View Poll Results: What body functions are you and your significant others comfortable with?

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  • Peeing

    63 75.00%
  • Pooping - normal

    16 19.05%
  • Burping

    53 63.10%
  • Farting

    34 40.48%
  • My period

    63 75.00%
  • Pooping - smelly diarrhea

    9 10.71%
  • Barfing

    36 42.86%
  • Queefing doesn't bother us

    42 50.00%
  • Picking my nose

    21 25.00%
  • Other - please specify

    2 2.38%
  • NONE OF THE ABOVE.

    7 8.33%
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    Today my boyfriend were out thrifting, and I ripped a horrible Silent But Deadly fart. Luckily, I could blame it on being at a thrift store when he was like "What is that smell? It smells like shit over here."

    What body functions are you and your significant other comfortable with around each other?

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    Last edited by Brendita; 10-13-2008 at 02:38 AM.

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    farting, burping, and my period

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    anything but the hershey squirts....

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    well, there's comfortable if it happens on accident no biggie (like farting), and then there's "omg, look how long this turd is. No breaks!"

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    VS: That is hilarious..my nieces actually ran over to ask me what was so funny.

    anyway, for me I'm pretty shy. I can pee in from of my siggy other. Be on my period. I am super shy about doing other 'body functions' around people. Hell, I dont even like to talk about poo on this website lol







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    POOP!

    That's for you CK

    Last time I had a full time lover I accidentally farted alot.
    Other than that. I don't want guys hearing me *sploosh* my turds.
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    It's not like we're ashamed we have natural body functions, but there are none that we joke about or do on purpose in front of each other. That's just a respect thing, IMO.

    I get that some people are fine with it, but I'm not and he's not. I don't do any of my body maintainence stuff in front of him either. No toenail clipping, no hair dying, nothing like that. Makeup or hair, sure, but beyond that I like to do it in private.

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    Pooping like being there while shit is exploding from your ass or telling him "hey don't go in there shit just exploded from my ass."

    We're cool with everything but that doesn't mean I want him standing there watching me take a dump or pee or whatever the other things were. We can talk about anything though.

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    There was no all of the above so I didn't vote.

    We don't adore any of those things ofcourse but we've been together 10 years and married for 6 years. When you have been with someone that long you are bound to see, hear or smell them do all of those things at some point or another.

    True love really does make those thing less gross, especially over time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    It's not like we're ashamed we have natural body functions, but there are none that we joke about or do on purpose in front of each other. That's just a respect thing, IMO.

    I get that some people are fine with it, but I'm not and he's not. I don't do any of my body maintainence stuff in front of him either. No toenail clipping, no hair dying, nothing like that. Makeup or hair, sure, but beyond that I like to do it in private.
    Andygirl, I know you've mentioned this before and I have a question. I've been curious if this is something that you and your husband verbally agreed upon, or if it just never came up and he's been holding back this whole time in order to not offend you?

    In response to the OP--Boyfriend and I do alot in front of each other, but he seems to be the more shameless one. I won't poop in front of him, or change my tampon/pad in front of him. I also hate wiping in front of him after using the restroom.

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    LOL I can't even stand to quote that...*shudders* language TM!

    You're so gross!







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    We're comfortable with whatever, but we don't really want an audience in the bathroom. We'll pee in the same bathroom if one of us is in the shower and can't see out; #2 waits for privacy. We burp and fart in front of each other all the time though. The only thing K is squeamish about is pimples - he gets REALLY grossed out and can't take any discussion of pimples or hearing if I popped one. He can talk about every other body function without batting an eyelash. I don't know why he's so squicked out over pimples but he is.

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    ^ if my BF has a pimple, I beg to pop it.

    He also has about 10 REALLY thick hairs on his face, and if you pluck one out, it looks like a little log. If you mess around with it, you find it's not really one hair, it's like 5 individual hairs that grow out of one follicle. It's so cool.

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    I checked, burping ...peeing...poo and my period. Not by his choice.

    He burps so much it's fucking gross. All the time. they don't smell but still. He's been known to pee in a lot of bottles in long car rides where we can't stop and will hand me the fucking WARM piss bottle to toss. Dude so gross. But after kids nothing really offends me.

    However, I do NOT piss in front of anyone or go number 2. I've been sick and had to go obviously when we are together but its a rather private thing. I don't leave the door open nor does he.

    Farting...it happens when we are both asleep. More than either likes to admit. He gets super weird about faring. WEIRD.

    My period...yeah. well I've pretty much broke him of all that stuff. Although he likes to remind me "You like desexualizing yourself a lot"

    I think I qweefed once but we both started laughing so hard sex was over. But as I was laughing it kept happening. DUDE THE WORST>
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    I don't want guys hearing me *sploosh* my turds.
    I don't think I've laughed so hard this week. Thank you. I heart poop humor.
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    I've never been a fan of pooping or farting around anyone no matter who they are.

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    I'm basing this on my last relationship. But I didn't vote because it was different for each of us. He was comfortable pooping and peeing in front of me, as well as farting and burping. None of that really bothered me either. Actually, the only thing I really hated was his constant spitting. He was cool with queefing and w/ my period if we did it in the shower. So that's him. Me, I couldn't even bring myself to pee in front of him when he was wasted and wanted to lay on the bathroom floor in case he had to puke. I tried but it didn't work. I had to make him get out. I think I have this "dainty" complex going on.

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    Im extremely embarrassed by queefing but he doesn't mind it.

    I also picked barfing coz it's not like u can help it if u need to be sick.

    Im ok with peeing and burping but not farting or pooing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    We're comfortable with whatever, but we don't really want an audience in the bathroom. We'll pee in the same bathroom if one of us is in the shower and can't see out; #2 waits for privacy. We burp and fart in front of each other all the time though. The only thing K is squeamish about is pimples - he gets REALLY grossed out and can't take any discussion of pimples or hearing if I popped one. He can talk about every other body function without batting an eyelash. I don't know why he's so squicked out over pimples but he is.
    If we had a shower cubicle then wouldn't mind if we were in the bathroom at the same time. We both have the limit in seeing another pee or shit, not in a omg how gross-way, but just because of privacy, me changing tampons goes into that too. If I'm having a loud farting-included number2 he just laughs in the living room and vice versa. Mornings usually start with getting rid of the night-gas, sometimes it's like our butts are having a conversation. Same thing with burping after eating.
    I'm the pimple-shy one (he has such good skin that he hardly ever gets pimples), if I have a big zit on my face it makes me feel ugly (teenage trauma's..) and I'll wear hats or something to cover it/them up.



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    I know!!! And when walking to the bathroom, on every step: BRRRF, BRRRF... I'm like shut the fuck up already!
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    I don't think peeing or pooping is a big deal but there's no way I'd poop infront of anyone, normal or otherwise. Some things are best left behind closed doros.



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    I do not fart/poop in front of boyfriends. NO WAY!!!
    And queefing is sooooooo sooooo embarassing to me. theres many a sex position i really wont do for fear that will happen.
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    Nothing poop-related. I don't want a guy in the bathroom when I do it, and I don't want to be in a bathroom when he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vesper View Post
    I know!!! And when walking to the bathroom, on every step: BRRRF, BRRRF... I'm like shut the fuck up already!
    ha! hilarious..although the worst at the time.
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    im wierd when in a relationship ill straight up fart on my bf as a joke but if i take a poop i have to turn the faucet on cuz god forbid he here me poop!

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