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    "Here's another fine scene with the lovely Olivia Saint performing her best in every position this black stud can put her in. She starts by soaking down his knob with her salivating tooth chamber before thrusting his fuck stick in her moist butter box. The guy yanks his dick out to plug her anal canal with his elongated dipstick. The last time he pulls out, he shoots cream from his meat twinkee all over her tight stomach. "

    TOOTH CHAMBER? WOW...SEXY. lol

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    lmao cheesy indeed

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    "butter box"? dang, i should've signed up with that name.

    then again, i'm a blue. i'd have to be "meat twinkee" then, right? bleh.

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    haha who thinks of this stuff?

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    ^A certain member of sw that I know of does!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiomara View Post
    haha who thinks of this stuff?
    Morons.

    Taken out of context (trying to sell the dubious sexual entertainment offered) it could be an attempt at low comedy, but usually it's someone who has deluded themselves into thinking they are being clever and creative.
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    I dunno, but "gimme some a that cream from your meat twinkie" is a line I plan to use a whole lot the coming week.

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    If someone said that to me when I was about to come, I might start laughing and lose it. OTOH, one of my most memorable sex sessions was when we were talking like rednecks to each other and going at it like hogs in a trough, while laughing insanely the whole time.

    God knows what the neighbors thought, those walls in that apt were paper thin, too.
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    That reads like a MadLibs session with a couple of twelve year old boys...

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    Oh you wouldnt BELIEVE some of the stuff porn people come up with!! NOt even MENTIONING porn titles which are HYSTERICAL( I google myself once in awhile and theres at least one where I say "I'm in WHAT????THAT'S what they named it???lololol)

    The descriptions on box covers,the blurbs in magazines...I did 3 magazine in one day..2 have come out so far and in one I have one teenage kid,in the other I have two. Busy day I guess that I can get knocked up TWICE...have the one grow into a teenager tehn pop out the other before the shoot was over!LOL

    Not to mention some of the "scripts". I cant count the number of times we've had to cut shooting for a minute because we were all laughing so hard nobody could continue until we collected ourselves!

    Porn is retarded...it just is. And those of us in the industry know that better then anyone!!

    I think the OP might just take the cake though...butter box?? Oh I HAVE to work that phrase into my next scene."OH yeah baby...fuck my butter box"

    Wonder if I can do it with a straight face. Funniest thing is..it will only be hysterical to you guys...nobody else will know WTF I'm doing!!!

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    LOL...CK we need to work out some secret SW gang sign. You can be all serious about him churning your butter box, but giving the secret sign at the edge of the frame or something. We'd all feel so special. (And dumb. Heh.)
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