Men - why, oh why, oh why, do you order the shrimp & steak special at the strip club, and then proceed to breathe on us and talk to us closely? You do realize we are sitting in your lap and are only about 6"-24" away from your mouth, right?
Or for that matter, ANY food at the strip club.
Fine, come in for lunch, or for dinner.
NO, those mints they have at the door and in the mens bathroom DON'T cover up your $5.99 steak special breath or $10.99 Caesar salad. Yes, sometimes gum HELPS.
Am I the only person in the world that still carries a toot brush for after dinner (or breakfast, lunch, snack)? Travel toothrbush & toothpaste = $5, MAX, complete with carrying case. Seriously, people.
Would you want a stripper to sit in your lap and close-talk to you with A1 sauce steak breath? Or whiskey & shrimp breath?
Sure, I know, I know, YOU aren't getting paid, SHE is. But still, common courtesy.
So what gives - do you guys not even think about this?
I'm fucking SOOOO grossed out when guys come in for the customer appreciation party or buffet and eat buffalo wings, then want to kiss on my neck immediately afterwards, or even just to talk to me in semi-close proximity. HELLO, YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING CARCASS OF THE WORLDS LEAST EXPENSIVE COMMERCIALLY AVAILABLE MEAT!
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Tooth brushes and floss in the men's room? Seriously!

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