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    Mmkay, so i'm on my way to florida for the weekend and i'm layed-over (is that a word?) in Atlanta. I got about 3 hours of sleep last night so I wanted to sleep on the plane. I was in the middle seat and I put my head in my husband's lap and there was a rather large lady sitting on the other side of me, so unfortunately my bum kinda touched her leg. I totally farted on her while I was sleeping...

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    ^ Was she awake at the time?

    You may enjoy Lee Evans' take on this...

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    I'm sorry that isn't funny but it is. I'm sure she's totally forgotten about it by now.

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    LOL that is hilarious!







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    she prolly didnt notice, with all that padding and all...

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    That's hilarious!

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    I don't think she forgot at all. I think she went home and told all her fat friends that some skinny hot chick farted on her on the plane hahaha HILARIOUS!



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    It's all good, L&L!

    She's probably down with The Fart Monkies...

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    hahahahaahahha. Yha there's no way she forgot about that. That is so awesome. It's not a true airplane ride unless some off the wall thing happens. Congrats. ahah

    Did you wake yourself up witht he fart, or did you husband tell you later? ahahahah

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    Well at least she has a great story to tell!

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    yeah, how do you know?

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    It really depends how bad the fart was. Plane farts are awful. They just linger forever since there is no where to go.

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    OMG that's awesomely awful!!!!!! You just made my day
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    hahaha that's so good!
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    I woke myselfup with the fart a little, like not all the way awake but to half consciousness to where I realized I had just farted on a stranger and it would probably be best to keep my eyes shut and go back to sleep until we land. I'm on my way to the airport to come home.. Keep your fingers crossed for me

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    Your bad? pfft. no. Your good.

    hehe.

    I'm sure it's not the first (or last) time anyone on this site has farted on someone's leg...

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    I'm back! No gas leaks that I know of on the way back

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    Plane farts are horrible. I love how no one says anything, they just whisper to their companions and glare around ominously. I busted a particularly hateful SBD on the Greyhound back from NYC not too long ago. I was half asleep and it snuck out, but sweet mother was it bad. It woke OTHER people up. I just laid there and pretended to be asleep. MrsC was next to me, not a random fat stranger.
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    Yay! I'm glad your back home safe, how'd it go?

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