Hi guys, I missed you. I was wondering if anyone had any insight on relocating to, or just living in, the US Virgin Islands. Not necessarily stripping-wise; I'm pretty much over stripping, and anyway, I'm kind of chubby and taciturn these days. Mostly I want to know, is it as pretty as it seems in pictures? Is housing/ food prohibitively expensive? Is it a nice place to be without a car? Is it a little bit rundown and a little bit fancy, like I hear Key West was in the 80s? Will I meet people there among whom I won't feel lonely? Will my cat like it?
Any input that anyone might have about anything is greatly appreciated. I love y'all from boring-ass interior Alaska... and I look forward to being somewhere on an island sometime soon...



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I'll survive on sea urchins and the blood of rich-folk. Yum.



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