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    As I was sitting in the airport waiting for a delayed flight, I was just thinking how awesome it would be if they had a stripclub in the airport. Can you imagine how much money you'd make from travelling business men! wow! Does anyone know of any? It seems like it makes perfect sense. It sure would make being a travelling dancer easier too. just fly right into the club.

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    No, but I'm in if that business idea would ever work! They are allowed to have full on bars in airports.....hmmm.....

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    Default Re: airport stripclubs?

    Quote Originally Posted by jazznasty View Post
    As I was sitting in the airport waiting for a delayed flight, I was just thinking how awesome it would be if they had a stripclub in the airport. Can you imagine how much money you'd make from travelling business men! wow! Does anyone know of any? It seems like it makes perfect sense. It sure would make being a travelling dancer easier too. just fly right into the club.
    my club is right down the street from the airport and around a bunch of hotels. we get a lot of customers from it. it's kind of odd because i have a few "regulars" who i only see every month or two or three. you know, because they only travel to tampa for business at certain times during the year or whatever. it's difficult to keep track of their details. sometimes they come back in all "mia! i came back to see you!" and i have that horrifying moment of "omg crap! who the fuck is that?!?!"

    heh

    we DO get a lot of guys when weather is bad and flights are rescheduled... but unfortunately some of them are just "killing time" and aren't really spenders. what's great is when a willing customer gets stuck with "nothing better to do" and an expense account.

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    I agree it would be awesome! Lots of people stuck waiting for their flight would love to get some lapdances =oD

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    the reason I thought of it too is because there was this inconspicuous dark lounge entrance door at a football stadium I went to when I was little and I always wondered about having a stripclub at a football stadium too, god you would bank when the game was over!!!! ooowee.

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    theres a club right near the airport where i live. i here it does pretty well with businessmen.
    i doubt they would ever have a club IN an airport tho. Women-children,,,u know the bit.
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    ^Yea, I couldn't imagine it ever getting approved... but it is a great idea!
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    My club is across the airport! Seriously, it's sometimes quicker to get to my club then certain other parts of the international airprort--plus the beer is cheaper at our place then at the 'port.

    Like Penny said, I have a whole lot of regulars throughout the US that I see at odd intervals. It's cool. The bad news is, we get a lot of people just killing time or trying to get free food from the buffet during their layovers or delays. Also, Ohio has goofy strip club laws compared to other states and it gets really old having the explain to everyone why things are the way they are.

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    that reminds me of a thread in Hustle Hut started by DancerWealth a long time ago... in it he talks about a dancer who was hanging out in an airline private lounge & picked up some guy... she gave him a lapdance in one of the private-ish telephone areas!!! (I've probably distorted that story a bit, I am sure the thread's easily findable).

    I remember staying at Narita airport in Japan for 10 hours; they have little capsule rooms (actually pretty spacious) for like $8/hour. I could see them also sticking a hostess bar somewhere in that giant airport, too.

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    Ooops! Thought it said near air ports.

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    That does sound like an awesome idea!

    They might not like it, tho, b/c of family vacations. I know that where I live, they don't even like putting pastie/thong bars in "family oriented" areas.

    Who knows, tho? Stripping is def becoming more mainstream.

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    Default Re: airport stripclubs?

    My city used to have one. But their business wasn't good business; if you know what I mean.

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    Default Re: airport stripclubs?

    good idea though. But away from children eyes of course

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    Default Re: airport stripclubs?

    that would be a great idea.. I also wonder why casinos don't have them, that would be awesome too.


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    well, I've seen casinos right inside an airport, and not only in Nevada, but in Europe as well. So how are they any better than strip clubs? It's all the same "corruption" to someone.

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    It'll probably start with "Hooters" since those are pretty international.
    It would just need extra security and in an inconspicuous place, like having gambling right in front of the kids in vegas airports.

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    It depends on what city your in I guess, in Toronto, Canada all the airport clubs at one time used to be very good and are now known as the worst clubs, theres alot of extras in every club there, and there is no money to be made at all if your a clean dancer...maybe the industry here is just falling apart in general???

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