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    Angry guest pet peeves

    What random behaviors just set you on edge? I'm hanging out with a guy friend at the moment, and he's annoying me on soooo many levels!

    #1. Dude just grabs my nailclippers and goes at it in front of me. EWW!

    #2. He ignores me to stretch out on my exersize ball. I don't really want to watch and it makes me want to be like "knock yourself out, let me know when you want to do something interesting!"

    #3. singing random songs under his breathe, or weird sound effects. It niggles me trying to figure out what it is, and sets my nerves REALLY far on edge. Same with tapping fingers or feet, etc.

    So what little physical habits are massive pet peeves of yours?
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    #4. Not respecting my belongings. That set of cirque du soleil dvd's you blithely toss around and then drop and leave on my floor, was HELLA expensive, and are you gonna replace them if you wreck them?

    #5. Tying in with #4. If you put a movie on, I can understnad not knowing where the case is for the one that was in there, but when the case is RIGHT ON TOP OF THE VCR there's NO excuse to not put it away, seeing as how the rest of my movies are safely in their cases. PLEASE leave things in no worse condition than they were when you got there!

    Why do I hang out with this guy? There's gotta be more socially sensitive gaming nerds... Surely i'm not THIS desperate to watch someone play diablo that i put up with this.

    UGH. Like i dont want to leave him alone for a second, its like he's in EVERYTHING, fucking it up.
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    My husbands friends come over and leave messes
    Glasses everywhere
    cig butts in my yard
    trash that NEVER makes it to the trash can

    Pretty soon they are gonna get the I am not your mother speech
    People who stay over and leave wet towels on the floor infuriates me



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    Yeah messes....not respecting my belongings OR me is a big one. Had one friend that was a bridesmaid at my wedding. A complete moron...27 yr old virgin(not that THAT made her a moron..but read on) who was actively hitting on my other friends 16 yr old brother.Stilll lives at home with mommy (last I heard..we havent spoken since she last visited about 7 yr ago...you'll see why)
    We told her when she said (not asked) that she was coming down to stay with us for a week or two,that we had planned a party while she was there and that most of the people coming were strippers or swinger friends. AND that we had been planning a LONG time to roll at that party...our forst and only experience with drugs.
    Well she shut herself in her room adn only came out to hit on the kid who kept pushing her away and asking us to please keep her away from him. And if a 16 yr old boy raging with hormones doesnt want a girl(she was pretty cute)how bad is THAT??
    Then she proceeded to eat EVERYTHING in my kitchen and drain my bar of alcohol while we were at work every day. No offer to replace anything.

    THEN she had the gall to tell us that we were all sinners and going to hell for stripping and rolling. She knew DAMN well way before she invited HERSELF to stay in my home that this was the deal.

    She was told to never come back or contact us again.

    I'm pretty lax when I have friend stay over. My house is your house and it is open to you while you stay here. BUT ...none of my friends would even THINK of abusing that right.

    This is MY home and you are my guest..all I ever ask is that you respect me and my home. Pretty much the only rule I have. And thats all she did the whole time she was here.

    And thi is a chick who lives in Jersey,doent want to travel anywhere but is convinced that she will be discovered as an actress or singer. Shes a fucking idiot. She is a bad actress(was an actre in the dinner theater company we owned for awhile and ALWAYS showed up late, forgot her line and WAY WAY overacted. We had to improv to cover her in EVERY show)

    And her music is this god awful techno dance crap.

    AND..get THIS...she somehow got a hookup with someone in William Morris that was WILLING TO MEET WITH HER. She said no...the 16 yr old down the street is going to produce my album. My jaw dropped. FUCKING WILLIAM MORRIS..do you know how hard it is to even get a MEETING with them?? They are one of the top agencies in the country.

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