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    Default omg i think i have a hemorroid! help!

    So i think i have a hemorroid. Sorry if tmi, but i'm kinda freaking out. It is on the outside (versus having an internal one), feels like a small lump type thing. I know this is from doing anal. I remember the day after we had done it i was like wow my ass is kinda sore. And now it's been about a week and it's still sore and tonight for the first time i felt down there this lump. Looked it up and you can get hemorroids from anal sex. FUCK! so what do i do now? am i stuck with this thing forever or can i get rid of it? Someone help me please!

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    Default Re: omg i think i have a hemorroid! help!

    Many times the external ones go back to where they belong: inside your butt.


    Just buy some Prep H and see if it works. Its supposed to put the bugger back in your butt.

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    Default Re: omg i think i have a hemorroid! help!

    I dont mean to laugh, but your post was so funny at the same time. The situation is not funny but how it was written.

    I feel your pain. lol

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    I remember my cousin talking one night about his hemmroid, and he was sayign " yeah, just get a soapy finger when your in the shower and shove that thing back up your ass where it belongs!"

    Now, I don't know if you actually are supposed to put them back in your ass or not, but thats what he did....I'd go for the prep. H route though.

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    Default Re: omg i think i have a hemorroid! help!

    Quote Originally Posted by Peanut_Butter View Post
    I remember my cousin talking one night about his hemmroid, and he was sayign " yeah, just get a soapy finger when your in the shower and shove that thing back up your ass where it belongs!"

    Now, I don't know if you actually are supposed to put them back in your ass or not, but thats what he did....I'd go for the prep. H route though.
    this is gross.. but do they come bk out when you poop?

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    Default Re: omg i think i have a hemorroid! help!

    I heard you just stick it back up there, but I don't know if it's just a saying or if it's an actual solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    this is gross.. but do they come bk out when you poop?
    yeah, I think they do. I mean, it would make sense, right? Push out the poop, and out pops the hemorroid. So I guess you would just get in the shower wash your ass and push it back in again....

    I think they have surgery for hemorroids that don't go away. I think you can laser them off or something....

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    Default Re: omg i think i have a hemorroid! help!

    Since it will keep coming back, pushing it back in does nothing but cause you more discomfort. Just sit on some pillows and use Prep H and Tucks Cooling Hemorrhoid Wipes.

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    Default Re: omg i think i have a hemorroid! help!

    I don't know about anal, but you can easily get them by being constipated alot. They can go away fairly quickly and come back just as fast. I would think that s'thing for inflammation, like Motrin, would help on top of using some Prep H.

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    Default Re: omg i think i have a hemorroid! help!

    EWW i feel so gross i can't believe that this happened! lol. i really don't do anal alot, pretty much only if i'm drunk, and of course we did it and look what happened. no more anal for me!
    i'm not really a big fan of the whole 'shove it back in there' thing. i would prefer that it just go away! so i hope i can get rid of it, i'm gonna buy some prep H today.
    I told my bf and he was like 'i'm so sorry omg i didn't mean to hurt you!'. yeah this situation just blows, and holy embarassing if i have to go to the doctor for it if it doesn't go away. never really had anyone examining my ass!

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