Mouth breathers.
People who throw cigarettes on the ground - 2 feet from a trashcan.
Idiots who drive too slow.
Maniacs who drive too fast.
Morons with shopping carts - do they drive like that??
CLOWNS
Lack of Cell Phone etiquette
Doofuses who wear their pants too low.
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Mouth breathers.


People that talk excessively about "energy" in a hippie way.




#1 pet peeve just happened not 5 minutes ago.
People who barge into another persons office while they are with someone else and start talking over them as if they weren't even there OR when you're on the phone and they hang around in your office and wait for you to end your call while all the while listening to the conversation. One day, I just might kill someone.




I have a lot...
People who bump into me and don't say excuse me are pretty high on the list.
People who feel the need to text no matter where thet are. It's like... hey...why don't you pry your fingers from your phone and enjoy the view for once.
Parent's who let their kids do whatever the hell they want drive me up the wall.
Dog owner's who let their dog ride in the back of trucks. I saw a dog get killed this way so it ticks me off every time I see it.
Theres more...but I figure that is enough for now LOL!
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Another one, most anything my husband does.




People asking me to F'ing smile, especially when I already am in my lopsided sort of way.





Waiters who bother me the entire meal just because I am alone and reading and then get huffy because you don't want to chat. I LIKE to eat alone, guy, and I don't want to tell you about my book.
Pretty much anyone who sits next to me on a train/bus/subway and begins to hum, sing or pick their teeth.
(generally) Old people with huge land yachts who can't maintain 40 mph but slow down at every green light or street sign.
Mouthbreathers freak me out, too, SS! Used to have a lot of those at the bookstore. *shudder*



1. People that can't walk straight. The number of times I have been out jogging on my way to the park and someone walking in front of me as I'm jogging past turns on a right angle to look at something - and I bump into them.
I have knocked over several people accidentally like that. And they all seem to think it was my fault...
The worst are really old ladies that see me coming and refuse to move an inch on the pavement. They seem to have spent so many years bossing their hubbies about that they think they are invincible. Guess what? I'm 6ft 2 and 200 lbs - and running. Guess who will come off worse?
Guys move. They have played contact sports at school with people like me and they know!!
2. Dog owners that cannot control a dog. I am scared witless by virtually every dog alive. I can't help it. I just am. So many dog owners will let their dog jump all over other people and say something like, "He's harmless - it's ok."
Guess what? It isn't ok. I'm terrified. Bloody terrified. If I dumped a rattlesnake in your lap and said, "No biggie - he likes people." Would that be ok?
- Thanks for suggesting this. It was quite cathartic in an odd kind of way.
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