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    Default Lies you've told customers

    I don't know if this has been posted before, but I've read a lot of funny (fake) stories on SW.

    Do share!

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    biggest lie I tell the guys is that I am actually enjoying sitting with them and giving them dances.
    couldn't be farther from the truth...

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    yeah, i'm not much of a liar.

    i've agreed with the age they guessed. i've said yes when they asked if i was a real blonde (it's highlights and my eyebrows are nearly black). i've told them that yes i tan at the beach when i can't stand laying down cooking long enough to tan from the sun. i agreed that yes, i have a boyfriend. i've lied about my completely boring social life to sound more fun.

    i've lied about how completely sober i am. yeah sure i party. that's probably the biggest lie. i've never done a real drug and i haven't had a drink since well before i started dancing.

    it's not as if they believe the truth anyways. how many times do you have to tell a guy you think programming is sexy as fuck? it's not like they believe it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veronicachick View Post
    biggest lie I tell the guys is that I am actually enjoying sitting with them and giving them dances.
    couldn't be farther from the truth...

    that and they are sexy/hot/witty smell good/ etc...

    or that i am single or i am turned on by them.

    i dont make up elaborate stories they take enough of my energy as it is.

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    pfft. What don't I lie about to customers? Everything that comes out of my mouth in the club is a lie. It keeps me from getting bored out of my mind...and it keeps customers from knowing any part of the real me, which is how I want it.

    The funny thing is that I dropped the act and lies for the two SW'ers I've met in the club. I guess talking to someone online first puts them in the "person" category instead of the "custy" category. They were fun too.
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    That I'm single, that I ate another dancer's pussy after taking her home post work (then said she wasn't here tonight), I'm not bisexual, etc.

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    I lie constantly at work. After a while you get instincts about what a guy wants to hear. For example...

    Question: "What are you going to school for/trying to accomplish?"
    Multiple answers: "I'm in nursing school" or "I'm getting my master's to teach high school English" for the guys who want someone subservient and girly or "I'm saving to start my own business, I'm done with school" for someone who seems like they want an equal or someone in charge.

    Seriously. I constantly lie to these guys.

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    I lie a lot. I say I live a city over from where I really live. That I go to my college's rival instead of mine. Stuff like that. Nothing big, really. Just for safety.

    Every now and then when they ask stupid things like, "What else do you do?" I tell them I'm a clown at children's parties or something else outlandish. Just to ease the boredome.

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    "Yeah, I'm trying to put myself through college by stripping."
    "I have two roommates"
    "No, I am not married"
    "Yes, I shave my pussy"
    "This turns me on"

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    "I'm 19."
    "I'm 32."
    "You're hot."
    "I live with my mom."
    "Email? I don't even have a cell phone... just another way for the gov't to keep track of us."
    "Yea they're real."
    "We live in the back and sleep on bunkbeds till our next shift."
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    Short answer..everything.

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    How if I was single I'd def date em.

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    Where I live, my real name, etc.. and most commonly my ethnicity. I have a very "blended" look as some might say, so I'm anything from black & white on some nights to Samoan on others to the obvious Cuban..... whatever the custy's into.

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    I've never lied...But I've played a character to please the customer. So whatever that customer wants me to be to make his time in the club enjoyable, I try to provide that. It's all about the customer feeling like he is getting his money's worth.


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    sorry if this is off topic.... but when you guys lie and say yes i do have a boyfriend do you think that helps you?

    ive been lying about not having a bf for a long time but started recently wondering if thats hurting me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie941 View Post
    sorry if this is off topic.... but when you guys lie and say yes i do have a boyfriend do you think that helps you?

    ive been lying about not having a bf for a long time but started recently wondering if thats hurting me?
    IMO, admitting or saying you have a bf is a money killer.
    Keep the lies coming.

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    I like Paris's perspective. I don't usually lie, but I exaggerate a lot or paint pictures of situations that are not quite what the actual situations are. I tell selectively the information about me that will please someone -- like if I think someone will be turned on by intellect, I tell them about my degrees, otherwise I try to seem like a party girl. I'm getting better at non-answers to questions than I used to be! :-)
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    My friends and I make games on who can get a guy to believe the dumbest stuff.

    I survived a shark attack once by beating the shark in the eye with the leg of my dead companion. It's okay, though, because I ended up marrying the man that rescued me from the water.


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    ^^ Ahhh Lys! Love ya!

    I used to lie all the time but it got confusing to keep track of what I had said to who, so now i mostly tell the truth. I lie just to protect myself now. (So fake town of residence, fake school,e tc).
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    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post
    i've lied about my completely boring social life to sound more fun.
    That's a big one for me! I am sooo boring irl, i have to make crap up to sound interesting, lol.

    Just so I keep it strait i pretty much take over my husbands persona. He likes cool music,( not me) but since i have to listen to his music I can pretend i like it in the club. He plays xbox360 and tells me all about it(so I can go on and on in great detail(b/c they never believe me until i start spouting off all the crap he tells me) about how "oh, im such a gaming nerd" and they eat it up. He loooves the NY Giants (so much I actually am telling the truth when I say I love them now too) and I know enough to talk about them ok.. He was born in another country and has lots of cute stories that i add too and make my own. Lots of other stuff is totally my husband and not me, and soo many guys are like "you are perfect, will you marry me" (if they only knew it was my husband that's perfect).

    I love him! he is so smart and cool .

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    Any sentance I say that starts with...

    "Honestly I......"
    "No really I....."
    "I swear to God I......."
    "Why would I lie about......"

    ....means it's definitly a lie
    "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.
    And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sveta View Post
    pfft. What don't I lie about to customers?

    Ditto
    ... although after reading this thread I realize, theres certain things I should certainly tweak... like about going to school... never thought much of it when I would tell customers I'm a high school drop out with no serious plans of going to school anytime soon. Might want to rethink that.

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    "your special"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    My friends and I make games on who can get a guy to believe the dumbest stuff.

    I survived a shark attack once by beating the shark in the eye with the leg of my dead companion. It's okay, though, because I ended up marrying the man that rescued me from the water.
    Lmao! Omg, I'm crying from laughter .

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    i say i'm single a lot of the times. that's about it really though.i admire the girls that can twist big yarns, it's just not for me.

    i sometimes make big elaborate stories but they're obviously fake/sarcastic. if the guy is buying it i tell him i'm just kidding.

    for some reason, guys believe i grew up with the circus. lol ... i don't know if that's a compliment or what. if they ask me where i grew up sometimes i'll say "i actually grew up on a traveling circus" then occasionally throw in something specific like "i used to sew costumes for bears"

    and i swear they almost always go "that's so cool!" with no indication that they "get" that i was kidding.

    lol

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