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    Dont mind mah drunken ponderings....

    I've seen some sloppy public toilets before... no doubt there. But I've never seen such... consistently fucked up craziness like I have in the ladies' rooms in strip clubs. Why is that? We could have a female customer-less week and every day, hell... every hour... no one flushes the damned toilet. The floor looks like a ticker tape parade exploded... the toilets get used as ashtrays. I seriously hope these chicks don't treat their homes that way. So what's the phenomena? Is it the booze? Do tight stripper shoes cut off the blood flow to the brain? Why cant these chicks function properly in a bathroom?
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    Every club I've worked at has had amazing bathrooms. It's the DR bathrooms that suck. I am very OCD about clean bathrooms though, so I always make sure that places I work have a clean toilet somewhere.
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    most womans restrooms in bars are gross as hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Dont mind mah drunken ponderings....

    I've seen some sloppy public toilets before... no doubt there. But I've never seen such... consistently fucked up craziness like I have in the ladies' rooms in strip clubs. Why is that? We could have a female customer-less week and every day, hell... every hour... no one flushes the damned toilet. The floor looks like a ticker tape parade exploded... the toilets get used as ashtrays. I seriously hope these chicks don't treat their homes that way. So what's the phenomena? Is it the booze? Do tight stripper shoes cut off the blood flow to the brain? Why cant these chicks function properly in a bathroom?
    I've always wondered the same thing.
    And why... why, why, why, are the toilets seats totally sprayed down with piss? WTF?



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    My vote is for the drinking and the total disregard for the other dancers. The mindset is probably... other dancers=competition=don't give a fuck if they have a clean toilet or not.
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    Last edited by Brendita; 10-13-2008 at 02:42 AM.

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    yep. Bathrooms at strip clubs = foul.

    Except ONE club I worked at VIPS. It was so fucking clean you could eat off the floor. The one down stairs was another matter. It was clean till around 9pm. By then it was gross from the female customers and drunk strippers that were in the champagne room and couldn't make it upstairs. Toilet paper, piss everywhere. Fucking sick bitches.

    Puddles of pee even!


    Upstairs totally sanitary.

    Every other club I've worked at...EW
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    Our bathroom by the dressing room is constantly over flowing...thus pouring nasty piss water all over the carpet that we have to walk on all night to get back up to the floor.

    Why or why do girls keep shoving their tampons or god knows what down the toilet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    Because of the girls who squat above the seat and spray it everywhere.
    I swear, if everybody just sat on the damn thing it would be a whole lot cleaner. All bathrooms should have those sanitary seat papers.

    I just want to know why strippers always leave the stall doors open. I've seen girls flat out shitting and changing their tampons and stuff...PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR!
    Dancers of ALL people whould be able to use thier superior upper thigh strength to hover above the seat with no issues.

    WTF I can hover and not piss all over everything!



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    My club's bathroom is nothing to brag about....ick.
    But I was at a club in Vegas (as a guest! I shouldn't have heard this!) a stripper runs out of the bathroom and announces...
    "Skanky stripper hoes! Some bitch shit on the floor!....."
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    ^ hence why we now have the stripper shitting thread lol

    Yeah our bathroom at work..it's not the worst by any means but I find it dirty. Then again I'm OCD about cleanliness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Ashley View Post
    ^ hence why we now have the stripper shitting thread lol

    Yeah our bathroom at work..it's not the worst by any means but I find it dirty. Then again I'm OCD about cleanliness.
    Oh it's dirty. I'm so OCD about clean bathrooms too. I'm actually scared of tile floors (what's living in the grout? Eeew). The standing water in the sink, plus all that tanning spray all over the walls in enough to make me gag.
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    I worked in a place where the DR toilot couldn't be flushed with paper in it, so we had to put our tp in the garbage. *barf* Even grosser than the avg bathroom.

