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    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.



    2. Never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)



    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.



    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.



    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.



    6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.



    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @..%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.



    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "…because i can."



    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.



    10. Play with her hair. play with it HARD.



    11. Warm her up when shes cold…and not by giving her your jacket… then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.



    12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.



    13. Make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny.



    14. And don't forget to send her cards like this one:

    Conducting myself in a terribly sexy fashion on and

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    I can't even pick a favorite and i think this is the first time ever Sprite has travelled thru my nose.

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    Default Re: For the Men in Your Lives - How to Win Over Any Woman

    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    I can't even pick a favorite and i think this is the first time ever Sprite has travelled thru my nose.
    OMG that's awesome!!! I long-distance made you squirt (through your nose). I'm high-fiving myself as we speak
    Conducting myself in a terribly sexy fashion on and

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I just read that to my 18 year old son and I thought he was gonna choke laughing



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    This is sooooo funny and I LOVE someecards!!!! Best cards EVAR! I send them to people all the time! The more inappropriate, the better!






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