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    Default Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    Men - why, oh why, oh why, do you order the shrimp & steak special at the strip club, and then proceed to breathe on us and talk to us closely? You do realize we are sitting in your lap and are only about 6"-24" away from your mouth, right?

    Or for that matter, ANY food at the strip club.

    Fine, come in for lunch, or for dinner.

    NO, those mints they have at the door and in the mens bathroom DON'T cover up your $5.99 steak special breath or $10.99 Caesar salad. Yes, sometimes gum HELPS.

    Am I the only person in the world that still carries a toot brush for after dinner (or breakfast, lunch, snack)? Travel toothrbush & toothpaste = $5, MAX, complete with carrying case. Seriously, people.

    Would you want a stripper to sit in your lap and close-talk to you with A1 sauce steak breath? Or whiskey & shrimp breath?

    Sure, I know, I know, YOU aren't getting paid, SHE is. But still, common courtesy.

    So what gives - do you guys not even think about this?

    I'm fucking SOOOO grossed out when guys come in for the customer appreciation party or buffet and eat buffalo wings, then want to kiss on my neck immediately afterwards, or even just to talk to me in semi-close proximity. HELLO, YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING CARCASS OF THE WORLDS LEAST EXPENSIVE COMMERCIALLY AVAILABLE MEAT!


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    Default Re: Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    Maybe I'll just invest in some Sam's Club toothbrushes and give them out to anyone who goes to VIP with me. I'll make a little "welcome to VIP" basket: tootbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, shower, credit card machine...

    j/k!

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    Default Re: Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    Kissing a dancer's neck after eating Buffalo wings? Sounds like fun.

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    nothing is worse then cigar or coffee breath.

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    mmmmm carcass breath

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    Default Re: Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    I carry gum in my purse and distrubute it liberally. I'm a fanatic about breath ( I carry a travel toothbrush ) , but sometimes people just don't think of these things. Just give them some gum . It would be nice if they carried the travel toothbrush too though ...

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    Listerine strips are a PL's best friend.

    FWIW, with certain dancers we get as good as we give.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maddie View Post
    Men - why, oh why, oh why, do you order the shrimp & steak special at the strip club, and then proceed to breathe on us and talk to us closely? You do realize we are sitting in your lap and are only about 6"-24" away from your mouth, right?
    ...
    I'm fucking SOOOO grossed out when guys come in for the customer appreciation party or buffet and eat buffalo wings, then want to kiss on my neck immediately afterwards, or even just to talk to me in semi-close proximity. HELLO, YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING CARCASS OF THE WORLDS LEAST EXPENSIVE COMMERCIALLY AVAILABLE MEAT!


    I understand what you are saying. Getting close to a customer who has a bad breath from eating a hearty meal, greasy lips, or sticky hands would be pretty disgusting. That’s why I wash up, and use mouthwash after dinner, before accepting any LDs.

    Perhaps I am an atypical customer. I work the whole day, from 9 am usually till 9 or 10 pm. Sometime on the way home I stop for a bite to eat. And now, sometimes, I stop by a SC, get food and get a couple of lap dances. I get my evening entertainment and a meal at the same time.

    I would not go to a strip club if it did not serve food. Call me weird, but I just don’t time to hang around clubs. Get in, get a drink, order a steak or lamb, get a couple of LDs before the food comes, eat, wash up, get a couple of LDs instead of a dessert, and get out. I gotta get to bed by a reasonable hour, or I am a wreck the next day. I am planning on stopping by a SC every two weeks or so, and 60 to 90 minutes is not going to kill me

    As a matter of fact, the food is so good at this particular SC, the prices are so reasonable (unlike drinks), that I would go there even if there would be devoid of girls. Where else can you find New York Strip or Crab Wellington served on fine china at 11:00 pm?

    Yes, now that I am over 40, food is more important then it was when I was 20. Never thought I say that .

    BTW, kissing is OK in your club? I thought that kissing is pretty much verboten everywhere.

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    Default Re: Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    I'm sure LOTS goes on in the club that isn't ok, but I'm okay with letting a fellow kiss my hand or cheek. Sometimes they get in and get an ear or neck when I don't expect it.

    I should admit here that another reason this whole "eating and not brushing teeth" thing is especially appalling to me is because I'm a vegetarian, and pretty much vegan. I sort of suck it up and don't say anything while the customer is eating his rare steak and/or smoking a cigarette, because, hey, he's here for HIMSELF and he's PAYING. But the reality is that I cannot stand the smell of smoke or dead animals, especially AFTER they've been finished... it completely exacerbates the smell!

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    Listerine strips are a PL's best friend.
    Agreed.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    Agreed.
    hell yeah!


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    Default Re: Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Listerine strips are a PL's best friend.
    Agreed.
    +3

    The only time I ever get food in a club is if it's one of those stages only clubs without opportunity (or very little opportunity) for private dances. On the other hand, if I intend on getting dances, I refrain from ordering food completely. For that matter, I'll stay away from beer and sugary mix drinks as well as those can be culprits for funky mouth as well.


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    Default Re: Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    Yea keeping a tooth brush and floss available is cheap, and it seems like common sense to me, but one thing...

    Us guys don't carry purses. So...

    But still for me I prefer eating at restaurants, brushing my teeth in my room or wherever, the going to the club.

    Still, I can understand the draw of food and strippers in one place. A little slice of heaven on earth



    p.s. okay maybe "heaven" wasn't the best word, but still I really can see why a guy would like this combo. Suggestions ... tooth brushes, floss, etc., in the men's room?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    Suggestions ... tooth brushes, floss, etc., in the men's room?
    Come on. You, I and every other guy here knows there's a large proportion of dudes who don't even wash their hands after going numero uno. Tooth brushes and floss in the men's room? Seriously!
    Last edited by Bob_Loblaw; 07-17-2008 at 07:30 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maddie View Post
    But the reality is that I cannot stand the smell of smoke or dead animals
    Yikes. So I take it you don't own a grill.

    I admit that I occasionally will get a side of fries or mozzarella sticks (never a full meal), but that's rare, and I don't think it gives me stank breath. I bring mints and I use whatever the bathroom attendant has as well. Then again, I also smoke a cigar or two whenever I go as well. I'm not giving up my cigars. Smoking a cigar at a strip club is the American way, dammit. But since most guys drink while they're at the club also, why wasn't alcohol breath on your list of nasal nightmares?

    I wash my hands in the bathroom and I use mints, but I'm not bringing a toothbrush to the strip club.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    Come on. You, I and every other guy here knows there's a large proportion of dudes who don't even wash their hands after going numero uno. Tooth brushes and floss in the men's room? Seriously!
    Damn... You are correct. Point conceded.

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    Well I'd probably get a good mention in your rant. Just last night a dancer brought us some very spicy pad thai to munch on. And sometimes we break out the kimchi!

    I usually keep a big stock of gum and mints and stuff for damage control. I don't think I'd be comfortable breaking out the toothbrush in that cramped men's room with the bathroom troll there and everything.

    -afx

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    haha this reminds me of when i fucked this guy after he ate macca's.... worst. sex. ever.

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    Default Re: Dinner at the strip clubs - a rant!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    Us guys don't carry purses. So...
    Think of the new thread opportunity: "Overheard in Lapdance Central..."
    "Is that a toothbrush in your pocket?"

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