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    Okay, so I'm really adventurous in bed. Meaning I'll try anything. However, I don't do very many positions in bed. I pretty much like doggy style and that's it. I'm afraid my bf is going to get bored or am afraid that he already has. What do you ladies do in bed that make you good fucks?? I need some suggestions!

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    Relax, I've seen your pictures since we are MySpace friends. Your boyfriend isn't going anywhere else, not if he's smart and heterosexual. By all means spice it up a bit, but I think worrying would be a waste of time and emotional energy for you, given your appearance and your apparent attitude.

    But whatever, let the advising begin, I bet people here will have plenty of fun ideas.
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    Blowjobs. Every guy likes 'em. If he can watch (lights on) even better.
    That's for him.

    You should explore what you like more. I'm sure doggy style isn't the only thing you like. I could list a ton of ideas but there's so many resources out there. Maybe make a list of things you'd want to try at least once. Erotic massage, in the mirror, in the shower/tub, bondage, toys. Whatever.
    That's for you.

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    suprise blowjobs. like if you guys are jsut sitting there watching tv just get on your knees and start blowing him.

    or you can try to do the whole dom/sub thingand tell him what to do and that you want to please him.

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    If you're talking about positions let him try others. Ask him if there's a new position he'd like to try. I agree with the sub.dom thing. SOOO much fun. Get a new toy that both of you can use. Try one of those vibrating eggs and let him use the remote. So much fun, esp. if you like anal..put it there instead while he's going down on you/fucking you.
    Get some flavored body butters/whips
    Suprise BJ's are always a good time, esp. if you look at them and smile every once in awhile as you're blowing him.
    Just a few ideas...have fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    suprise blowjobs. like if you guys are jsut sitting there watching tv just get on your knees and start blowing him.
    I did this when we were watching tv and he got a phone call, I decided he was on the phone for too long. Needless to say he was like um I have to let you go

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    What do you ladies do in bed that make you good fucks?? I need some suggestions!
    Well what are you comfortable with? Up for some DVDA? jk
    When the kid is asleep why not do it in the kitchen or shower? Dress up for him or make him blindfold you.

    Mini story: when I had a bf I would touch him in public outside his pants. Like "bump" into his cock with my hand and give a quick squeeze. By the time we got home we would be all hot and horny and just go at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by desavirsire View Post
    I did this when we were watching tv and he got a phone call, I decided he was on the phone for too long. Needless to say he was like um I have to let you go

    I've done that before..and THAT is fun!







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    Quote Originally Posted by desavirsire View Post
    I did this when we were watching tv and he got a phone call, I decided he was on the phone for too long. Needless to say he was like um I have to let you go

    My last ex had a PL RIL who would call and babble endlessly on the phone to her. I mean really insipid babbling, no listening for feedback to see if she was bored or even still alive on the other end. A couple times she let me listen to the guy for a bit, being careful to be very quiet and not laugh when he said something stupid (which was a lot).

    But best and funniest of all was when she decided to blow me while the guy was rambling on and on. She went at it, phone to her ear, stopping for a second to say 'Really?' or 'Uh-huh', and going right back to it. She could deep throat too. I was very impressed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    Well what are you comfortable with? Up for some DVDA? jk
    have you seen orgasmo..please say yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Ashley View Post
    have you seen orgasmo..please say yes.
    OMG Orgasmo was hilarious!!!!!!

    Back on topic......I don't have any concrete advice. I just got good at sex by practicing by myself....a lot. haha
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    Well if you really like doggie, why don't you start out on top for some surprise sex (or whatever other position), but then eventually make your way back to doggie.

    You know what I mean?? Jump on him, like attack the hell out of him like you simply can not resist him, start with some random position and finish with doggie. That way, it's starting off as adventurous sex, as in the opposite of routine sex.

    I'm sure you're fine and he's nowhere near bored, but it's never too early for stuff like that.






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    Have you gone to a bookstore/library and looked just up sex books? There are so many that have illustrations of positions. Seriously, it may seem corny but its worth the time.
    My personal favorite to throw out is when you put your legs over his shoulders while he's on top. I've even had sex with girls in this position (with me on top), I like it so much! Its weird but I've had guys say that not a lot of chicks are really flexible enough to get their legs over their head. Its really easy for strippers, I think because we do so much bending at the hips. But you get even more depth from penetration than doggy-style.
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    i learned by watching porn. lots of it. i'm not lying when i say i'm a local legend

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    Being naked, being interested, and participating in the results........ Well that would be fabulous. My friends and I had a code word for the boring girl in bed. Salmon. Seriously. Salmon smells like fish but just lays there no matter what you do.

    Don't be in a coma
    Don't answer your cell phone (even texts)
    Don't fall asleep

    Advice is welcome (harder)
    Requests are welcome (babe scoot up a bit more)
    Demands are welcome (squeeze my tits)
    Requests are welcome (lick my pussy with wide flat strokes, then roll my clit in a circle with the tip of your tongue)
    Commands are welcome (take me you bastard!)

    It is your orgasm please be a participant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Don't answer your cell phone (even texts)
    omg that is THE worst!! especially when you're with your SO and it's 4:00 AM and your ex is drunk texting you REPEATEDLY.....and your phone is across the house. There is no greater mood killer. ..... Not that I know from experience ....



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    Quoting Harrison Ford as Quinie in Six Days and Seven Nights , "You know how a girl gets a guy interested? She shows up. We're guys, we're easy. Of course, for that you can't charge six bucks an issue."

    So I sorta doubt if your guy is getting bored and disinterested.

    But...I always liked to have her on top facing away so I could watch it slide in and out. And I enjoyed having her bent over in front of a mirror so I could watch her boobies move in a wave from each stroke, and so I could see her face. And I liked to see how many times I could make her cum before I put it in, and how many ways we could do it after I put it in.

    But to find out specifically what is good for the two of you, get a copy of the Kama Sutra and a copy of The Joy of Sex. Read it together in the nude, and bookmark all the things you want to try. Then try them. Or, if you find one that excites you both, quit reading and try it right then.

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    Try new things. Double penetration, anal, 69, different variations of rear penetration, lingerie, body oils, porn, etc. Try new places, too - on top of the dryer, in the shower, over the kitchen counter, etc.

    And yes, blow your man as much as you can - it works wonders in spicing up the sex department.

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    Have you tried reverse cowgirl? Thats fun if you like doggy style, like ahem, I do. Or instead of him fucking you when youre in the doggy position, move your hips up and down and do him.

    That said, you've been with your man what four years now? Obviously the sex ain't borin or you would know it by now!!
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    ^ great advice!!! i love being in charge while in the doggy position.

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    Stop fucking him all of a sudden and suck his dick for a bit then go back to fucking. Let him finger your ass while he is fucking you. Grab his balls while he is fucking you.
    There are some really great positions apart from doggy, u should ask him what positions he likes and try some.
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    I think great sex has more to do with enthusiasm than positions. (Although I really wouldn't stick with just one position.) Take charge. Tell him what you want. Rub his shoulders. Lightly scratch your nails down his chest. Lick him all over. Touch yourself while he watches. Let him know how turned on YOU are.

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    Wow! See I knew my fellow SW'ers would have great advice I got a lil worked up just reading some of your responses Well I have alot of naughty things to throw out there. My bf is going to wonder where all this new stuff is coming from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    Quoting Harrison Ford as Quinie in Six Days and Seven Nights , "You know how a girl gets a guy interested? She shows up. We're guys, we're easy. Of course, for that you can't charge six bucks an issue."
    Awesome someone quoted a Harrison Ford movie, I love him. I agree w/ reading some sex books. I've done that & it's helped me.

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