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    I need a response to "what are you going to do for me?" this is asked when i ask a guy to come dance with me, please help ladies. My usual response is "have a lot of fun" or "make ur dreams come true" these dont work at ALL! and usually they will say "like what" i guess that means looking for extras??? I usually give up and hightail it.

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    I say, "I'm going to rub my hot naked body all over you" or something corny like that..I also say it while I'm squeezing my boobs together.

    If that doesn't work, (which is rare) then he never had any intention of buying a dance, or wants extras. Either way, I'm not making money off his ass.







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    I would shake my head and say something like "oh never mind....its HORRIBLE..I'd have to get all naked and rub against you and you'd see my boobs and everything....just HORRIBLE..you'd HATE that right?"

    They laugh and I've gotten quite a few dances out of it

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    Both CinnamonKisses' reply and CK's reply are things I've used, they both work well. THe other response I've used is (while leaning in and shovin boobs in his face) "you'll just have to wait and see." and then you grab his hands and put them on your hips while leaning backwards slightly to pull him up.

    Love it!

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    I usually just say "come and find out" because when I start to describe a dance, I feel like they are trying to get me to dirty talk them for free. I hope that makes sense.

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    Try "sorry sweetheart, but I never kiss and tell! *wink* It's like Vegas! What happens in the back stays in the back! But trust me, you'll have a great time!"
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    "You'd better come with me, I can show you much easier than I can tell you!" stole this line from someone on here.

    you also might post this question on blue, and see what the guys would like you to come back with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oksana23 View Post
    Try "sorry sweetheart, but I never kiss and tell! *wink* It's like Vegas! What happens in the back stays in the back! But trust me, you'll have a great time!"

    I like that one a lol!

    Out here you have to be very careful what you say because if its a cop..well you know.

    Do you think you can get arrested for soliciting prostitution for saying that?


    and wait didn't a girl at scores get charged for only say "were going to have a lot of fun" ?
    before you point the finger make sure your hands are clean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    Both CinnamonKisses' reply and CK's reply are things I've used, they both work well. THe other response I've used is (while leaning in and shovin boobs in his face) "you'll just have to wait and see." and then you grab his hands and put them on your hips while leaning backwards slightly to pull him up.
    i like this one alot!! i like ck's too they may look at me like damn shes a smart ass and either love it or hate it, will try this!

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    I noticed a lot of SW hustle responses have something to do with touching your boobs, directing attention to your boobs, putting them in the guys face, etc.

    What do you do if you have no boobs and you're sitting down?

    I know my response for that question has been:

    If there is another dancer at the table - "Well, let's put it this way, everything I've done to dancersname is nothing YOU'RE going to get!", that usually works in a group of guys because they think about you being with another woman, and distracts from the original q. They also tend to think if you're that dirty, and even though you say you don't play, you might!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maddie View Post
    I noticed a lot of SW hustle responses have something to do with touching your boobs, directing attention to your boobs, putting them in the guys face, etc.

    What do you do if you have no boobs and you're sitting down?
    Not all the responses. If you're sitting there, do something like swaying your shoulders to the music, bite your lips, wink at him. Just do something that will let him know he's going to have a BLAST with you!







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    Maddie, if you have no boobs buy some! no no i'm totally kidding.

    Seriously, if you have no boobs, direct their attention to your pretty face, or your eyes. What's your best attribute (physically)? That's where you direct your attention. Say it's your eyes.. look him directly in his eyes, while THINKING "i'm so fucking sexy and you want me" (this gets communicated subconsciously through your look, so is important to think this) and say your line. Add a coy smile or a lip-bite.

    Love it!

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    HAHA Chrissy - I would LOVE some boobies, just so I'd be more proportionate and have less trouble finding cute stripper 2-pieces and non-stripper dresses that FIT without being tailored. That said, aside from other current (and some future) financial obligations, I'm not so sure that boobs are for me (yet). Whenever I see sexy smaller breasted women - like the main ex-wife on Nip/Tuck, or Portia DeRossi, Lilla Johovich, or Gwenyth Paltro, I think they look amazingly sexy with smaller breasts.. though most of those gals at least have B's! (edit: I probably didn't spell many of those names correctly, and I'm too lazy post-work to Google!). They look CLASSY with their lowcut slinky black dresses and no bras, wheras gals with big titties only look classy in that stuff INSIDE the strip club. Not to say big boobs can't be classy, just not in those types of outfits. Ah.. enough about the boobs!

    Anyways, I guess my best features that I'm told are: smile, legs, ass, intelligence/wit. Since I can't peel open my brain and say "hey, want a dance?", and most guys won't always take that chance to get to know me right away, I've BEEN just sort of bending over in front of them or draping a leg over the chair as I sit on them. But once we get talking when I'm sitting down, it's hard to draw attention to my long ass legs or booty.

    Also, note: We don't really have VIP in Austin. Well, the club I am at now does, but the $$ goes to the club and not the girls, so it's still dance-per-song basis!

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    Default Re: what are you going to do for me?

    "I'm going to do whatever I want, and you're going to love it. Come on." Or, "I'm going to take my clothes off and rub my hot naked body all over you."



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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    Not all the responses. If you're sitting there, do something like swaying your shoulders to the music, bite your lips, wink at him. Just do something that will let him know he's going to have a BLAST with you!
    this is very true and works. also smile like crazy till ur cheeks hurt

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    I have a few different responses depending on the customer. If it's someone I've been joking around with then I'll say something like "Do for you? I thought you do things for me? Ok, let's go dance and figure out how this is supposed to work."

    If I don't think humor is a good response, then I'll try rubbing my fingers through his hair, lean in close to him and whisper in his ear "telling you all my secrets is not as much fun as showing you" then stand up before he can respond and gently pull his hand to get him to follow me. The close contact followed by me pulling away usually gets them to follow. If not, then it's not worth the time to convince them or they have no intentions of going no matter what I said.

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    ^^^all good answerers, I also like to say, "I'll want do all of the work!"

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    I like to respond with: "If you were at a car dealership, would you ask the salesman to describe how the car drives... or would you get in and take it for a spin?". It's a bit wordy, but it's effective. They always get the point, and always get at least one dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiWest View Post
    I have a few different responses depending on the customer. If it's someone I've been joking around with then I'll say something like "Do for you? I thought you do things for me? Ok, let's go dance and figure out how this is supposed to work."

    If I don't think humor is a good response, then I'll try rubbing my fingers through his hair, lean in close to him and whisper in his ear "telling you all my secrets is not as much fun as showing you" then stand up before he can respond and gently pull his hand to get him to follow me. The close contact followed by me pulling away usually gets them to follow. If not, then it's not worth the time to convince them or they have no intentions of going no matter what I said.
    this is a good one!!

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