2's back. Somehow Dancer #1 got thrown to the ground and Dancer #2 pummeled Dancer #1's face. Both girls got off the hook with a mere 15 day suspension.

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    I love this thread, I've read through the entire thing.

    Anyone have Rubber Doll feature at their club? She gave the most unique feature show I've seen so far. She had a bra with dildos attached like nipples, a thong that had sparkles attached, and a metal dildo that she used a workshop grinder on shooting sparks across the stage.

    I hit a guy when I was on stage once. It had been a long night and he tried pulling my thong away and touching me so I whipped around and hit him in the face without thinking. His friend bust out laughing and tipped me the rest of his money for it. I've told a few guys to walk away from my stage when they're staring without a tip.

    I fell off the stage once. Alcohol was not involved. One move I do when guys tip me at the stage is to have them stay sitting in the chair, lean across the tip rail and put my head near his lap so my ass is over top of the railing and twerk while moving my head around like I'm doing something naughty. Well I leaned my ass forward too far and fell into his lap. Had a good laugh about it, hopped back on the stage and kept going.

    I saw one drunk girl get on stage with her heels in one hand and drink in the other. She tossed her shoes and starting dancing sloppily while she drank. Luckily she was on the stage less than thirty seconds before they pulled her down.

    I didn't see it, but one girl told me she went into labor on stage. I guess she stayed skinny through pregnancy so they kept letting her work, then her water broke on the stage. She said it was one of her most profitable stage sets.

    I didn't see this one either but there was recently a start of a stripper fight on a satellite stage. One girl came up with a customer to tip a girl, the girl on stage thought the first one was stealing her money off the stage so she hit her. Security broke them up and sent them home, I guess they met at the gas station parking lot nearby and the possibly thieving girl got her ass beat.

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    Awkwardly dance to Bjork. It was awful. The second hand embarrassment was so bad I had to walk out.

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    Default Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?

    This may seem odd. I have cleaned and sanitized poles for other dancers, between dances, when I wasnt up, and was slow, and manager throws me 10 bucks a pole. 1st time, no big deal, was in shorts and t shirt, long rubber gloves and sanitizer . 3 min clean the pole. The last time I was asked, the club manager said he wanted to put the spot on me cleaning and asked me to wear something sparkly. I get on a sparkly scrunch back Bikini, heels and my gloves, etc, and clean, this time its 20 bucks a pole. I WILL work for money LOL, BUt while on the second one, on a slow afternoon a couple men walk in, come over and start to tip me, and well. One said he loved watching women work.. LOL. I cleaned it for 10 min, and they followed me to another one, and tipped .. Meanwhile sitting at the bar, another dancer saw me, next night, she was doing a faux "pole cleaning" dance routine, and was killing it...... Of course she has the boobs too, which helped, but I was reminded by the manager that it was his idea... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post

    She would also do weird LD's, she would tie the guys hands up, clip their nails (and keep them) and light matches in their faces.
    Sounds like maybe she was using them for some kind of binding or power spell,
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    This is tame, but in years I've never seen a girl be THIS terrible.

    Tall as fuck black girl, wearing aviator sunglasses. That was odd enough.

    Then she was soooo bad on stage it was unbelievable. Just kinda walked around, fist pumped, had zero rhythm. Looked like a newborn giraffe.
    Apparently another manager had hired her... The one working though, his jaw dropped, he shook his head and phoned the DJ, who had to announce for her to get off stage and go to the office. Buh bye.
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    A few girls come to mind. The first one usually wears a wig, because she lost all of her hair from breast cancer. He hair is growing back but it's still really short. Like not even pixie cut length. She lip syncs every song she dances to even weird Spanish or Bosnian music that's in another language. She will also sit on the side of the stage and lip sync to songs if no one is tipping.
    Another time an older Korean woman fell on her head while we were doing showtime (where all the girls get on stage and dance together for a whole song). She was on the ledge on the stage laying on her back flailing her legs in the air. I guess she leaned back too far and fell backwards on her head.
    Another older woman in her 40s who does extras always has the DJ play her Broadway music and really country music. "Family tradition" for example. "Hank why do you drank, why do you blow smoke". She lip syncs the songs and does Broadway kicks and push ups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i loled
    I did too, until I realized Split headstands are my signature, and I twerk, but I don't worm around. Some guys make it a game to play "football" with money between the split. Makes for a fun night

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    I have too many stories idk where to start... In all fairness, in my opinion, all dancers are weird. Some weirder than others but i've yet to meet 1 person whose 100% normal.


    But i think the flat out weirdest was when a girl, drunk and older, was mid way through her dance routine (in which she cans-cans) started flat out crying cuz i a customer wouldn't tip her

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    I'm dying with laughter!!!

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    dancer brought a tuba on stage w/her!


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    welll...im sad to say but its what i did... as i walked up the stairs to the stage my ankles just gave out! So i reach for the column to try and catch myself.. it kind of worked but didn't...so as i was trying to save myself again my foot kicked out and hit the garbage that carries the used paper towels! i legit had to pick up garbage on the stage and then proceed to dance... the dj was no help either. his jaw had dropped like everyone else's in the room..

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