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    Default Do European men usually wear banana hammock underwear?

    I had a lovely fling with a French man. He was short, balding, and kind of chubby, but he had a certain charm that rendered him irresistible. He was polite, seductive, had a beautiful voice and accent, and gave incredible cunnilingus. I almost cracked up laughing when he gasped, "I will come, I will come!" in the heat of the moment in his thick accent, but luckily, my mouth was too full of dick to laugh.

    When we went back to his hotel room, he seduced my panties off even though we hadn't known each other for 24 hours. He had great fashion sense, but I was shocked to unzip his trousers and find Speedo-style synthetic underwear in a crazy print. American men wear boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs. Do European men usually wear this stuff? I told a friend about it, and he said that he didn't know about the underwear, but he had a theory that they wear underwear so tacky that women can't stand to see them and therefore get them off faster.
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    Default Re: Do European men usually wear banana hammock underwear?

    Hahaha... no they don't.

    Actually most European men I know don't wear underwear at all. But neither do I.


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    Default Re: Do European men usually wear banana hammock underwear?

    ummmm... the bf wears boxers.




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    Default Re: Do European men usually wear banana hammock underwear?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Hahaha... no they don't.

    Actually most European men I know don't wear underwear at all. But neither do I.
    Don't things get chafy and drippy?
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    Default Re: Do European men usually wear banana hammock underwear?

    LOLZ I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Don't things get chafy and drippy?
    Well they don't tend to have hair either...


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    Default Re: Do European men usually wear banana hammock underwear?

    I've heard French guys wear speedos a lot! But I'm not sure whether that is actually true, having never been the trouser inspector over thar. That would be fun.
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    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Default Re: Do European men usually wear banana hammock underwear?

    Chafy & Drippy!!!!
    what kinda genitals have these issues? lol. I never wear underwear...too expensive to keep up with as far as laundry goes.
    Euro men...have some slightly different fashion tastes. Ive yet to see the speedo thing though. Although I hate to say it, it doesn't surprise me.
    Today I it was 90 degrees, I live in an all Euro area basically. Walking down the street at noon...euro guy..a sweater...bootcut jeans, fancy shoes..vodka and hot face. I'm just baffled sometimes.
    As long as he's good looking in it, fuck it.

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    Default Re: Do European men usually wear banana hammock underwear?

    I have waxed genitals, and the thought of no soft cloth between denim and my dewy genitalia make me cringe. I also don't want to leave snail trails.
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