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    Default Best turndown line from customer

    "would you like another dance?" Me
    "No, I respect you too much" him
    WTF?? LOSSER. nice cop out= your broke. lol

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    Line that annoys me to no end:

    Me: Let's go in the back now"
    Guy: I'd rather just take you to dinner.
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    ^Oh goodness yea I hear that one..

    My Fave:

    Me:Hey babe, I'd really like to keep talking but I really think we need to do some dances. I gotta make some money while I'm here at work

    Douche: Awww well go ahead and do your thing baby. I'll be here when you get back. Make that money baby! Make sure you come back over here and keep me company.







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    ^ UGGGGH I hate all of these! I hear it all the time! Did guys get together and discuss how to piss off dancers?

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    Default Re: Best turndown line from customer

    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    Line that annoys me to no end:

    Me: Let's go in the back now"
    Guy: I'd rather just take you to dinner.
    Ooooh, I got this at my old club all the time. Who the FUCK said I wanted to go to dinner with you?!?? This isn't a fucken dating service.

    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    ^Oh goodness yea I hear that one..

    My Fave:

    Me:Hey babe, I'd really like to keep talking but I really think we need to do some dances. I gotta make some money while I'm here at work

    Douche: Awww well go ahead and do your thing baby. I'll be here when you get back. Make that money baby! Make sure you come back over here and keep me company.
    AH I HATE THIS ONE TOO...."Make your money, then come back to me when you're done!" Get the fuck out of here. What makes you so special

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    UGH!

    Although, when they say "I want to take you out to dinner" I look really surprised and say "Strippers don't EAT!"

    lol

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    A free dinner?! Count me in! Can we go to the Outback? PLEASE?

    A customer told me last night that money is the root of all evil. Wow, how insightful! I then told him a sob story about my bills and life and he gave me $40. I've seriously never tried to use a sob story before but I've done it twice in the past week. Sad, but it's been working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    UGH!

    Although, when they say "I want to take you out to dinner" I look really surprised and say "Strippers don't EAT!"

    lol
    That is AMAZING.

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    ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    Line that annoys me to no end:

    Me: Let's go in the back now"
    Guy: I'd rather just take you to dinner.
    Me: I only talk about things like that in VIP :smile:


    I like the strippers don't eat line better though, ahah.

    Usually What I always get is "I think we need a break", or "actually, I think I'm good, thanks". Real bland stuff.

    Me:Hey babe, I'd really like to keep talking but I really think we need to do some dances. I gotta make some money while I'm here at work

    Douche: Awww well go ahead and do your thing baby. I'll be here when you get back. Make that money baby! Make sure you come back over here and keep me company.
    That answer is why I never say that "well I've got to get back to work" line. I don't let them flatter themselves. bleh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    UGH!

    Although, when they say "I want to take you out to dinner" I look really surprised and say "Strippers don't EAT!"

    lol
    AHAHA! This is one of the many reason why I love SW!

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    Default Re: Best turndown line from customer

    My regular says when other girls ask him for dances, he tells them he is on his period.

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    my club has an in-house restaurant so when a guy says, "let me take you to dinner" i tell him that we can have dinner served to us right in the club. that's when they back down and try to think up some other line.
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    My favorite is the guy who can't afford a dance but offers a date. Mmmm... I guess I'd be paying, huh?

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    Some guys tell me they didn't bring any money!

    They go on to buy a $10 drink!

    "Oh, I meant I only brought drink money!"

    OR

    "I don't pay for what I can get for free."

    So get the heck outta here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDanielle View Post
    My regular says when other girls ask him for dances, he tells them he is on his period.
    Maybe I would think that was cute if it was my regular, too. But if it was me doing the asking i would be pissed. That's uncalled for rudeness. That's like saying I'm gay or I dont pay for dances.

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    I cant stand when guys complain that lapdances are all a big tease and they dont like that they cant do anything about it. wtf loser, im sorry you get so turned on by total strangers.

    and i also hate it when they say they cant buy a dance from me cuz im too innocent, am not wild enough, or they see me as more than a friend. seriously what kind of abusive pervy rapist shit are u planning to do during this lap dance anyway?

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    Pfft. Those "I don't pay for what I can get for free" guys are usually the ones who can't get laid and cry when they masturbate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Andi View Post
    My favorite is the guy who can't afford a dance but offers a date. Mmmm... I guess I'd be paying, huh?
    HA..I had one guy come up to ME and say he'll buy me a drink if it isnt expensive...and told me to order something cheap. Yeah..sorry...I'm not cheap. Then proceeded to tell me he lives with his mom in a trailer(he was in his 50's at LEAST) and THEN asked where we were going to dinner that night.
    I said "where would you take me...to order off the dollar menu at McDonalds?? And then we can go home and fuck in your trailer hoping your MOM doesnt find out.
    Seriously dude...you havent had a date in a REALLY long time if THATS your opener!!! Your best bet is to wander down to Federal blvd and find a girl who will just do you in the alley for $20. Pretty much your only shot.

    He left me alone after that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Andi View Post
    Pfft. Those "I don't pay for what I can get for free" guys are usually the ones who can't get laid and cry when they masturbate.
    Damn multiple quote isnt working for me right now...

    I tell those guys to go home alone and cry on their cock shaped pillow (thank you Waiting for that awesome line!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victoryx0x0 View Post
    "would you like another dance?" Me
    "No, I respect you too much" him
    WTF?? LOSSER. nice cop out= your broke. lol
    Ugh. WTF because if I was to dance with you wouldn't pay? Beat the crap outta me? Respect me by saying "no thank you, that's fine for now."

    Related: I had some guy take me in VIP only to throw my clothes back at me - "please put your clothes back on and sit down and talk with me. I have sisters, and my mom. I respect women." WTF??!!!
    He then pointed out how disgusted he was by the club, then saw some other girl dancing sexy for some guy. "wow," he said, "can you do that? can you do that for me right now?" he was serious. I just rolled my eyes and said, you mean with my clothes on or off. He said off. I replied that his time was up.

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    Why can't people just say "no thank you"??? Such a major pet peeve of mine. Whenever guys go into explanations on why they can't but a dance. I just get up smile and say have a good night and get the hell away. I figure there is really no reason for me to sit and listen to their little stories LOL!

    I really get ticked off by the ones that act all pissy when I ask if they want a dance and they no because it makes them feel "used"...what the hell does that mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherry Valence View Post
    A customer told me last night that money is the root of all evil.

    I strip for Satan.
    Priceless.
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    Custies:
    STFU.

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    I'm calling troll. Jesus troll. Sparkly crucifix on the belly button...

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