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    Ever look through the "everything else" section in weird stuff on ebay?
    Seriously...bizzare..just a few..

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Circumcision-New...QQcmdZViewItem

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Satan-in-Chicken...QQcmdZViewItem the description of this is PRICELESS!!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/DORITOS-Nacho-Ch...QQcmdZViewItem
    I dont think this counts as recycling!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Be-hated-by-JoJo...QQcmdZViewItem


    ADD ON...I WILL!!

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    LOL I love those sections of ebay.

    A few years ago, I remember they were selling "Ghost poop" ??

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    Maybe I could buy the chicken nugget and ship it to JoJo the Retard Cat. That could be interesting.

    Then she'd have a good reason to be evil....

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    Default Re: wierd shit on ebay

    there are a few sites dedicated to weird shit on ebay. i can't remember them now, but they are en tertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Default Re: wierd shit on ebay

    I remember seeing years ago Brittany Spears fart. The seller said he was walking behind her with a glass jar and she farted and he captured it LOL.
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    I bid on the cat.

    Edit: LMAO I won... I sent this message:

    Hello!

    I know you said you only ship the hatred of your cat to the US but I was really hoping you wouldn't mind it coming to Australia. I am willing to pay 50% more than the suggested shipping price for the item to travel further.

    As requested - my name is Lizzie and I'm a 22 year old female from Australia. I am small framed, brunette and wear glasses.

    I really hope you can get this cat to hate me! THANKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I bid on the cat.

    Edit: LMAO I won... I sent this message:

    Hello!

    I know you said you only ship the hatred of your cat to the US but I was really hoping you wouldn't mind it coming to Australia. I am willing to pay 50% more than the suggested shipping price for the item to travel further.

    As requested - my name is Lizzie and I'm a 22 year old female from Australia. I am small framed, brunette and wear glasses.

    I really hope you can get this cat to hate me! THANKS!
    LMAO hahahah u r too fucking funny. Priceless!!
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    Lysondra..you rock!! Thats too funny!!

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    Should I post the video here when he sends me the hatred of his cat?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Should I post the video here when he sends me the hatred of his cat?
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    haha will u sleep better knowing u are hated by this cat? hehe
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    LYSONDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Post the vid!!!!!!!
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    I can't yet! I haven't gotten it! I just won the auction!

    Anyway, people should post more weird shit on ebay. I don't wanna highjack this thread with the fact I bid and won one!!

    Here, I'll contribute:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/BLACK-TOILET-TIS...3286.m14.l1308 black toilet paper and... a nurse? wtf does this has to do with absinthe?!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Giant-Baseball-B...3286.m14.l1308 12 foot long baseball bat

    http://cgi.ebay.com/DEMEROL-VILE-EAR...3286.m14.l1308 Demerol Earrings


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    If anyone is going to give me cash, please NOT shredded. lol
    http://cgi.ebay.com/100-CASH-REAL-MO...QQcmdZViewItem


    THIS KILLS ME!!!!!!!!!!
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Buy-Me-Some-Teet...QQcmdZViewItem


    OMG what the fuck!!! Look at the price!!!!
    http://cgi.ebay.com/FoRtUnE-cooKiE-u...QQcmdZViewItem

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    [quote=Lexi;1624493]

    THIS KILLS ME!!!!!!!!!!
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Buy-Me-Some-Teet...QQcmdZViewItem

    He posted his address and phone number and all?? Is he INSANE???

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    Oh real quick... everyone look at evil retard cat boy's feedback!!


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    LOL! He has a smart ass reply for each one! How did his score get so low? 80% and he only has 2 neutrals? Or am I just confused?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLioness View Post
    LOL! He has a smart ass reply for each one! How did his score get so low? 80% and he only has 2 neutrals? Or am I just confused?
    yeah that didnt make sense to me either.

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    Its explained when you click on "How is Feedback Percentage Calculated"

    Positives
    Positives + Neutrals + Negatives

    4
    4+1

    = 80%

    I think its a dumb way to calculate but whatever...

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    Lysondra, congratulations. I see you actually had competition. What would you do without JoJo's contempt?

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    The 80% positive is based on all 82 of his transactions. The little summary box is only recent sales, like maybe the past year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Oh real quick... everyone look at evil retard cat boy's feedback!!
    whoa. be careful babe i think being hated by that cat has sent him loopy hehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post

    THIS KILLS ME!!!!!!!!!!
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Buy-Me-Some-Teet...QQcmdZViewItem

    He posted his address and phone number and all?? Is he INSANE???
    I saw that!!!! Crazy guy!

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    ^^
    the teeth guy has quantity - 100 available hehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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