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    Default Ha Ha Ha Stripperfail

    **"Shit happens but don't worry its usually to me"**

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    I think this vid was posted earlier somewhere...
    i used to dream militant dreams / of taking over america / to show these white folks how it should be done
    i used to dream radical dreams / of blowing everyone away / with my perceptive powers of correct analysis
    i even used to think / id be the one to stop the riot and negotiate the peace / then i awoke and dug
    that if i dreamed natural dreams / of being a natural woman
    doing what a woman does / when shes natural
    i would have a revolution

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    Shit!

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    The comments piss me of... a lot of 'she deserved it because she was a slut' going on. grr.


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    I know it's fucked up to laugh but I couldn't help it! I choked on my food though.


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    Damn, that looked like it hurt!
    Hope her M-plants didnt explode.. I feel bad for her

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    she did live on so thats the important thing. *nods head*
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    Oops! Well, the up side is that she made a lot of people smile (& gasp)

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    you jus knows whats comin when she starts pullin on that towel, ouch hope shes okies

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    I thought she was dead the first time I saw it! Old wooden closets can be so heavy... Jeebus!!

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    I was praying that wasn't going to happen once I saw the cabinets wobble.

    and she's obviously a belly dancer not a stripper. I'd totally love to watch her
    act (I'm not sure if she's a new belly dancer [doubtful] or practicing some new
    moves to a new song.)

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    I thought the doorknob was going to pop off and she'd fall. Not the whole thing.. O_O


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    Ouch!!

    BTW: where has this stupid new catch phrase FAIL come from?
    I hate catch phrases and try to avoid using them coz I dont want to sound like a 14 yo. This FAIL is particularly annoying.
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    I posted this video before. Its hilarious!

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    Ouch... that is one video I would have deleted immediately!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Watching that hurt.

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    It looked like she wanted to drop it on herself, She just stayed there hanging on it forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post

    BTW: where has this stupid new catch phrase FAIL come from?
    I hate catch phrases and try to avoid using them coz I dont want to sound like a 14 yo. This FAIL is particularly annoying.
    It came from the interwebz

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    i though i saw this on a tv commercial?
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    Default Re: Ha Ha Ha Stripperfail

    And the moral of the story is:

    Shake your ass but WATCH YO'SELF!
    "SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit." -- Jay Zeno (mod)

    "Show me a hot chick and I'll show you someone who's tired of fucking her."






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    Where's the stripper? That was bellydancing.

    I hope she's okay!

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    Default Re: Ha Ha Ha Stripperfail

    ^^^

    exactly my thoughts! Did you hear her be liked, "Umm, somebody!!!" after that fell over?
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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