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    yup i can definately say i have had the pleasure of the shit in the bathroom night. fucking bitchs. i have even seen a chick leave a dump in the garbage can of the dressing room!!! fuck!!! i think they are trying to scare the clean prettier girls away from the club so there is more money for them...........

    surprisingly the club i have been at isnt all that bad.

    rachels was always pretty imaculate.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BabyGirlKylie View Post
    Oh it's dirty. I'm so OCD about clean bathrooms too. I'm actually scared of tile floors (what's living in the grout? Eeew). The standing water in the sink, plus all that tanning spray all over the walls in enough to make me gag.

    I'm so glad it's not just me. I'm actually like that about our entire dressing room. I have this thing about bare feet touching dirty carpet or floor. I can't fucking do it. I hate touching anything up there so I stay on the floor 99.9% of the time.

    You should see my apartment...you can see your reflection in the fucking hardwood! Everything in my bathroom is bleached and I have large tile on my floor, HOWEVER I take a toothbrush with grout cleaner to it 3x's a week. I'd like to actually blame it on OCD however, my mother was like this and so was her mother. We call it just being Polish lol. We are very tidy people.

    Are we allowed to use the guest bathroom? I've always wondered this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    I worked in a place where the DR toilot couldn't be flushed with paper in it, so we had to put our tp in the garbage. *barf* Even grosser than the avg bathroom.
    You know at that point, why even have a toilet! lol seriously
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    weird. the toilets at my club were always fine. at worst, there'd be a bit of ash from cigarettes on the floor, but they were always clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Ashley View Post
    I'm so glad it's not just me. I'm actually like that about our entire dressing room. I have this thing about bare feet touching dirty carpet or floor. I can't fucking do it. I hate touching anything up there so I stay on the floor 99.9% of the time.

    You should see my apartment...you can see your reflection in the fucking hardwood! Everything in my bathroom is bleached and I have large tile on my floor, HOWEVER I take a toothbrush with grout cleaner to it 3x's a week. I'd like to actually blame it on OCD however, my mother was like this and so was her mother. We call it just being Polish lol. We are very tidy people.

    Are we allowed to use the guest bathroom? I've always wondered this.
    I'm the same way! We should get together at eachother's houses and have cleaning parties

    At work we can use the guest bathroom, but they don't encourage it. I always do though.

    But yeah, the dressing room floor is the grossest nastiest thing I've ever seen. I don't understand why its carpeted. And never vacuumed.
    After all these years, my bare feet have only touched it once. If I drop something (makeup, brushes, a sock....) I consider it lost forever cuz there is no way I'm picking it up. Haha.
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    I had bits of someones weave stuck to my heel from that dressing room floor once.
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    i didnt even read the replys yet i didn't want it to skew my intainal thought when i read the tittle of the thread my firtst was strippers and toitets don't mix lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    Dancers of ALL people whould be able to use thier superior upper thigh strength to hover above the seat with no issues.

    WTF I can hover and not piss all over everything!
    Lucky for you.

    No matter if I'm sitting, squatting or hovering, my pee sprays. So, I choose to sit so I don't leave a urine mess all over everything.

    It has absolutely nothing to do with upper thigh strength.

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    The women's restroom at my current club is a pig sty!! Seat covers littering the floor, abandoned cocktails, spray tan all over the toilet seats, doors that barely lock, oh and it stinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Lucky for you.

    No matter if I'm sitting, squatting or hovering, my pee sprays. So, I choose to sit so I don't leave a urine mess all over everything.

    It has absolutely nothing to do with upper thigh strength.
    I guess I figured if you're only a 1/2 inch above a giant hole you can hit the mark



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    Ok how about this...


    Anyone else able to walk into the ladies room at a SC at any random time and maybe.... 60% of the time there is a stripper on the can, with the stall door wide open?
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    Ok I confess I only shut the door if Im having a shit. I mean I walk around the DR naked anyway. Plus everyone seems to do it and it certainly doesn't offend me.

    Our toilet had no light bulb for a couple of weeks so we had to go to the toilet in the dark. Cheap ass club.
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