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    What is wrong with these dumbasses that try to get out of paying for their lapdances??

    This guy I danced for tonight owed me $210. He gave me $200...no biggie right? I told him that he owed me a little more...he as like "No, I feel like giving you $200 even. I don't want to break a $20"

    What...The....Fuck.... ??

    Not that I care so much about the $10, but it's the principle dammit! I had to pry your grabby little hands off my ass and tell you to stop touching my boobs for 20 minutes. You owe me what you owe me!

    Now, I have had worse, when drunk guys don't have the money or can't get their credit cards to work....but this, ohhhhh not paying me because you just don't feel like it? Wow.

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    Oh damn I Hate this. Yes, that's right, hate with a capital 'H.' But it really ticks me off when they are obviously enjoying their dance and at the end claim they hated it and because they didnt like it they arent going to pay even though they DO have money. Fuckin cheapass theives. Sometimes I wish customers had to wear nametags - first and last. Then you could report these asshats to the po po and watch their life crumble in court over a theft of services charge brought against them by a stripper muhaha!

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    Did you get that $10 out of his ass...I've never had a customer tell me he didn't feel like paying or wouldn't pay for that matter. That's bs.







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    I had a man last night look at me like i was crazy when the dance was over when it was time for him to pay. We stood there for like 5 minutes as I explained how the process worked.... He had been getting dances all night though, So why act dumb with me? I think it's just the male brain.. It just doesnt process shit properly!!

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    Yeah ..I've had guys say "I thought it was free" or "I thought you just WANTED to dance for me"...yeah NO. Unfortunately it isnt the norm to get money up front here and most guys would be insulted if you asked for it so...

    The best one I got was this guy who got multiple dances then said "I thought is was $20 til I came" (he didnt BTW that I know of anyway...). He seriously ARGUED this with me until I told him to ask the bouncer. The bouncer about fell on the floor laughing at the guy....then made him pay me.

    Though many clubs wont help get your money for you. Which sucks...

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    I hate "principle" things. If you go to the manager over 10 bucks when you get 200 you look nitpicky but if you don't he gets away with it.

    I've had this lesbian come in and refused to pay me my 20 because she doesn't have a penis. I told her that I'm going to the manager and she played tough like "fine. you do that" and I did and she pulled that 20 out of her ass (or where ever) so fast apologizing. WTF. I had even told her that I'm getting my money either way, so you might as well just give it too me now before I get others involved. Did she think I was bluffing??? What an idiot.

    I've actually danced for her after that with no problems. I think she feeds on new girls thinking we won't go to management. Lame. Even if a new girl didn't know don't you think she would go into the DR and complain and the girls be like "awwww helllll no! go tell the manager right now!". Strange.

    So did you get the "extra" 10$?

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    Oh jeez. I had that asshat last weekend. He was tipping me pretty well on one of the satellite stages and asked me to come get him when I got done. So I did. He bought a skybox dance--$55. Hands me $50 in club money (argh already, but whatever) and two $2 bills. I told him he owed me another dollar, and the douchebag, who has at least one more $10 club bill, argues with me, refusing to give me my dollar. It took ten minutes and the floor manager, who likes me and found the situation highly amusing, along with the club money hostess to get the last dollar out of him.

    Yes, motherfucker, we deserve all of the money of the dance. You don't go into the store and argue that the $5 item should only be $4 for you.

    Have you noticed that it's the dudes who also think they're supposed to get extras for the price? Ugh...

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    Oh damn..thats some bull right there. But I think I've gone through worse. I remember giving this guy (who was a straight loser ass by the way) a dance and he claimed that he thought he had $20 on him but only had $10. I looked at him and told him that I was going away until I got the other half of what he owed me. So he pulls out a card (which I'm thinking is a debit card and that he will go to the ATM) NOPE!!! He takes the card and does his best imitation of Nelly from the Tip Drill video.

    This bastard actually took his card and slid it down my ass like he was swiping the card. I felt so disrespected that I wanted to cry.

