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    Default Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In

    According to investment experts, now that the option of making millions of dollars in a short time with imaginary profits from bad real-estate deals has disappeared, the need for another spontaneous make-believe source of wealth has never been more urgent.

    "Every American family deserves a false sense of security," said Chris Reppto, a risk analyst for Citigroup in New York. "Once we have a bubble to provide a fragile foundation, we can begin building pyramid scheme on top of pyramid scheme, and before we know it, the financial situation will return to normal."
    http://www.theonion.com/content/news...nation_demands
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    Default Re: Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In

    I read that article today! I fucking LOVE the Onion!! Did you see the article about Mark Cuban buying sports???

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news...an_buys_sports






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    Default Re: Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In

    nothing like some good old uncomfortably-close-to-reality satire
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