So, I'm in the club chatting away with a few guys when one pipes up and says
Him "you know simon"
Me "who?"
him "simon big guy, dumb, keeps going on about some girl that had sex on a grave"
Me "...That was me "
him "That was you!! omg is it true that you can't get off without it!!.
me "No"
i had to set the story straight i am not some uber goth and it was a one off thing
so apparently i'm talked about, and with all the crazy places i've had sex (while driving in a cave surrounded by glow worms on a train on a ferry on top of mt cootha lookout not to mention the threesomes i've had) the fucking grave is the one they remember.
note: So i don't get flamed with 'that's disrespectful' it wasn't my idea, the guy i was with looked at the grave stones, said "they belonged to a mens club they'd understand" and lifted me up, then we went up to the look out after to continue.
Scarlette



Reply With Quote
lol


Bookmarks