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    Default Bad Dancing

    I've found one of the best ways to become noticed is to dance on the floor in the worst way possible...do the monkey, do the sprinkler (it's actually quite impressive in 6" platform stilettos) do the swim 99.99% of the time one guy will join in with you because by showing that you're not perfect and you have a sense of humor, you've just made yourself very approachable. I usually do it if it's a paticuarly bad song and i can't find my next victim. from finding your target you can introduce yourself, the trick is throwing caution to the wind and energy, lots of energy, if only for 30 seconds.

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    Because of a dancer doing this I once made my billionaire friend book her all night.

    I want a FUN girl, damnit!


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    Yeah, totally agree, if no one is doing any tipping... totally. I'd do the shopping cart. LOL.

    Oooh, or if I was on stage with Saphire123456, I'd make her a fish and reel her in with the cheesy move. At least you LOOK like you're having fun and who DOESN'T want a fun chick to hang with??

    Love it!

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    You know when you are walking and you are about to bump into someone so you move, but he moves too? Hard to describe. But the rare occasion this happens, I get all silly and pretend to purposely block him. I smile, laugh, and approach him later. So far it hasn't never failed to get me dances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    Yeah, totally agree, if no one is doing any tipping... totally. I'd do the shopping cart. LOL.

    Oooh, or if I was on stage with Saphire123456, I'd make her a fish and reel her in with the cheesy move. At least you LOOK like you're having fun and who DOESN'T want a fun chick to hang with??
    awww that was fun, i miss working with you....
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    I'm super dorky at work if the mood strikes. I'll do little robot moves on stage for guys or pretend to bump into stuff. I, obviously, never do that if the guy would be put off by it, but lots of times they love it. I mean, they're there to have FUN. The guys that want to have fun and also appreciate a sense of humor can be great customers.
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    nobody is my friend when i am interpretive dancing on stage!

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    i do it SOMETIMES, but usually it breaks my "character" that I'm trying to portray... When i do pull it out it's often interpretive as well ^^^ lmao

    i usually just do something wicked cute and coy... i've found that works too... something like shaking my ass back and forth or trying out a move that i know isn't going to work but i make it look wicked cute and then flash a huge smile like "tehehehe i'm so silly come play with me!"

    But I can see how some funky steps up in the place can liven up your stage good tip.... it seems so obvious, but one of those things that a very seasoned dancer would totally not think about posting. Thanks

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    LOL i do bad dancing no matter what because i cant really dance...im just cute so I play off of that and show that im silly

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    I used to work with a girl who would do the cheesiest YMCA rendition. She made tons of money on stage because she made the crowd laugh.

    OTOH, I hated if I was giving a LD during her stage set. It's hard to be sexy and seductive to the Village People. Bleh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J_Lynne View Post
    I used to work with a girl who would do the cheesiest YMCA rendition. She made tons of money on stage because she made the crowd laugh.

    OTOH, I hated if I was giving a LD during her stage set. It's hard to be sexy and seductive to the Village People. Bleh.
    when i worked at my old club when i could play whatever i want everyone always HATED when i went on stage...id dance to weird al, richard cheese, south park, disney movie songs, the brady bunch...etc.

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    haha this totally worked for me last night - I had been cage dancing for a bit and was breaking out all my awesome good stuff, and got a few tips, then got out, and attacked my friend, pretending to hump her, then booty shaking for a bit, and bingo - half an hour dance...

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    Default Re: Bad Dancing

    I wanna see a chick do the "I really have to poop" dance.. ha!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMf7vA0tYuc&feature=user


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    Hahahah! I've actually seen a lot of these "dance moves"!!! Like the hot potato, dictator and especially the feeling-awkward-at-the-gas-pump dance! These guys are cute and funny, I want to meet them! Especially glasses dude.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jeska View Post
    I wanna see a chick do the "I really have to poop" dance.. ha!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMf7vA0tYuc&feature=user

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    Default Re: Bad Dancing

    i do silly shit like this randomly, especially if its slow.

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    Two words - Banana Costume.

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