"would you like another dance?" Me
"No, I respect you too much" him
WTF?? LOSSER. nice cop out= your broke. lol
"would you like another dance?" Me
"No, I respect you too much" him
WTF?? LOSSER. nice cop out= your broke. lol
Line that annoys me to no end:
Me: Let's go in the back now"
Guy: I'd rather just take you to dinner.
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^Oh goodness yea I hear that one..
My Fave:
Me:Hey babe, I'd really like to keep talking but I really think we need to do some dances. I gotta make some money while I'm here at work
Douche: Awww well go ahead and do your thing baby. I'll be here when you get back. Make that money baby! Make sure you come back over here and keep me company.
Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
^ UGGGGH I hate all of these! I hear it all the time! Did guys get together and discuss how to piss off dancers?
Ooooh, I got this at my old club all the time. Who the FUCK said I wanted to go to dinner with you?!?? This isn't a fucken dating service.
AH I HATE THIS ONE TOO...."Make your money, then come back to me when you're done!" Get the fuck out of here. What makes you so special
UGH!
Although, when they say "I want to take you out to dinner" I look really surprised and say "Strippers don't EAT!"
lol


A free dinner?! Count me in! Can we go to the Outback? PLEASE?
A customer told me last night that money is the root of all evil. Wow, how insightful! I then told him a sob story about my bills and life and he gave me $40. I've seriously never tried to use a sob story before but I've done it twice in the past week. Sad, but it's been working.
I strip for Satan.
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Me: I only talk about things like that in VIP :smile:
I like the strippers don't eat line better though, ahah.
Usually What I always get is "I think we need a break", or "actually, I think I'm good, thanks". Real bland stuff.
That answer is why I never say that "well I've got to get back to work" line. I don't let them flatter themselves. bleh!Me:Hey babe, I'd really like to keep talking but I really think we need to do some dances. I gotta make some money while I'm here at work
Douche: Awww well go ahead and do your thing baby. I'll be here when you get back. Make that money baby! Make sure you come back over here and keep me company.



My regular says when other girls ask him for dances, he tells them he is on his period.




my club has an in-house restaurant so when a guy says, "let me take you to dinner" i tell him that we can have dinner served to us right in the club. that's when they back down and try to think up some other line.
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My favorite is the guy who can't afford a dance but offers a date. Mmmm... I guess I'd be paying, huh?



I cant stand when guys complain that lapdances are all a big tease and they dont like that they cant do anything about it. wtf loser, im sorry you get so turned on by total strangers.
and i also hate it when they say they cant buy a dance from me cuz im too innocent, am not wild enough, or they see me as more than a friend. seriously what kind of abusive pervy rapist shit are u planning to do during this lap dance anyway?



Pfft. Those "I don't pay for what I can get for free" guys are usually the ones who can't get laid and cry when they masturbate.
HA..I had one guy come up to ME and say he'll buy me a drink if it isnt expensive...and told me to order something cheap. Yeah..sorry...I'm not cheap. Then proceeded to tell me he lives with his mom in a trailer(he was in his 50's at LEAST) and THEN asked where we were going to dinner that night.
I said "where would you take me...to order off the dollar menu at McDonalds?? And then we can go home and fuck in your trailer hoping your MOM doesnt find out.
Seriously dude...you havent had a date in a REALLY long time if THATS your opener!!! Your best bet is to wander down to Federal blvd and find a girl who will just do you in the alley for $20. Pretty much your only shot.
He left me alone after that



Ugh. WTF because if I was to dance with you wouldn't pay? Beat the crap outta me? Respect me by saying "no thank you, that's fine for now."
Related: I had some guy take me in VIP only to throw my clothes back at me - "please put your clothes back on and sit down and talk with me. I have sisters, and my mom. I respect women." WTF??!!!
He then pointed out how disgusted he was by the club, then saw some other girl dancing sexy for some guy. "wow," he said, "can you do that? can you do that for me right now?" he was serious. I just rolled my eyes and said, you mean with my clothes on or off. He said off. I replied that his time was up.




Why can't people just say "no thank you"??? Such a major pet peeve of mine. Whenever guys go into explanations on why they can't but a dance. I just get up smile and say have a good night and get the hell away. I figure there is really no reason for me to sit and listen to their little stories LOL!
I really get ticked off by the ones that act all pissy when I ask if they want a dance and they no because it makes them feel "used"...what the hell does that mean?
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