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    Default Hillbillies are moving in next door!

    Okay, I live in a nice upper middle class neighborhood with houses ranging from $300K-$500K. The house right next to mine is smallish but in excellent condition with an immaculate yard. I just went to Zillow.com and the house sold for $335K.

    The people moving in pulled up in a 30+ year old pickup. The trailer that they had all their crap loaded into looks homemade. And they are dressed like they are homeless. OMG! I wish I could sneak a photo, but they are literally 15 feet away from my house. It would be too obvious what I was doing.

    There's this old guy that looks like Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard, but he only has one eye (and no, he isn't wearing a patch) and a young-ish guy (probably 30's) with a mullet and denim overalls and no shirt. The woman looks cracked out, but at least her clothes are in decent condition.

    I know the house was sold and not inherited. I know the previous owners. They were awesome. Oh, well. Maybe these guys will be awesome, too. They just look all hill billie and scary.


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    Hillbillies KNOW how to have a good time! Get on their good side...dude they probably have some good shit, for a good time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by got2havespunk View Post
    Hillbillies KNOW how to have a good time! Get on their good side...dude they probably have some good shit, for a good time.
    less we forget Disney's 'Hillbilly Jamborie!'

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    Default Re: Hillbillies are moving in next door!

    maybe they struck black gold. y'know, texas tea.

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    They'll probably have some pretty decent moon shine!

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    Arrrggggg! I wanna sneak a pic so bad! It's not often a that one sees a real live stereo type. hehehe


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    I say make friends if just for the awesome barbeques... omfg I really want barbequed everything right now. Chicken, pig, cow, goat, venison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by indianprincess View Post
    I say make friends if just for the awesome barbeques... omfg I really want barbequed everything right now. Chicken, pig, cow, goat, venison.

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    ^Don't knock it CK. It's really good in hash.

    That said, I keep thinking of lucky from king of the hill.

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    *waits patiently for pics*

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    Yeah, Paris, you're really going to have to snap a shot for us. Enquirering strippers want to know
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    Maybe they inherited some money? Most of the hillbilies that I was raised around could never afford a $300K+ house.

    Good news is hillbilies WILL shoot anyone suspicious they see around their or their neighbors properties...... I wouldn't be roaming around the yard late at night.

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    This thread is worthless without pics!

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    Nice.



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    Dude sneak the photo for us!!


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    Didja look out back Jethro, these city folks have theyselfs a ceeement pond.

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    So you're my new neighbor. Hot-diggity! Since I took a bath last week I feel clean enough to drop by soon. Oh! and by the way, you know of any treatment for armpit fleas? *hugging* Just look at that little critter scampering up your arm.

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    Default Re: Hillbillies are moving in next door!

    Is it possible that the new owners rented the place out?

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    Hmmmm.. I want pics too! How odd, I'm sitting here trying to think of how they could afford that place. I'd say make friends, they may be the best neighbors ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    They'll probably have some pretty decent moon shine!
    Yes! I used to board my horse at a mom and pop backyard barn and at the parties, we'd always sneak into the "Drinkin' Shed" to get a crack at that White Lightening! (and the excellent shed-grown bud!)

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    I really wanna see pics!!!!

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