    So I left his rude ass sitting there, walked my ass back to the owner's office and told him what happened, dragged the owner out, and pointed the lame ass bastard out. The owner went to talk to the guy and about 5 min later, the guy came walking up to me looking really embarrassed but pissed at the same time, apologized, gave me what was owed plus an xtra $20 for being a dickhead. That was officially the day that I told myself that my time as a stripper was up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissNicole21 View Post
    Oh damn..thats some bull right there. But I think I've gone through worse. I remember giving this guy (who was a straight loser ass by the way) a dance and he claimed that he thought he had $20 on him but only had $10. I looked at him and told him that I was going away until I got the other half of what he owed me. So he pulls out a card (which I'm thinking is a debit card and that he will go to the ATM) NOPE!!! He takes the card and does his best imitation of Nelly from the Tip Drill video.

    This bastard actually took his card and slid it down my ass like he was swiping the card. I felt so disrespected that I wanted to cry.

    So I left his rude ass sitting there, walked my ass back to the owner's office and told him what happened, dragged the owner out, and pointed the lame ass bastard out. The owner went to talk to the guy and about 5 min later, the guy came walking up to me looking really embarrassed but pissed at the same time, apologized, gave me what was owed plus an xtra $20 for being a dickhead. That was officially the day that I told myself that my time as a stripper was up.
    OMG, that's AWFUL!! You poor thing. What a piece of shit scumbag. If someone did that to me I would go postal on their ass. Ugh.

    I gave three dances once to a dude and when it was time to pay up he grumbled the whole time. He went on about what a sucker he was and he couldn't believe he had to pay $75 and he didn't even get off. Motherfucker, this is my JOB, how are you a SUCKER for paying me to do my job?! Like I swindled the money out of him or something.

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    Default Re: Assface customers who don't want to pay....

    What's wrong with club money? Some of these places you can only get club money; so what else would you get paid with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissNicole21 View Post
    Oh damn..thats some bull right there. But I think I've gone through worse. I remember giving this guy (who was a straight loser ass by the way) a dance and he claimed that he thought he had $20 on him but only had $10. I looked at him and told him that I was going away until I got the other half of what he owed me. So he pulls out a card (which I'm thinking is a debit card and that he will go to the ATM) NOPE!!! He takes the card and does his best imitation of Nelly from the Tip Drill video.

    This bastard actually took his card and slid it down my ass like he was swiping the card. I felt so disrespected that I wanted to cry.
    Hopefully it won't, but if that ever happens again, whip around really fast before he has time to react, and grab the card. "Oh, OK, thanks! We'll just go on over to the ATM with this and you can take out the money you owe me." He can have it back when he pays what he owes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spent View Post
    What's wrong with club money? Some of these places you can only get club money; so what else would you get paid with?
    Theres nothing wrong with it...who said there was? Except for the fact that many clubs charge you to cash it in,so you get less when its club money the you do if he pays in cash.

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    I get the ones who try to pretend they dont speak english, when they asked for the dance in english. I'll go grab one of the hispanic chicks to go off on thier ass and split the tip they make the guy fork over
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    Quote Originally Posted by BabyGirlKylie View Post
    What is wrong with these dumbasses that try to get out of paying for their lapdances??

    This guy I danced for tonight owed me $210. He gave me $200...no biggie right? I told him that he owed me a little more...he as like "No, I feel like giving you $200 even. I don't want to break a $20"

    What...The....Fuck.... ??

    Not that I care so much about the $10, but it's the principle dammit! I had to pry your grabby little hands off my ass and tell you to stop touching my boobs for 20 minutes. You owe me what you owe me!

    Now, I have had worse, when drunk guys don't have the money or can't get their credit cards to work....but this, ohhhhh not paying me because you just don't feel like it? Wow.

    As long as they have the money, they have the power! They know that they can get you to do what they want, for whatever amount they feel like it. You may only do $20 lapdances, but if you REALLY need $20, some guy offers you $20 for 3....
    Ultimately, my point is SEX [sexiness, sexuality, sensuality, sexy legs, sexy ass, sexy dancing] can get you MONEY, but it isn't POWER. Once, you get the MONEY, be SMART about what you do with it!

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    I know...that's what I should've done but I honestly thought that he was gonna go to the ATM and by the time he did it I was too shocked and almost in tears. I felt so violated. And I was a first timer at that. It was my 2nd night working. So from then on, I decided to dance at no contact clubs.

    After that situation, I've been much more stern with guys and have actually been called a bitch because of it. But oh well. It suites me well.

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    that's a tricky situation. I'd probably just let it go, but I would berate him if I didn't care about ever getting anymore of his money.

    SC employees aren't very sympathetic to girls who make almost of a large amount. I had a guy walk out on me after paying $500 of $600 he owed me and I was bitching and cursing at him...and nobody did anything. He actually thought he was tipping me! The club closes at 2:00, but we stayed 1:00 til 2:30 ($200 per half hour), so he claimed he thought that last half hour was free since we were "closed."

    If he wasn't so handy with me during that time, I would have let it go, but I felt I deserved every penny.

    So yeah, I've been there.

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    Yeah, guys have a habit of thinking that they are doing us a favour by paying us, and not just paying.
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    Fortunately I haven't had this problem. I have had lately a rash of guys trying to get a two for one.

    It's this mindset -- they want some kind of a discount. So I offer them (as many dances as I think I can get from them) for (some small amount off the total phrased in a way that sounds good) and then I have a guaranteed multi-dance buyer because somewhere in their head they're thinking "cool! I get a discount." And I know that mindset, because I get taken in by the same trick when buying makeup.
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaosfairy View Post
    Fortunately I haven't had this problem. I have had lately a rash of guys trying to get a two for one.

    It's this mindset -- they want some kind of a discount. So I offer them (as many dances as I think I can get from them) for (some small amount off the total phrased in a way that sounds good) and then I have a guaranteed multi-dance buyer because somewhere in their head they're thinking "cool! I get a discount." And I know that mindset, because I get taken in by the same trick when buying makeup.
    that's different because it's negotiated before you do the dances. The OP is describing a scenario where he refused to pay the full amount he knew he owed AFTER doing the dances.

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    Yeah, I know. The bargaining thing was mentioned upthread though.
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Once I had a guy who claimed that he grew up around clubs because his father owned a bunch. He bought one dance and when I asked him if he wanted another, he said,

    "No, but I will pay you for that one." In this really benevolent voice like he was being such a great guy, then he handed me a ten, which is half the price of a dance at my club, and said, "I bet most guys only tip $5." It took me awhile to figure out what he meant but he actually thought the customer could decide how much money the dance was worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittytheflamingo View Post
    I get the ones who try to pretend they dont speak english, when they asked for the dance in english.
    I love it when guys do that. They think they'll get away with it b/c I'm obviously not Latina, but little do they know that a few months ago, I gave one of the cooks a few lapdances in exchange for him teaching me a slew of useful SC phrases en espanol.

    It's great watching them shit their pants when they try the "no hablo ingles" and I tell them how much they owe me in Spanish.
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    ^^^ I do the same with Europeans. Unfortunately, I'm now being stalked by a couple of Belgian dudes, but I got a sweet German regular!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDanielle View Post
    Once I had a guy who claimed that he grew up around clubs because his father owned a bunch.
    What does that even mean? I mean, around hereabouts the clubowners can't bring their kids to work - even when it isn't operational - until they are 18. He grew up around stripclubs - like sitting on his pappy's knee watching the lapdances go on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    What does that even mean? I mean, around hereabouts the clubowners can't bring their kids to work - even when it isn't operational - until they are 18. He grew up around stripclubs - like sitting on his pappy's knee watching the lapdances go on?
    My guess would be he grew up with dad complaining all the time about druggie girls who stole money and made his life miserable.And how he could find a million just like her ..she int anything special..blah blah blah....

    I mean..if the guy i using this excuse to not pay for dances or whatnot,his dad was obviously not the "my club is a family and my girls are the BEST" kind of owner.

    I had one guy explain that he doesnt pay for dances because he knows that game because his dad owned one. I told him his dad must have been the kind of power hungry perv that make all the good girls leave until all hes left with are crackwhores...if THIS is the lesson he taught him.

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